Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Weren't they just miniatures and backdrops in the originals? oh, jj.

alanbatman (abanana), Friday, 12 September 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, but its better than shitty CGI.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 12 September 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

he's building fully functional spaceships.

wmlynch, Friday, 12 September 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

star wars: episode 7: latino review

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 12 September 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

star wars episode 7 is a DARPA project now

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 September 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link

There was definitely a full size Falcon (or a sizable chunk of one) and full size x-wings built for the OT.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 12 September 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, the scenes in cargo bays or in the base on Hoth, where you really have the sense that people are clambering around these things, slapping their sides, etc. - CGI has nothing on that for making the movies feel real, and for making people love those vehicles, IMO.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 13 September 2014 01:43 (nine years ago) link

you also have to make the evil starships sound like they are screaming bloody murder as they fly by

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 13 September 2014 01:56 (nine years ago) link

So yeah, you guys are right.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/south_west/4555455.stm

alanbatman (abanana), Saturday, 13 September 2014 03:27 (nine years ago) link

I have it on good authority they're building a full size replica of Chewbacca's house from the Star Wwas Holiday Special

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 September 2014 08:33 (nine years ago) link

Someone who claims to have seen the concept drawings for Daisy Ridley's character, draws her costume from memory.

http://bitcast-a-sm.bitgravity.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/Daisy-Ridley-Star-Wars-Image-1.jpg

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 13 September 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link

BELT IS BROWN

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link

all this eager anticipation is really bumming me out. I keep hoping it's studio astroturf.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link

"Studio Astroturf" is the name of Daisy Ridley's character believe it or not

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 September 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

star wars: episode 7: latino review

― socki (s1ocki), Friday, September 12, 2014 9:03 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

key revelation

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

as someone who could gaf about star wars, this is surprisingly good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsFAZWnA00#t=1m0s

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link

yeah i only got about half an hour into it the other night but boy its a good time

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link

Skippy?

LB-426 (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link

might as well be

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:43 (nine years ago) link

emperor shmi skywalker palpatine =O

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link

sheev mike

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 08:18 (nine years ago) link

Is there a favorite wookieepedia facts thread? I enjoyed this from their R5-series article:

Because of their inexpensive construction, however, droids of this series were plagued by a number of design flaws—most obviously, a sullen demeanor and sharp attitude resulting from deficiencies in the machine's personality matrix. Media outlets soon picked up on these errors: Mechtech Illustrated called the R5 model "a meter-tall stack of the worst business decisions you could possibly want."

...and Lou Reed as Dr. Eldon Tyrell (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 08:27 (nine years ago) link

When did Kathleen Kennedy change her last name to "Bliuj?"

bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Monday, 3 November 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link

what the hell, last i heard harrison ford's leg or whatever was still healing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link

right around 2.30 i kinda lost my shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r-R070qHYw

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link

also recommend the star trek one

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:39 (nine years ago) link

I just watched both and they're great.

Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:50 (nine years ago) link

IT'S A TRICK

Simon H., Tuesday, 4 November 2014 06:07 (nine years ago) link

this is pretty great, if old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJQ4vCu-S0U
"wookies"

abanana, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 07:20 (nine years ago) link

"The Force Awakens"

anonanon, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

:/

anonanon, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force A-seepins

A Marvelous Pizza-Viewing Experience (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

Better than "The Phantom Menace" at least.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link

Better than "The Phantom Menace" at least.

Is it? I mean "The Phantom Menace" was a crummy movie, but the title is decent. "The Force Awakens" is like some SW fan board speculation shit.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

weirdly psyched, but I expect the series won't really get into gear until Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Finishes Its Coffee

da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

At least they haven't gone with EPISODE VII dominating the title. Yet.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link

"uh oh, episode seven! the force awakens!" - cool dads welcoming their kids to the breakfast table in 2015

da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

"uh oh, episode two! attack of the clones!" - cool dads getting woken up by their screaming twins in 2002

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

I was gonna make a morning wood joke

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

You're thinking of the Schwartz.

A Marvelous Pizza-Viewing Experience (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

"Uh Oh, Episode IV, A New Hope!" Cool dads trying in vain to forestall a divorce in 1977.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

anybody calling star wars "episode iv a new hope" in 1977 wasn't cool

da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link

Given that he would've had to be a psychic, I'd say he was pretty cool.

I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

The 1980 sequel, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, featured the episode number and subtitle in the opening crawl. When the original film was re-released on April 10, 1981, Episode IV: A New Hope was added above the original opening crawl.

I feel dirty.

I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

i feel better for not knowing that phrase wasn't even in the crawl

da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

old lunch is a jaymc sock?

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link


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