Star Wars 7 shit talk

Spinoffs/standalones to be given things like "Episode 7.5: That Han Solo Jawn"

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, November 6, 2014 7:09 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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strangely it's taken until hearing about this title for me to finally accept that JJ's star wars is gonna be complete shit

none of the prequel titles were even close to this bad

the force is an energy that suffuses all things and goes to sleep sometimes

"hey looks like you guys are handling this ok with your laser swords, gonna crash for a while. peace out."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFho0_G1VI

If the Ewoks dont learn how to use the fore i am goign to be fuckenpissed

u&k

nothing wrong with "the force awakens", it's as pulpy as any of the others

you gotta remember, maximum pulp is gonna get us through this ting

^^^ love "whiny voice Vader"

Tracer OTM

maybe force awakens means everyone has the force now, ewoks included, and this is going to be 2.5 hours of shit flying everywhere. i'm in.

I'm expecting about 60% "You're pushing all the right buttons for this old timer, JJ" and 40% "Now why'd he have to go and do that obvious move aimed at the Millenials" from this film. With it skewing more and more toward the latter response as the series continues.

60% quality sound mix 40% lens flares

Yes, I'm old. And, yes, I wanna see Chewieand the gang blast shit. And Luke pulling back some cowl or Jedi hoodie he's wearing upon first appearance- because you know this is gonna happen. An essential SW shot - and the audience losing their shit.

That, too, da croupier

this movie is going to be 2.5 hours of dumb time travel shit

I heard that was "Interstellar"

imagining a nolan SW, all lightsabers are grey or black, midichlorians are a main plot point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwVRYEQG_I

fan made

That's a fan made fake.

I had to watch ROTJ this weekend (at my daughter's request) and man... what a stupid movie. I mean even without the new Sy Snootles song and Hayden Christiansen at the end it's just so weirdly empty.

Ah well. That trailer is well done though.

That is an excellent trailer. I wish the actual film had this tone. Not expecting that to happen.

My takeaway from that trailer is that I am about 10 times as interested in seeing (or even hearing) more Han Solo than any of the rest of these bozos.

I'm more interested in new characters and the less of the old ones we see the better

tbrr Luke is going to be the old character most used

Meantime:

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/here-are-a-bunch-of-deleted-scenes-from-the-original-st-1663554043

aaaaand they're already offline :((((((((((((

psyched for the light saber roller derby battle scene, gonna be dope

all kinds of scenes with light sabers just flippin, flappin, twistin around. epic night time desert battle scene where the camera slowly pans up into the sky and you just see tens of thousands of light sabers flashing, then cut to a camera in the center of it all, it's like being in the middle of an exploding christmas display, just saber flashes, ten straight minutes of saber flashes

Deleted Magic is available in All The Usual Outlets *taps nose*.

Official trailer to be online from Friday on something called 'itunestrailers'.

That would be the Apple Trailers site.

would laugh my tits off if this trailer was nothing but orange and teal

then I would cry.

fanmade batman vs darth vader movie is weirdly professional-looking.

would laugh my tits off if this trailer was nothing but orange and teal

+ lens flare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8dgBgnapnw

trailer is up

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lucasfilm/starwarstheforceawakens/

i know this is going to be terrible but i feel these faint glimmerings of excitement somewhere deep in my cold dead heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE

could have done without the wacky (and completely impractical) new lightsaber style

made me happy.

plus no shots of the old dudes is kinda lame

Good guy stormtrooper(s)?

droid on football and standard jj abrams wobblycam give cause for concern. would say the rest looked promising but i know from long bitter experience you should never ever ever ever ever get your hopes up based solely on a trailer.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TY81yPS2VyU/TWPZYOW0jfI/AAAAAAAAAkM/UStzAOxxKAo/s1600/star-wars-luke-and-a-beheaded-stormtrooper-500x375.jpg

It's like poetry, they rhyme.

Not gonna lie, that money shot of Falcon v. TIE fighters with the main theme playing made my heart skip a beat. From the brief flash the new Stormtrooper armor looks pretty badass too.

Abrams clearly a very different director, based on those shots, than anyone else in the series so far.

If there's any reason to be optimistic, it's the presence of Boyega.