Star Wars 7 shit talk

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It's like poetry, they rhyme.

Not gonna lie, that money shot of Falcon v. TIE fighters with the main theme playing made my heart skip a beat. From the brief flash the new Stormtrooper armor looks pretty badass too.

Abrams clearly a very different director, based on those shots, than anyone else in the series so far.

If there's any reason to be optimistic, it's the presence of Boyega.

wow. fuck. shit!

Was almost on board, until that lightsaber came on. yuk.

mmmmm

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Forest/lightsaber thing made me go "Game of Thrones?"

And the narration can't match Ian McDiarmid for creepily voiced scenery chewing.

Guess we'll see!

Was almost on board, until that lightsaber came on. yuk.

That's the only false note, really. Overall my stupid brain is quite excited.

looks more promising than any of EPs 1-3 so far so good

That lightsaber looks like it could do more harm to the person holding it.

Liked most of the other stuff though, promising.

countdown to the first 'Top 10 Things Wrong With The New Trailer' piece in 3.. 2.. 1..

SOUNDED incredible too (in 720 on YouTube)

and yeah light saber thing was dumb/unnecessary.

You all are making it seem like spring snakes flew out of the light saber with a "boi-oi-oi-oing!" sound effect.

so psyched.

That's literally what happened xp

this move should be JUST soccer droids
maybe hanging out with old people in an apartment like batteries not included

Me being me I'm already thinking "Well it's a hilt to catch another lightsaber so I can see why and" *wibbles*

Maybe it's to reduce the number of hands being chopped off.

I guess we shouldn't have expected any less from Darth Spring Snakes tho

Supposedly the narrator is Cumberbatch.

Test audiences must really have loved him as Smaug

That was Oscar Isaac flying the X-wing, right?

**POSSIBLE SPOILER**

Thinking that tall lurching dude with lightsaber is Adam Driver's character who's supposed to be some rich kid colector of Sith artifacts. Could be an ancient lightsaber design?

xpost Fans are saying it's Luke's buddy Wedge from the first flicks.

Doubt it Ned. There was a fake trailer with his voiceover from Star Trek 2

this move should be JUST soccer droids
maybe hanging out with old people in an apartment like batteries not included

switch the people for gungans and i'm in, where do i sign

Doubt it Ned. There was a fake trailer with his voiceover from Star Trek 2

That I fully believe!

some rich kid collector of Sith artifacts

Rich Kids of Coruscant Instagram

aaaah the falcon was all I needed to grin like a loon, that was doooope

Looked pretty cool. Why would someone make a lightsaber with little laser blades by the handle? Lose a lot of fingers that way.

It's be good if Driver's character makes a lightsaber like that cos he thinks it's cool and then he slices his hand off the first time he tries to use it

Soccer droid is totally breaking the fourth wall.

wedge is not in ep 7, he turned down the role

that has to be isaac surely

Be great if in this Star Wars world they had to ban lightsabers because too many kids were losing fingers. The Lawn Darts of a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away.

Soccer droid instantly made me think of

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Yeah it is Isaac it seems.

Goosebumps moment for me was seeing the X-Wings fly in low over the water

Still my favorite starfighter design

Yeah the water spray was a decent touch.

otm x-wings super dope

It'll be so weird if this turns out to be good. Star Wars. Good. In my lifetime.

even the sand dunes made me happy

wedge is not in ep 7, he turned down the role

He got clear. He couldn't do any more good back there.

lol

15 years after watching them for the first time the phrase "Lose Tiree, lost Dutch, they came from behind" still pops into my head from time to time

Hope they keep the sort of 70s modular, low-tech grunge approach to any new technology introduced

Hated the sleek all in one monopod approach of the prequels

An X-Wing is not an iPod

even the sand dunes made me happy

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)

I dunno, I sort of feel they should get over Tatooine.

Yeah for a place farthest from the center of the universe they sure keep going back...

Note the best SW film is the only one not to feature it.