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you also have to make the evil starships sound like they are screaming bloody murder as they fly by

― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 13 September 2014 01:56 (twelve years ago)

So yeah, you guys are right.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/south_west/4555455.stm

― alanbatman (abanana), Saturday, 13 September 2014 03:27 (twelve years ago)

I have it on good authority they're building a full size replica of Chewbacca's house from the Star Wwas Holiday Special

― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 September 2014 08:33 (twelve years ago)

Someone who claims to have seen the concept drawings for Daisy Ridley's character, draws her costume from memory.

http://bitcast-a-sm.bitgravity.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/Daisy-Ridley-Star-Wars-Image-1.jpg

― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 13 September 2014 09:31 (twelve years ago)

BELT IS BROWN

― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:12 (twelve years ago)

all this eager anticipation is really bumming me out. I keep hoping it's studio astroturf.

― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:17 (twelve years ago)

"Studio Astroturf" is the name of Daisy Ridley's character believe it or not

― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 September 2014 17:01 (twelve years ago)

star wars: episode 7: latino review

― socki (s1ocki), Friday, September 12, 2014 9:03 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

key revelation

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:48 (twelve years ago)

http://comicbook.com/2014/09/18/new-star-wars-episode-vii-video-reveals-millennium-falcon-and-ba/

― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

as someone who could gaf about star wars, this is surprisingly good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsFAZWnA00#t=1m0s

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 04:57 (twelve years ago)

yeah i only got about half an hour into it the other night but boy its a good time

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 13:53 (twelve years ago)

emperor palpatine's first name is revealed in a newly published canonical book

― diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:28 (twelve years ago)

Skippy?

― LB-426 (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:30 (twelve years ago)

might as well be

― diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 01:43 (twelve years ago)

emperor shmi skywalker palpatine =O

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 02:08 (twelve years ago)

sheev mike

― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 08:18 (twelve years ago)

Is there a favorite wookieepedia facts thread? I enjoyed this from their R5-series article:

Because of their inexpensive construction, however, droids of this series were plagued by a number of design flaws—most obviously, a sullen demeanor and sharp attitude resulting from deficiencies in the machine's personality matrix. Media outlets soon picked up on these errors: Mechtech Illustrated called the R5 model "a meter-tall stack of the worst business decisions you could possibly want."

― ...and Lou Reed as Dr. Eldon Tyrell (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 08:27 (twelve years ago)

When did Kathleen Kennedy change her last name to "Bliuj?"

― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Monday, 3 November 2014 19:10 (twelve years ago)

what the hell, last i heard harrison ford's leg or whatever was still healing

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 04:50 (twelve years ago)

right around 2.30 i kinda lost my shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r-R070qHYw

― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:35 (twelve years ago)

also recommend the star trek one

― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:39 (twelve years ago)

I just watched both and they're great.

― Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 05:50 (twelve years ago)

IT'S A TRICK

― Simon H., Tuesday, 4 November 2014 06:07 (twelve years ago)

this is pretty great, if old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJQ4vCu-S0U
"wookies"

― abanana, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 07:20 (twelve years ago)

"The Force Awakens"

― anonanon, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:15 (twelve years ago)

:/

― anonanon, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:17 (twelve years ago)

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force A-seepins

― A Marvelous Pizza-Viewing Experience (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:18 (twelve years ago)

Better than "The Phantom Menace" at least.

― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:28 (twelve years ago)

Better than "The Phantom Menace" at least.

Is it? I mean "The Phantom Menace" was a crummy movie, but the title is decent. "The Force Awakens" is like some SW fan board speculation shit.

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:31 (twelve years ago)

weirdly psyched, but I expect the series won't really get into gear until Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Finishes Its Coffee

― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:31 (twelve years ago)

At least they haven't gone with EPISODE VII dominating the title. Yet.

― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)

"uh oh, episode seven! the force awakens!" - cool dads welcoming their kids to the breakfast table in 2015

― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:37 (twelve years ago)

"uh oh, episode two! attack of the clones!" - cool dads getting woken up by their screaming twins in 2002

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:39 (twelve years ago)

I was gonna make a morning wood joke

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:40 (twelve years ago)

You're thinking of the Schwartz.

― A Marvelous Pizza-Viewing Experience (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:40 (twelve years ago)

"Uh Oh, Episode IV, A New Hope!" Cool dads trying in vain to forestall a divorce in 1977.

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:44 (twelve years ago)

anybody calling star wars "episode iv a new hope" in 1977 wasn't cool

― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:46 (twelve years ago)

Given that he would've had to be a psychic, I'd say he was pretty cool.

― I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:48 (twelve years ago)

The 1980 sequel, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, featured the episode number and subtitle in the opening crawl. When the original film was re-released on April 10, 1981, Episode IV: A New Hope was added above the original opening crawl.

I feel dirty.

― I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:49 (twelve years ago)

i feel better for not knowing that phrase wasn't even in the crawl

― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:50 (twelve years ago)

old lunch is a jaymc sock?

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:51 (twelve years ago)

I don't even care all that much about Star Wars and that's far from the nerdiest trivia I know about the franchise. Gah.

jaymc is way too cool to slum it as me. Come on, dude.

― I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:53 (twelve years ago)

Cool dads in 1982 when the British navy was sent to reclaim the Falklands: "Uh oh, Episode IV, The Empire Strikes Back!"

― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:56 (twelve years ago)

"The Force Awakens"? JJ Abrams? Let's just move on from this one already.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:02 (twelve years ago)

i'm going to give it a chance bc some non-lucas journeymen hacks directed a pair of excellent SW films, but the problem with abrams is he's a hack who thinks he's an auteur and has somehow been given the power of one.

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:06 (twelve years ago)

http://www.coffeenate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/yodacofee.jpg

― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:08 (twelve years ago)

prediction: the teaser poster is going to be a super-closeup on yoda's eye

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:09 (twelve years ago)

ha xp

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:09 (twelve years ago)

Cool dads in 1982 when the British navy was sent to reclaim the Falklands: "Uh oh, Episode IV, The Empire Strikes Back!"

You can't fool me. I remember this cover over here:

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-86sX3yNQwNM/T3rCW68Nq9I/AAAAAAAAAyU/091nWO3GUQQ/s1600/sc00027d7f.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:09 (twelve years ago)


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