worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

The most disturbing thing about the BRUTHA'S BADASS CAES-UH SALAD is that it is served in a single "Mega-Crouton".

this sounds like Cheesecake Factory makes better food.

so much beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQEWZzz3L4

http://i.imgur.com/qM8BQmD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LynZTRt.jpg

RIP Johnny Garlic's

"this lease coming to an end no longer fits the profile of what we’re looking for."

Great sentence.

Guy Fieri with normal hair:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrJUlSBCEAE1TdR.jpg

somehow much worse

damn, haley joel has NOT aged well

between two ferns

either he sells chintzy furniture or he sings in a piano bar

omg my dad is guy fieri

hair color looks faker than normal somehow

a sobering reminder that guy fieri is forty-six years old

but he has the arteries of a man twice his age

Fried onion hellhound on his tail

http://www.salon.com/2014/08/08/how_one_man_destroyed_the_food_network_guy_fieri_has_made_culinary_tv_into_a_viewers_hell/

off topic but: i decided that the worst way to wake up in the morning would be to have this guy come into your room yelling at you, screaming about barbecue sauce

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man Joey Fatone is a celebrity chef

Living without cable means I all too often find myself watching Joey on "My Family Recipe Rocks."

Let me tell you how many of the family recipes rock: zero.

hahaha wait, what

first Coolio, then Kelis, now Joey Fatone

should I be on the lookout for "Meals by Martika" in 2015

surely the show would be called Martika's Kitchen??

boom

"Pot Roast...Thy WILL be done."

that salon article is not really why I dislike Guy Fieri, also misses the point that the other half of cable television food programming is now contest-style stuff, which is where Fieri got his start, iirc

Fieri bellowing about food is part of the end game, the rest is sub-Iron Chef stuff like The Taste (on network tv!) and Chopped, a Food network show I was unhealthily addicted to which seems to have an extremely low budget

I received Guy on Fire for Christmas. Can't wait to cook for friends.

i feel that each poll entry here deserves a matching penis

Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photo
http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2015/01/23/guy-fieris-proposed-santa-rosa-winery-gets-totally-rejected/

Fieri, however, did not attend the hearing himself. Instead, he was playing with Guy Fieri dolls

this whole thing is amazingly funny

Is it bad that I misread the URL and was hoping the story was about how he proposed to someone at a winery and got totally rejected

Fuck, I was really looking forward to Cap'n Guy's Wasabi and Donkey Sauce Chipotle Cream of Cabernet :/

Artisinal sierra mist

Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photo

I guess I can't say I've never seen them in the same room together anymore

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B83KnoFCQAAOlxK.jpg

put away the donkey sauce before the donkey sauce puts you away

Courtroom sketch of Fieri at the trial of the guy who stole his Lamborghini is the best

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BKtXIa3pmg0JVhyAcx8TlX-fgCo=/89x0:910x616/1200x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38862268/Fieri-Lamborghini-Testimony.0.jpg

(kid got a life sentence too)
http://www.eater.com/2014/1/24/6292173/teen-behind-guy-fieri-lambo-heist-sentenced-to-life

I feel like the murder attempt is the most important part of that case

Fieri looks like Judd Nelson in that sketch. Also, I kinda want to make that my Twitter avatar.

I could murder an Off-Da-Hook Original Smash Burger right now.

someone who decided his life was a real life version of Grand Theft Auto stole Guy Fieri's car

somehow this makes sense

https://twitter.com/bananalise/status/576119100155523072

http://i.imgur.com/tGxPkip.jpg

Not covered in diarrhea = fake

http://i.imgur.com/6kOt8Xk.jpg

:O

are those tiles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtPo8Sa3NE

oic

That's very weird.