Star Wars 7 shit talk

"uh oh, episode seven! the force awakens!" - cool dads welcoming their kids to the breakfast table in 2015

"uh oh, episode two! attack of the clones!" - cool dads getting woken up by their screaming twins in 2002

I was gonna make a morning wood joke

You're thinking of the Schwartz.

"Uh Oh, Episode IV, A New Hope!" Cool dads trying in vain to forestall a divorce in 1977.

anybody calling star wars "episode iv a new hope" in 1977 wasn't cool

Given that he would've had to be a psychic, I'd say he was pretty cool.

The 1980 sequel, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, featured the episode number and subtitle in the opening crawl. When the original film was re-released on April 10, 1981, Episode IV: A New Hope was added above the original opening crawl.

I feel dirty.

i feel better for not knowing that phrase wasn't even in the crawl

old lunch is a jaymc sock?

I don't even care all that much about Star Wars and that's far from the nerdiest trivia I know about the franchise. Gah.

jaymc is way too cool to slum it as me. Come on, dude.

Cool dads in 1982 when the British navy was sent to reclaim the Falklands: "Uh oh, Episode IV, The Empire Strikes Back!"

"The Force Awakens"? JJ Abrams? Let's just move on from this one already.

i'm going to give it a chance bc some non-lucas journeymen hacks directed a pair of excellent SW films, but the problem with abrams is he's a hack who thinks he's an auteur and has somehow been given the power of one.

http://www.coffeenate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/yodacofee.jpg

prediction: the teaser poster is going to be a super-closeup on yoda's eye

ha xp

Cool dads in 1982 when the British navy was sent to reclaim the Falklands: "Uh oh, Episode IV, The Empire Strikes Back!"

You can't fool me. I remember this cover over here:

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-86sX3yNQwNM/T3rCW68Nq9I/AAAAAAAAAyU/091nWO3GUQQ/s1600/sc00027d7f.jpg

harrison ford prepares for the awakening

http://rs283.pbsrc.com/albums/kk297/Blondie-Wan/Harrison1XP_468x808.jpg~c200

"The Force Awakens"? JJ Abrams? Let's just move on from this one already.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Thursday, November 6, 2014 10:02 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, you can The Force Awaken me when Rian Johnson's comes out

i think this title is v. stupid but i guess it's tradition to give these things embarrassing names now

It's arguably a better name than "Phantom Menace"

Shit Wars

the phantom menace
attack of the clones
revenge of the sith
a new hope
the empire strikes back
return of the jedi
the force awakens

i feel like we're missing an event between the jedi returning and the force awakening. specifically when the force went to bed after the jedi returned

like star wars vii should be "hey isn't that the dude from girls LOOK OUT" and then the force awakens in viii

Maybe the whole movie is framed flashback.

Luke Jr: Daddy, where did the force come from?
Middle-aged Luke: Well son, I'll tell ya...

When a midichlorian loves another midichlorian very much...

Haha.

but the problem with abrams is he's a hack who thinks he's an auteur and has somehow been given the power of one.

This is LHC accurate everyone please read again.

APPARENTLY it will be called Episode VII in the opening crawl but that is NOT part of the official title

guess Disney are trying to get away from episode numbers due to infinite spinoffs

APPARENTLY it will be called Episode VII in the opening crawl but that is NOT part of the official title

How wonderful to live in a cultural landscape in which sentences such as this make even the slightest bit of sense.

Spinoffs/standalones to be given things like "Episode 7.5: That Han Solo Jawn"

It could have been almost any one of these titles and I would have been happier.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ewoks_%28Marvel%29

"The Perilous Laughing Spell" would've been a helluva bold move

I have seen both Ewok movies fwiw

STAR WARS EPISODE 7: THAT GREEN RABBIT GUY FROM THE COMIX

never forget
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130925225715/starwars/images/1/13/Jaxxon.jpg

I watched one of them when it came on TV back in the 80s and it scared me too much to make it through. An Ewok gets killed or something? A scary monster? I don't know. I had been waiting to watch it for weeks but I couldn't hack.

Star Wars Episode VII: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs

lol

Rabbit guy actually seems like a viable character in a post-Guardians of the Galaxy world

you can The Force Awaken me when Rian Johnson's comes out

yeah, you'll be able to tell the difference, rrrright

David Fincher's STAR WARS EPISODE SE7EN

shouldn't it be "the force REawakens" or something -- would be a nice tip o the hat to the "reboot" as well

The Force Goes Back to Sleep

The Force is going to manifest itself as a sentient being. It's going to look like the most awesome action figure ever.

Han Solo, Wake Up and Wipe Your Shirt

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http://www.oafe.net/shocka/art/rocky1tm2.jpg

they should just call it "star wars vii: the reboot"

Abrams: "But what if this time Luke is Vader's dad? Eh? Eh?"
Disney: "Here is your money, J.J. Abrams."