Star Wars 7 shit talk

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looks more promising than any of EPs 1-3 so far so good

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

That lightsaber looks like it could do more harm to the person holding it.

Liked most of the other stuff though, promising.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

countdown to the first 'Top 10 Things Wrong With The New Trailer' piece in 3.. 2.. 1..

piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

SOUNDED incredible too (in 720 on YouTube)

piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

and yeah light saber thing was dumb/unnecessary.

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

You all are making it seem like spring snakes flew out of the light saber with a "boi-oi-oi-oing!" sound effect.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

so psyched.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

That's literally what happened xp

, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

this move should be JUST soccer droids
maybe hanging out with old people in an apartment like batteries not included

never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

Me being me I'm already thinking "Well it's a hilt to catch another lightsaber so I can see why and" *wibbles*

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

Maybe it's to reduce the number of hands being chopped off.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

I guess we shouldn't have expected any less from Darth Spring Snakes tho

, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

Supposedly the narrator is Cumberbatch.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Test audiences must really have loved him as Smaug

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

That was Oscar Isaac flying the X-wing, right?

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link

**POSSIBLE SPOILER**

Thinking that tall lurching dude with lightsaber is Adam Driver's character who's supposed to be some rich kid colector of Sith artifacts. Could be an ancient lightsaber design?

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

xpost Fans are saying it's Luke's buddy Wedge from the first flicks.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

Doubt it Ned. There was a fake trailer with his voiceover from Star Trek 2

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

this move should be JUST soccer droids
maybe hanging out with old people in an apartment like batteries not included

switch the people for gungans and i'm in, where do i sign

Kelly Gang Carey and the Mantels (ledge), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link

Doubt it Ned. There was a fake trailer with his voiceover from Star Trek 2

That I fully believe!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

some rich kid collector of Sith artifacts

Rich Kids of Coruscant Instagram

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

aaaah the falcon was all I needed to grin like a loon, that was doooope

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

Looked pretty cool. Why would someone make a lightsaber with little laser blades by the handle? Lose a lot of fingers that way.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link

It's be good if Driver's character makes a lightsaber like that cos he thinks it's cool and then he slices his hand off the first time he tries to use it

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

Soccer droid is totally breaking the fourth wall.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

wedge is not in ep 7, he turned down the role

that has to be isaac surely

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

Be great if in this Star Wars world they had to ban lightsabers because too many kids were losing fingers. The Lawn Darts of a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link

Soccer droid instantly made me think of

http://filmjunk.com/images/weblog/2009/12/blackholeremake.jpg

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link

Yeah it is Isaac it seems.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

Goosebumps moment for me was seeing the X-Wings fly in low over the water

Still my favorite starfighter design

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Yeah the water spray was a decent touch.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

otm x-wings super dope

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

It'll be so weird if this turns out to be good. Star Wars. Good. In my lifetime.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

even the sand dunes made me happy

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

wedge is not in ep 7, he turned down the role

He got clear. He couldn't do any more good back there.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

15 years after watching them for the first time the phrase "Lose Tiree, lost Dutch, they came from behind" still pops into my head from time to time

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

Hope they keep the sort of 70s modular, low-tech grunge approach to any new technology introduced

Hated the sleek all in one monopod approach of the prequels

An X-Wing is not an iPod

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

even the sand dunes made me happy

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)

I dunno, I sort of feel they should get over Tatooine.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link

Yeah for a place farthest from the center of the universe they sure keep going back...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

Note the best SW film is the only one not to feature it.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

Tax rebates for Morocco make it irresistible

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

apparently it's not Tatooine but just a small desert region on some other planet (lol)

nashwan, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

A PLANET WITH MORE THAN ONE TYPE OF ENVIRONMENT? That's it, I'm out.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

soccerball droids reminded me of the zeroids from terrahawks

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

Who ever heard of a planet having diverse small regions?

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

Hope they keep the sort of 70s modular, low-tech grunge approach to any new technology introduced

Ditto for the sound effects. I mean,

Sound designer Ben Burtt created the distinctive TIE fighter sound effect by combining an elephant call with a car driving on wet pavement.[1][2]

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

it is required to sell the Star Wars Catan boardgames

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

xpost -- New version to feature an elephant driving a car over Pavement.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

Whenever I hear a Land Rover (the proper versions) drive by me at speed, it sounds very like a typical SW vehicle.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link


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