Star Wars 7 shit talk

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It's like poetry, they rhyme.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:34 (ten years ago)

Not gonna lie, that money shot of Falcon v. TIE fighters with the main theme playing made my heart skip a beat. From the brief flash the new Stormtrooper armor looks pretty badass too.

Abrams clearly a very different director, based on those shots, than anyone else in the series so far.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:35 (ten years ago)

If there's any reason to be optimistic, it's the presence of Boyega.

Simon H., Friday, 28 November 2014 15:38 (ten years ago)

wow. fuck. shit!

piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:43 (ten years ago)

Was almost on board, until that lightsaber came on. yuk.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:48 (ten years ago)

Forest/lightsaber thing made me go "Game of Thrones?"

And the narration can't match Ian McDiarmid for creepily voiced scenery chewing.

Guess we'll see!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:52 (ten years ago)

Was almost on board, until that lightsaber came on. yuk.

That's the only false note, really. Overall my stupid brain is quite excited.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:52 (ten years ago)

looks more promising than any of EPs 1-3 so far so good

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:53 (ten years ago)

That lightsaber looks like it could do more harm to the person holding it.

Liked most of the other stuff though, promising.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:54 (ten years ago)

countdown to the first 'Top 10 Things Wrong With The New Trailer' piece in 3.. 2.. 1..

piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (ten years ago)

SOUNDED incredible too (in 720 on YouTube)

piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (ten years ago)

and yeah light saber thing was dumb/unnecessary.

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (ten years ago)

You all are making it seem like spring snakes flew out of the light saber with a "boi-oi-oi-oing!" sound effect.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (ten years ago)

so psyched.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:57 (ten years ago)

That's literally what happened xp

, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:58 (ten years ago)

this move should be JUST soccer droids
maybe hanging out with old people in an apartment like batteries not included

never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:58 (ten years ago)

Me being me I'm already thinking "Well it's a hilt to catch another lightsaber so I can see why and" *wibbles*

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (ten years ago)

Maybe it's to reduce the number of hands being chopped off.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (ten years ago)

I guess we shouldn't have expected any less from Darth Spring Snakes tho

, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (ten years ago)

Supposedly the narrator is Cumberbatch.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:00 (ten years ago)

Test audiences must really have loved him as Smaug

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:02 (ten years ago)

That was Oscar Isaac flying the X-wing, right?

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:04 (ten years ago)

**POSSIBLE SPOILER**

Thinking that tall lurching dude with lightsaber is Adam Driver's character who's supposed to be some rich kid colector of Sith artifacts. Could be an ancient lightsaber design?

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:06 (ten years ago)

xpost Fans are saying it's Luke's buddy Wedge from the first flicks.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:06 (ten years ago)

Doubt it Ned. There was a fake trailer with his voiceover from Star Trek 2

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:10 (ten years ago)

this move should be JUST soccer droids
maybe hanging out with old people in an apartment like batteries not included

switch the people for gungans and i'm in, where do i sign

Kelly Gang Carey and the Mantels (ledge), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:13 (ten years ago)

Doubt it Ned. There was a fake trailer with his voiceover from Star Trek 2

That I fully believe!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:15 (ten years ago)

some rich kid collector of Sith artifacts

Rich Kids of Coruscant Instagram

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:16 (ten years ago)

aaaah the falcon was all I needed to grin like a loon, that was doooope

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:16 (ten years ago)

Looked pretty cool. Why would someone make a lightsaber with little laser blades by the handle? Lose a lot of fingers that way.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:17 (ten years ago)

It's be good if Driver's character makes a lightsaber like that cos he thinks it's cool and then he slices his hand off the first time he tries to use it

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:19 (ten years ago)

Soccer droid is totally breaking the fourth wall.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:19 (ten years ago)

wedge is not in ep 7, he turned down the role

that has to be isaac surely

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:19 (ten years ago)

Be great if in this Star Wars world they had to ban lightsabers because too many kids were losing fingers. The Lawn Darts of a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:22 (ten years ago)

Soccer droid instantly made me think of

http://filmjunk.com/images/weblog/2009/12/blackholeremake.jpg

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:22 (ten years ago)

Yeah it is Isaac it seems.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:23 (ten years ago)

Goosebumps moment for me was seeing the X-Wings fly in low over the water

Still my favorite starfighter design

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:26 (ten years ago)

Yeah the water spray was a decent touch.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:27 (ten years ago)

otm x-wings super dope

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:27 (ten years ago)

It'll be so weird if this turns out to be good. Star Wars. Good. In my lifetime.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:28 (ten years ago)

even the sand dunes made me happy

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:30 (ten years ago)

wedge is not in ep 7, he turned down the role

He got clear. He couldn't do any more good back there.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:34 (ten years ago)

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:35 (ten years ago)

15 years after watching them for the first time the phrase "Lose Tiree, lost Dutch, they came from behind" still pops into my head from time to time

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:36 (ten years ago)

Hope they keep the sort of 70s modular, low-tech grunge approach to any new technology introduced

Hated the sleek all in one monopod approach of the prequels

An X-Wing is not an iPod

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:38 (ten years ago)

even the sand dunes made me happy

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)

I dunno, I sort of feel they should get over Tatooine.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:39 (ten years ago)

Yeah for a place farthest from the center of the universe they sure keep going back...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:40 (ten years ago)

Note the best SW film is the only one not to feature it.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:42 (ten years ago)


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