Star Wars 7 shit talk

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the deforested moon of endor

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link

can u imagine what kind of a wretched hive of scum and villainy mos eisly would be during an economic downturn?

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link

more Hutts to be fatcats

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link

no, fewer, but Hutt himself gets even fatter

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link

bespin has outsourced all its manufacturing to jawas.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:34 (ten years ago) link

butt hutt

am0n, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

jabba the butthurt

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

star destroyer tumbles into the sea

that'll be the day I go back to tatooine

star destroyer dwarfed by endless ocean is kind of a flawed concept seeing as its usual context is space

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link

i like that u can see the planet's curve a lil tho. no idea how that tagline's supposed to be parsed.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link

guys i'm so into the idea of a socialist realist star wars that i'm sort of bummed it will never be

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link

palpatine benevolently holding flowers next to a flourishing moisture farm

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link

Truth & Reconciliation Committee looks into the time the Separatists gassed that colony of Gungans.

http://i.imgur.com/atHiCTgl.jpg

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:57 (ten years ago) link

army of the new republic brings back the lil colored squares by star wars 8

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link

Everyone's getting very worked up and overexcited about some fanart OTT.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 28 August 2014 02:11 (ten years ago) link

the posters or the movie

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 28 August 2014 02:15 (ten years ago) link

guys i'm so into the idea of a socialist realist star wars that i'm sort of bummed it will never be

i dunno if you've heard, but george lucas has some heavy trade negotiation star wars concepts 4 u

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 August 2014 02:23 (ten years ago) link

Chap personally I just thought they were p cool for fanart, not expecting/hoping for anything frm the movies rly

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Thursday, 28 August 2014 05:35 (ten years ago) link

Did anybody read the Dark Horse "The Star Wars" series, which is based on GL's first draft, and shows why screenplays need iteration before actually making something?

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, 28 August 2014 05:52 (ten years ago) link

was interested in it and thought about picking it up now that the trade is out but haven't gone for it, haven't read any other SW comics.

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 06:05 (ten years ago) link

I've been thinking about dipping my toes into star wars comics, but haven't given much thought about where to start.

how's life, Thursday, 28 August 2014 09:08 (ten years ago) link

start here:

Star Wars: Legacy

http://d2lzb5v10mb0lj.cloudfront.net/covers_tfaw/400/1/13459.jpg

Written by John Ostrander, takes place a century after Jedi.

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, 28 August 2014 09:26 (ten years ago) link

damn that is some hot cartoon star wars

and if it's a century later, how come they got the exact same guns & shit?

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 August 2014 11:08 (ten years ago) link

Not exactly the same, apparently in 100 years the female guerilla fashion in the SW universe evolved from "practical and unisex" to "pointless high heels and boob windows", a la superhero comics.

Tuomas, Thursday, 28 August 2014 11:13 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, the cover isn't really doing it for me. I might give it a chance at some point, but was hoping for something with a more 80s comic aesthetic. Any thoughts on the best runs from the "A Long Time Ago" Omnibus series? I see there are some Claremont and Simonson credits in there.

how's life, Thursday, 28 August 2014 12:13 (ten years ago) link

i dunno if you've heard, but george lucas has some heavy trade negotiation star wars concepts 4 u

― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:23 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link

Also, most recent movie rife with Jedicide.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:55 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://comicbook.com/2014/09/10/star-wars-episode-vii-millennium-falcon-and-x-wing-revealed-in-a/:

FlyMAC @FlyMAC_Popham

Last tweet for the night. I spotted this at the weekend whilst #flying over Greenham Common. #StarWarsEpisodeVII

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxIDO_kIIAAv9O6.jpg

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Friday, 12 September 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link

Weren't they just miniatures and backdrops in the originals? oh, jj.

alanbatman (abanana), Friday, 12 September 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, but its better than shitty CGI.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 12 September 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link

he's building fully functional spaceships.

wmlynch, Friday, 12 September 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link

star wars: episode 7: latino review

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 12 September 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link

star wars episode 7 is a DARPA project now

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 September 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

There was definitely a full size Falcon (or a sizable chunk of one) and full size x-wings built for the OT.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 12 September 2014 23:31 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, the scenes in cargo bays or in the base on Hoth, where you really have the sense that people are clambering around these things, slapping their sides, etc. - CGI has nothing on that for making the movies feel real, and for making people love those vehicles, IMO.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 September 2014 01:43 (ten years ago) link

you also have to make the evil starships sound like they are screaming bloody murder as they fly by

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 13 September 2014 01:56 (ten years ago) link

So yeah, you guys are right.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/south_west/4555455.stm

alanbatman (abanana), Saturday, 13 September 2014 03:27 (ten years ago) link

I have it on good authority they're building a full size replica of Chewbacca's house from the Star Wwas Holiday Special

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 September 2014 08:33 (ten years ago) link

Someone who claims to have seen the concept drawings for Daisy Ridley's character, draws her costume from memory.

http://bitcast-a-sm.bitgravity.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/Daisy-Ridley-Star-Wars-Image-1.jpg

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 13 September 2014 09:31 (ten years ago) link

BELT IS BROWN

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link

all this eager anticipation is really bumming me out. I keep hoping it's studio astroturf.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link

"Studio Astroturf" is the name of Daisy Ridley's character believe it or not

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 September 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

star wars: episode 7: latino review

― socki (s1ocki), Friday, September 12, 2014 9:03 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

key revelation

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:48 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

as someone who could gaf about star wars, this is surprisingly good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsFAZWnA00#t=1m0s

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 04:57 (ten years ago) link

yeah i only got about half an hour into it the other night but boy its a good time

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 13:53 (ten years ago) link

Skippy?

LB-426 (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link


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