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Ha I just got that one recently too.

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link

Yeah it took me a few years that one

kinder, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link

not seeing it

your favourite misread ILX threads (darraghmac), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link

Empire claim it is a pun on 'legally bound', which is almost as weak: http://www.empireonline.com/empireblogs/words-from-the-wise/post/p1164

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

yeah tbh neither rly work imo

Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link

i mentioned the title when it was about to come out (i was 12) and my mom yelled at me for making an insensitive joke in her "shhh don't say that out loud!" voice and i seriously had no idea what she was talking about

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 04:14 (nine years ago) link

the title is pretty much gibberish w/o knowing the pun tho

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:39 (nine years ago) link

i mean it's legal for her to be blonde, it isn't illegal, still makes sense

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 06:06 (nine years ago) link

I think "Legally Blonde" is actually a pretty good title, because the whole point of the movie is to satirize the idea that being a blonde cheerleader type means you're somehow "handicapped". Also, it's about a blonde who studies law, so the title also has a nice double meaning.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 11:47 (nine years ago) link

Tuomas gets it

kinder, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link

Also, it's about a blonde who studies law, so the title also has a nice double meaning.

is this too long for a dn, i'm not gonna take it but someone should take it

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

none of that....makes any sense

Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link

I know, a blonde studying law? That's Hollywood for ya!

pplains, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link

Also, it's about a blonde who studies law, so the title also has a nice double meaning.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

oh shit

i just got it

legally .... BLONDE

that's brilliant

Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

Luckily the anti-blonde legislation was repealed here in jolly old Britain after WWI, so a good few generations now have not lived under the yoke of low eumelanin oppression. Although it might have been interesting to have had Bleacheasies like the US

and she's crying in a stairwell in Devon (aldo), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 08:30 (nine years ago) link

i think what you're all missing is the reese witherspoon character specialised in representing victims of lower limb injuries, so she was actually a leg ally who also happened to be blonde

john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 09:13 (nine years ago) link

Also, it's about a blonde who studies law, so the title also has a nice double meaning

john wahey (NickB), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 09:13 (nine years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legally_Blondes

It also had a sequel which didn't involve law at all, so the title has a nice double meaning.

and she's crying in a stairwell in Devon (aldo), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link

"The Crystal Method"

You just don't get things when you're a kid

Hope Grand Funk Railroad wasn't punning on anything

, Thursday, 31 July 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

grand funk railroad is what they call soul train in france

balls, Thursday, 31 July 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link

Gravity's Rainbow = GR = General Relativity?

Although maybe this isn't really I pun and I might have been told it before so I didn't really miss it.

Erdős Number 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, don't know about that. But GR was the second book Pynchon started after V, and it's about V2's.

Frederik B, Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

No, it's a real scientific term. Here's an explanation from a surprising source:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2521901/Forget-Big-Bang--Rainbow-Gravity-theory-suggests-universe-NO-beginning-stretches-infinitely.html

StanM, Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

And also, of course, the projectory of the V2 is a parabola like a rainbow because of gravity. Plus rainbows actually aren't parabolas but circles, except we can't see half of it, indicating the counter-story half of the book, the importance of subjectivity, and how Werner von Braun went from sending rockets in parabolas to sending them into circuit.

Frederik B, Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

Got really surprised when I saw half of a rainbow last year, so in fact it was just a quarter of one then?
So maybe it makes up for it if I have seen several double rainbows.

Stevolende, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

That is to say I saw half a parabola because of where the rain was falling, I hadn't seen that happen before. Is it a regular thing?
But then I hadn't seen really localised rain until I moved to ireland as far as I recall. that is to say raining at one end of a street and not at the other.
This rainbow must have meant rain on one side/direction of a motorway visible on my way to the bus stop and not on the other.

Stevolende, Sunday, 3 August 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link

none of these are puns

Serious Men raised by the Issues Movement (darraghmac), Monday, 4 August 2014 01:47 (nine years ago) link

what do you call a quarter of an electronic rainbow?

e-bola (or e-para)

^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 4 August 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link

none of these are puns

these are all puns, we just haven't got them yet

john wahey (NickB), Monday, 4 August 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link

the web series 'high maintenance'

just sayin, Thursday, 7 August 2014 06:18 (nine years ago) link

The name "Paul Bearer" is a play on the term pall-bearer.

:0

soref, Sunday, 17 August 2014 11:23 (nine years ago) link

ok, so i realised that (popular beat combo) Nosaj Thing is a pun on No Such Thing. but it was only last night that i realised it's jasoN backwards.

koogs, Thursday, 21 August 2014 13:29 (nine years ago) link

bola - soup

Scary Darey (dog latin), Thursday, 21 August 2014 13:33 (nine years ago) link

they didn't stop there though...

koogs, Thursday, 21 August 2014 14:04 (nine years ago) link

Hipster Loser-Loser (Drugs A. Money) /

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omHvOWcGix8

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 21 August 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Pulled Pork"

koogs, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

Dean Gulberry

Rocking In The Broad Daylight (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Kurt Vile = Kurt Weill

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Oh wait, that's apparently his birth name. nm.

Deliciously hard yet very accessible (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Diagon_Alley

(pulled pork not a pun, obv. more of a euphemism for masturbation that people have snuck onto every menu in the land, somehow)

koogs, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

wait'll you figure out "Nocturn Alley"

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 23 October 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

Diagon Alley - my 7 year old got that one before I did.

everything, Thursday, 23 October 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

And wait till you go on the Nocturn Alley Mission.

nickn, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

OMG, Buckcherry. Always wondered what their stupid name was supposed to mean.

Your Soup Is Inside Me (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

Haha, yeah that one was slow dawning on me too.

The Thelonius Monk of nu-ki? (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

Ah, but surely that's a Spoonerism, not a pun!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eHbHb0d4x3A/0.jpg

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link

Gave up and googled it.

http://i.imgur.com/5ST9voA.gif

pplains, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link

If one of their singles had been called "Label: Mean", I would've gotten it in a heartbeat.

Your Soup Is Inside Me (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

Tim Buckley, or as I prefer to call him Bum Tickley

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link


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