Star Wars 7 shit talk

I have seen both Ewok movies fwiw

STAR WARS EPISODE 7: THAT GREEN RABBIT GUY FROM THE COMIX

never forget
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130925225715/starwars/images/1/13/Jaxxon.jpg

I watched one of them when it came on TV back in the 80s and it scared me too much to make it through. An Ewok gets killed or something? A scary monster? I don't know. I had been waiting to watch it for weeks but I couldn't hack.

Star Wars Episode VII: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs

lol

Rabbit guy actually seems like a viable character in a post-Guardians of the Galaxy world

you can The Force Awaken me when Rian Johnson's comes out

yeah, you'll be able to tell the difference, rrrright

David Fincher's STAR WARS EPISODE SE7EN

shouldn't it be "the force REawakens" or something -- would be a nice tip o the hat to the "reboot" as well

The Force Goes Back to Sleep

The Force is going to manifest itself as a sentient being. It's going to look like the most awesome action figure ever.

Han Solo, Wake Up and Wipe Your Shirt

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they should just call it "star wars vii: the reboot"

Abrams: "But what if this time Luke is Vader's dad? Eh? Eh?"
Disney: "Here is your money, J.J. Abrams."

i loved that rumor about how after harrison hurt his foot jj and company pleaded with disney for more time so they could really do the series justice and disney was like "we give zero fucks if you do the series justice" because no one there actually cares about this property

between marvel and pixar and their own shit this is just some geek business guaranteed to pump up the bottom line even if it's garbage as proven by the prequels

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/The_Umpire_Strikes_Back.JPG

As far as the Walt Disney Corporation is concerned, a plea for something that will do justice to the Star Wars property is probably on par with a plea by a Disney Store regional manager for an increase in man hours to ensure that the window displays are exquisite.

yeah i mean the good news is if rian johnson writes a pearl of a script disney will probably be like "sure, whatevs" assuming the numbers crunch appropriately

where as marvel brass have ambitions beyond sucking the corpse dry

Spinoffs/standalones to be given things like "Episode 7.5: That Han Solo Jawn"

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, November 6, 2014 7:09 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

key post

strangely it's taken until hearing about this title for me to finally accept that JJ's star wars is gonna be complete shit

none of the prequel titles were even close to this bad

the force is an energy that suffuses all things and goes to sleep sometimes

"hey looks like you guys are handling this ok with your laser swords, gonna crash for a while. peace out."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFho0_G1VI

If the Ewoks dont learn how to use the fore i am goign to be fuckenpissed

u&k

nothing wrong with "the force awakens", it's as pulpy as any of the others

you gotta remember, maximum pulp is gonna get us through this ting

^^^ love "whiny voice Vader"

Tracer OTM

maybe force awakens means everyone has the force now, ewoks included, and this is going to be 2.5 hours of shit flying everywhere. i'm in.

I'm expecting about 60% "You're pushing all the right buttons for this old timer, JJ" and 40% "Now why'd he have to go and do that obvious move aimed at the Millenials" from this film. With it skewing more and more toward the latter response as the series continues.

60% quality sound mix 40% lens flares

Yes, I'm old. And, yes, I wanna see Chewieand the gang blast shit. And Luke pulling back some cowl or Jedi hoodie he's wearing upon first appearance- because you know this is gonna happen. An essential SW shot - and the audience losing their shit.

That, too, da croupier

this movie is going to be 2.5 hours of dumb time travel shit

I heard that was "Interstellar"

imagining a nolan SW, all lightsabers are grey or black, midichlorians are a main plot point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwVRYEQG_I

fan made

That's a fan made fake.

I had to watch ROTJ this weekend (at my daughter's request) and man... what a stupid movie. I mean even without the new Sy Snootles song and Hayden Christiansen at the end it's just so weirdly empty.

Ah well. That trailer is well done though.

That is an excellent trailer. I wish the actual film had this tone. Not expecting that to happen.

My takeaway from that trailer is that I am about 10 times as interested in seeing (or even hearing) more Han Solo than any of the rest of these bozos.

I'm more interested in new characters and the less of the old ones we see the better

tbrr Luke is going to be the old character most used

Meantime:

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/here-are-a-bunch-of-deleted-scenes-from-the-original-st-1663554043