Star Wars 7 shit talk

*Shakey lifts the scales from my eyes* Wow Star was sucks

I like those notes at the end from the Imperial March sounding like a delicate Gustavo Santaolalla theme.

(by "like" I mean oh Christ)

is there a Vader breath right at the start or am i hearing things? i mean i know he's dead like.

Opening shot on sand dunes was very "don't worry you fanboy fucks, I'm gonna give you what you want"

Can't deny my excitement though. A whole fucking year to wait!

tantric nerdgasm

X-Wings gliding along the water

fwiw first time I watched it with the sound off and liked it more that way, but still looks promising

So does Lucas have literally nothing to do with this? I bet JJ is going to regret giving him his cell number.

"Listen, JJ, I have some great ideas for when you reissue this in 20 years ..."

Really like the shot of storm troopers looking like they're steeling themselves for a beach invasion

Opening shot on sand dunes was very "don't worry you fanboy fucks, I'm gonna give you what you want"

Can't deny my excitement though. A whole fucking year to wait!

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Saturday, November 29, 2014 4:13 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think fanboys are as sick of Tattooine as everyone else

I more meant the style of the shot than anything

I just hope with the real trailer we get something besides the obligatory 2010s trailer narration by creepy gravelly villain guy. I sorta was hoping Iron Man 3, which used the ubiquity of the convention as a springboard to pull a legitimately good twist on the audience, would mark the end of that whole thing. Ironically, the last time I can remember it actually being good was for Revenge of the Sith, where McDiarmid's delivery almost convinces you it's going to be a compelling, well-acted Star Wars movie.

side-issue but this made me laugh from the Jar Jar wiki

Jar Jar appears in only a few scenes in Revenge of the Sith, and has no dialogue (besides a brief "'scuse me" at one point). He was originally given some dialogue in the beginning, but this was cut.

Trailer has piqued interest in spite of bitter cynicism based on previous resurrection.

How is the trailer anything other than trash? Nothing of interest. Just looked like a reboot.

are people allowed to find joy in things you don't like in your world, RT?

"I don't like this thing so it's objectively bad so I'm going to keep going to threads and tell people they have shit taste"

why do you people keep engaging with rt

there has never been a more obvious sock on this board. sorry for derail but cmon yall

you're forgetting about dave cool and missing no

just my 2cents

would have been great if jar jar's face had popped onto the screen in that first shot, Abrams should have done that just to troll everyone

i would lay a low money/high stakes bet that jar jar does a howard the duck style cameo in the post credits stinger scene for this movie

of the "lol jar jar motherfuckers" variety

would have been great if jar jar's face had popped onto screen in that first shot, but then the camera panned out to reveal that his head is no longer attached to a body and is on a spike outside the smoldering ashes of the imperial senate and then a disclaimer scrolled over that said that no george lucases were consulted in the development of this film.

George R. R. Martin, though, look out.

I hope Jar Jar is in this film

sadly according to wookiepedia a Gungan's life expectancy is 65 years so Jar Jar's probably been dead for a while

misa junior binks

brb starting online petition to retcon naboo as a test planet for one of the death star's super weapons. i don't think we can really afford to leave any loose ends on the gungan issue people

Of course we can't discount the possibility that Jar Jar's position as a galactic senator gave him access to life extending technology

http://www.renaissancemag.com/graphics/bp0699b.gif

Over on another thread I wondered out loud how many of those had been bought by adults for sexual purposes, and a straw poll brought back the answer "quite a few".

misa junior binks

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton),

That brings up the possibility of Jar Jar having sex with a lady Gungan and the further question of what kind of sex noises he'd make.

Oh I think we know all too well already:

the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

SB EVERYONE ITT

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2191/2280366334_026bdb32a6.jpg

With current technology, they need to make a version of that dispenser that plays a sample of C-3PO saying "oh my!" whenever someone, er, pulls off a piece.

Sorry I forgot again on this board you can't not like something that's widely popular. No one asnwered my question about what was good about the trailer. Which says it all. It was trash, reboot uncreative trash. And I'm as big a SW fan as anyone here. I even liked the sequels, but this trailer offered nothing at all of interest.

Oh look here's a HIGH DEF version of the X Wing!!!! And the Falcon, in better graphics!! And a desert scene!!! And a goofy looking robot!!! Dated Inception scoring!! BE EXCITED!! CONSUME YOUR HIGH DEF IMAX REBOOT!!

i am super glad you are here raccoon tanuki, no joke

I'm hype for John Boyega

No one asnwered my question about what was good about the trailer. Which says it all.

I think it mostly says no one here wants to engage with a troll so charmless most people refuse to believe you could be anything other than a regular's unamusing sock. But sure, go on pretending you're that One Brave Voice railing against the new Star Wars film.

Is there any way we can replace Raccoon Tanuki's posts with animated gifs of Jar Jar Binks' comical antics?

Shakey & Racoon Tanuki should form
a club, have they been formally introduced

i watched the trailer i think; i mostly remember sand, millenium falcon, warcraft lightsabers, x-wings rocking the fuck out and a herbie soccerr-2
it was like a minute and a half i think
it was fine

i drank the kool aid & it tasted great
OHHHH YEAAAH

It would have been awesome if Jar Jar was the narrator.

the darksa and the lightsa

Star Wars in itself is a blunt story, so maybe I'm now expecting too much. the representation of evil for evil's sake is unnuanced and lacking in subtlely or depth. The best films don't show simply "evil" characters, they show the roots of evil, greed, ill will, delusion. It's funny with the Yoda buddhist influence in the prequels (fear leads to anger ...) non of it was present in the originals. Just, here's a bad guy, and here's good guys. This is inherent in western filmaking and thinking, eastern films consistantly show people as neither good nor bad, but obviously complex yeah. Haha!