Star Wars 7 shit talk

Someone who claims to have seen the concept drawings for Daisy Ridley's character, draws her costume from memory.

http://bitcast-a-sm.bitgravity.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/Daisy-Ridley-Star-Wars-Image-1.jpg

BELT IS BROWN

all this eager anticipation is really bumming me out. I keep hoping it's studio astroturf.

"Studio Astroturf" is the name of Daisy Ridley's character believe it or not

star wars: episode 7: latino review

― socki (s1ocki), Friday, September 12, 2014 9:03 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

key revelation

http://comicbook.com/2014/09/18/new-star-wars-episode-vii-video-reveals-millennium-falcon-and-ba/

as someone who could gaf about star wars, this is surprisingly good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsFAZWnA00#t=1m0s

yeah i only got about half an hour into it the other night but boy its a good time

emperor palpatine's first name is revealed in a newly published canonical book

Skippy?

might as well be

emperor shmi skywalker palpatine =O

sheev mike

Is there a favorite wookieepedia facts thread? I enjoyed this from their R5-series article:

Because of their inexpensive construction, however, droids of this series were plagued by a number of design flaws—most obviously, a sullen demeanor and sharp attitude resulting from deficiencies in the machine's personality matrix. Media outlets soon picked up on these errors: Mechtech Illustrated called the R5 model "a meter-tall stack of the worst business decisions you could possibly want."

ok so this has *wrapped* already.

http://filmfork-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/content/ZZ7862C5EF-550x550.jpg

http://thedissolve.com/news/3811-touching-note-from-jj-abrams-confirms-that-star-wa/

When did Kathleen Kennedy change her last name to "Bliuj?"

what the hell, last i heard harrison ford's leg or whatever was still healing

right around 2.30 i kinda lost my shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r-R070qHYw

also recommend the star trek one

I just watched both and they're great.

IT'S A TRICK

this is pretty great, if old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJQ4vCu-S0U
"wookies"

"The Force Awakens"

:/

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force A-seepins

Better than "The Phantom Menace" at least.

Better than "The Phantom Menace" at least.

Is it? I mean "The Phantom Menace" was a crummy movie, but the title is decent. "The Force Awakens" is like some SW fan board speculation shit.

weirdly psyched, but I expect the series won't really get into gear until Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Finishes Its Coffee

At least they haven't gone with EPISODE VII dominating the title. Yet.

"uh oh, episode seven! the force awakens!" - cool dads welcoming their kids to the breakfast table in 2015

"uh oh, episode two! attack of the clones!" - cool dads getting woken up by their screaming twins in 2002

I was gonna make a morning wood joke

You're thinking of the Schwartz.

"Uh Oh, Episode IV, A New Hope!" Cool dads trying in vain to forestall a divorce in 1977.

anybody calling star wars "episode iv a new hope" in 1977 wasn't cool

Given that he would've had to be a psychic, I'd say he was pretty cool.

The 1980 sequel, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, featured the episode number and subtitle in the opening crawl. When the original film was re-released on April 10, 1981, Episode IV: A New Hope was added above the original opening crawl.

I feel dirty.

i feel better for not knowing that phrase wasn't even in the crawl

old lunch is a jaymc sock?

I don't even care all that much about Star Wars and that's far from the nerdiest trivia I know about the franchise. Gah.

jaymc is way too cool to slum it as me. Come on, dude.

Cool dads in 1982 when the British navy was sent to reclaim the Falklands: "Uh oh, Episode IV, The Empire Strikes Back!"

"The Force Awakens"? JJ Abrams? Let's just move on from this one already.

i'm going to give it a chance bc some non-lucas journeymen hacks directed a pair of excellent SW films, but the problem with abrams is he's a hack who thinks he's an auteur and has somehow been given the power of one.

http://www.coffeenate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/yodacofee.jpg

prediction: the teaser poster is going to be a super-closeup on yoda's eye

ha xp

Cool dads in 1982 when the British navy was sent to reclaim the Falklands: "Uh oh, Episode IV, The Empire Strikes Back!"

You can't fool me. I remember this cover over here:

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-86sX3yNQwNM/T3rCW68Nq9I/AAAAAAAAAyU/091nWO3GUQQ/s1600/sc00027d7f.jpg

harrison ford prepares for the awakening

http://rs283.pbsrc.com/albums/kk297/Blondie-Wan/Harrison1XP_468x808.jpg~c200

"The Force Awakens"? JJ Abrams? Let's just move on from this one already.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Thursday, November 6, 2014 10:02 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, you can The Force Awaken me when Rian Johnson's comes out

i think this title is v. stupid but i guess it's tradition to give these things embarrassing names now