― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago) link
― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link
Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting that time in third grade when you got stuck in that locker. Yeah, that's right, we know.
Huh. So if nothing else, for the most part I know what to do in the men's room.
― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago) link
btw. in this proposed home urinal set up, will there be a whole row of them, enabling one to pee with visitors and thrash out the positioning etiquette?
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago) link
― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago) link
Good lord! You can't possibly be male! We have monkeys that are better trained at peeing than you are. If, on the obscure off-chance that you ARE male, you need some practice going to the bathroom. Sad, really.
― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago) link
and damned if I know, but I can't imagine watching urine shot from anybody's urethra is actually a turn-on to many people.
― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago) link
― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago) link
There is scientific fact what sez that the urinals at the ends are hygenically superior because fewer menpeople frequent them.
― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:17 (twenty years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:23 (twenty years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:24 (twenty years ago) link
Best misspelling ever. Or did he do it on purpose?
― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 2 September 2004 08:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 08:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:58 (twenty years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!!st, Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago) link
*walk up to urinal directly next to whatever other man is in there*drop trou*assume usual looking-forward-not-talking stance*glance down at manhood*do a double take*exclaim "man, I'm fucking HUGE today!"*tap the guy next to me "wow man, you've got to see this"(*get shit beat out of me, wake up from coma six months later*)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link
Perhaps this was to facilitate the peeing contests of which the French are so fond ("les marathons de pi-pi").
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!!st, Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago) link
― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link
Now you've made me stare at a baby's crotch on the internet for a good half-minute. I hate you.
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link