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Benmont Tench

Actor Lance Brilliantine (probably a stage name)

Movie producer Ortwin Freyermuth

When I was a kid, the local postmaster was Elvoid A. Christmas (and his wife's name was Melly)

Elvoid and many of the names in this thread have to be Mormons: Check The Utah Baby Namer and their faves page.

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 24 August 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

of a car salesman: 'dick sell'

j., Thursday, 28 August 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link

I went to the Metrodome swimming pool the other day, the gymnasium fitness manager is called Jon McCool. Already know he is a worthless fucking parasite who is knee deep in murder!

dead r souls (xelab), Thursday, 28 August 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link

Success Ajayi Isaac

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 01:25 (nine years ago) link

Bernadine Bezuidenhout

imago, Sunday, 7 September 2014 12:09 (nine years ago) link

lower division Soccer Saturday reporter Will Cope

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

Will Rockafellow

"a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 September 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

Fraydie Katz

Gulping Down Morsels And Slurping Up Vittles (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 September 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link

HEY GRIFF

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 September 2014 04:11 (nine years ago) link

Neo Mothlabane

+ +, Monday, 15 September 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

hakeem nicks

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link

Serge-Junior Martinsson Ngouali

nakhchivan, Sunday, 28 September 2014 00:55 (nine years ago) link

Aquanetta Underwood

The Velvet Fog called me a motherfucker (Sandy), Sunday, 28 September 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link

Zeiss Contarex

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 01:06 (nine years ago) link

ludogorets razgrad

Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

Зиновий Зиник

C21H23NO5 (nakhchivan), Thursday, 2 October 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

ilx poster 'clouds' has a superlative rn

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

yeah

C21H23NO5 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 October 2014 02:09 (nine years ago) link

discovering that netlon sentinel is a sheffield company that either sells or produces things is quite cool

they dont have a website but they seem to either sell or produce just about every unlovely utile object one could imagine

C21H23NO5 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 October 2014 02:13 (nine years ago) link

haha, those are very thingish

Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Saturday, 4 October 2014 02:25 (nine years ago) link

Olesya Treeshian

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 October 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 October 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Antoniotto Usodimare

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/izCmLyc.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 12 October 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link

Me bf's middle name is D4nger :) true!

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Monday, 13 October 2014 08:42 (nine years ago) link

I'm looking at a study that has among its authors Walter Gillis Peacock and Himanshu Grover.

Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 17:24 (nine years ago) link

Princess-Anne Banton-Lofters

rad het chilly poppers (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

Ken Skates

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link

Randy Feathers

peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

Bas Worm. Dutch, I think.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Thursday, 16 October 2014 19:21 (nine years ago) link

King Faisal Babes Football Club is a professional football club in Kumasi, Ashanti.

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 October 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

Julius Fučík (Czech composer)

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

At my workplace, there's a guy named Tony Steele, which I have a hard time believing is anyone's actual name, though it's probably not that uncommon.

zchyrs, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

I don't get what's funny about Tony Steele!?

Alba, Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:15 (nine years ago) link

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/lisa-wank/23/626/972

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:17 (nine years ago) link

http://www.wits.ac.za/humanities/swop/18837/

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link

ilx poster 'clouds' has a superlative rn

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, October 3, 2014 9:03 AM (3 weeks ago)

thanks! i hated it most of my life but now have sort of embraced it.

the all man brothers (clouds), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link

Dzhamaldin Abdukhalitovich Khodzhaniyazov

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 02:59 (nine years ago) link

Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola was born in Abeokuta, Ogun State.[1] His name, Kashimawo, means "Let us wait and see".[2] Moshood Abiola was his father's twenty-third child but the first of his father's children to survive infancy, hence the name 'Kashimawo'. It was not until he was 15 years old that he was properly named Moshood, by his parents.

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

loool

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, lol, 22 dead children.

Madchen, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

.........

imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

H1ghqueen S4rpomaah

Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

Luke Honeythunder, MD

Temple of Infinite Grohls (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 14 November 2014 09:49 (nine years ago) link

Jennifer Lease Butts, Ph.D.
Assistant Vice Provost for Enrichment Programs
Director for the Honors Program

johnny crunch, Friday, 21 November 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link

Aitor Cantalapiedra

نكبة (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 November 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

Zdzisław Maklakiewicz

نكبة (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 December 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link

http://oi60.tinypic.com/t7xx5e.jpg

jaymc, Monday, 1 December 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Robert E. Lee Key, Jr.

spacemindy, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 05:10 (nine years ago) link


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