would laugh my tits off if this trailer was nothing but orange and teal
+ lens flare
― you fuck one chud... (stevie), Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8dgBgnapnw
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link
trailer is up
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lucasfilm/starwarstheforceawakens/
― Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link
i know this is going to be terrible but i feel these faint glimmerings of excitement somewhere deep in my cold dead heart
― adam, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE
― Simon H., Friday, 28 November 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link
could have done without the wacky (and completely impractical) new lightsaber style
― Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
made me happy.
― jamiesummerz, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
plus no shots of the old dudes is kinda lame
― Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link
Good guy stormtrooper(s)?
― jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
droid on football and standard jj abrams wobblycam give cause for concern. would say the rest looked promising but i know from long bitter experience you should never ever ever ever ever get your hopes up based solely on a trailer.
― Kelly Gang Carey and the Mantels (ledge), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TY81yPS2VyU/TWPZYOW0jfI/AAAAAAAAAkM/UStzAOxxKAo/s1600/star-wars-luke-and-a-beheaded-stormtrooper-500x375.jpg
― jamiesummerz, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
It's like poetry, they rhyme.
― jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link
Not gonna lie, that money shot of Falcon v. TIE fighters with the main theme playing made my heart skip a beat. From the brief flash the new Stormtrooper armor looks pretty badass too.
Abrams clearly a very different director, based on those shots, than anyone else in the series so far.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
If there's any reason to be optimistic, it's the presence of Boyega.
― Simon H., Friday, 28 November 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link
wow. fuck. shit!
― piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
Was almost on board, until that lightsaber came on. yuk.
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link
mmmmm
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s552x414/1454820_10152952835769273_5964225430761156778_n.jpg?oh=6f87d8115cf85c122923afea21488199&oe=54D7F52A
― piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link
Forest/lightsaber thing made me go "Game of Thrones?"
And the narration can't match Ian McDiarmid for creepily voiced scenery chewing.
Guess we'll see!
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link
That's the only false note, really. Overall my stupid brain is quite excited.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link
looks more promising than any of EPs 1-3 so far so good
― pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
That lightsaber looks like it could do more harm to the person holding it.
Liked most of the other stuff though, promising.
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
countdown to the first 'Top 10 Things Wrong With The New Trailer' piece in 3.. 2.. 1..
― piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
SOUNDED incredible too (in 720 on YouTube)
and yeah light saber thing was dumb/unnecessary.
― pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
You all are making it seem like spring snakes flew out of the light saber with a "boi-oi-oi-oing!" sound effect.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
so psyched.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
That's literally what happened xp
― 龜, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
this move should be JUST soccer droidsmaybe hanging out with old people in an apartment like batteries not included
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
Me being me I'm already thinking "Well it's a hilt to catch another lightsaber so I can see why and" *wibbles*
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
Maybe it's to reduce the number of hands being chopped off.
― jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
I guess we shouldn't have expected any less from Darth Spring Snakes tho
― 龜, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
Supposedly the narrator is Cumberbatch.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
Test audiences must really have loved him as Smaug
― 龜, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link
That was Oscar Isaac flying the X-wing, right?
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
**POSSIBLE SPOILER**
Thinking that tall lurching dude with lightsaber is Adam Driver's character who's supposed to be some rich kid colector of Sith artifacts. Could be an ancient lightsaber design?
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link
xpost Fans are saying it's Luke's buddy Wedge from the first flicks.
Doubt it Ned. There was a fake trailer with his voiceover from Star Trek 2
― Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
switch the people for gungans and i'm in, where do i sign
― Kelly Gang Carey and the Mantels (ledge), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link
That I fully believe!
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
some rich kid collector of Sith artifacts
Rich Kids of Coruscant Instagram
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
aaaah the falcon was all I needed to grin like a loon, that was doooope
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
Looked pretty cool. Why would someone make a lightsaber with little laser blades by the handle? Lose a lot of fingers that way.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link
It's be good if Driver's character makes a lightsaber like that cos he thinks it's cool and then he slices his hand off the first time he tries to use it
― Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
Soccer droid is totally breaking the fourth wall.
― jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
wedge is not in ep 7, he turned down the role
that has to be isaac surely
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link
Be great if in this Star Wars world they had to ban lightsabers because too many kids were losing fingers. The Lawn Darts of a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
Soccer droid instantly made me think of
http://filmjunk.com/images/weblog/2009/12/blackholeremake.jpg
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
Yeah it is Isaac it seems.
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
Goosebumps moment for me was seeing the X-Wings fly in low over the water
Still my favorite starfighter design
― 龜, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
Yeah the water spray was a decent touch.
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link