Star Wars 7 shit talk

Sorry I forgot again on this board you can't not like something that's widely popular. No one asnwered my question about what was good about the trailer. Which says it all. It was trash, reboot uncreative trash. And I'm as big a SW fan as anyone here. I even liked the sequels, but this trailer offered nothing at all of interest.

Oh look here's a HIGH DEF version of the X Wing!!!! And the Falcon, in better graphics!! And a desert scene!!! And a goofy looking robot!!! Dated Inception scoring!! BE EXCITED!! CONSUME YOUR HIGH DEF IMAX REBOOT!!

i am super glad you are here raccoon tanuki, no joke

I'm hype for John Boyega

No one asnwered my question about what was good about the trailer. Which says it all.

I think it mostly says no one here wants to engage with a troll so charmless most people refuse to believe you could be anything other than a regular's unamusing sock. But sure, go on pretending you're that One Brave Voice railing against the new Star Wars film.

Is there any way we can replace Raccoon Tanuki's posts with animated gifs of Jar Jar Binks' comical antics?

Shakey & Racoon Tanuki should form
a club, have they been formally introduced

i watched the trailer i think; i mostly remember sand, millenium falcon, warcraft lightsabers, x-wings rocking the fuck out and a herbie soccerr-2
it was like a minute and a half i think
it was fine

i drank the kool aid & it tasted great
OHHHH YEAAAH

It would have been awesome if Jar Jar was the narrator.

the darksa and the lightsa

Star Wars in itself is a blunt story, so maybe I'm now expecting too much. the representation of evil for evil's sake is unnuanced and lacking in subtlely or depth. The best films don't show simply "evil" characters, they show the roots of evil, greed, ill will, delusion. It's funny with the Yoda buddhist influence in the prequels (fear leads to anger ...) non of it was present in the originals. Just, here's a bad guy, and here's good guys. This is inherent in western filmaking and thinking, eastern films consistantly show people as neither good nor bad, but obviously complex yeah. Haha!

The dumb story was never a big problem to me though as it was cool enough in other ways to get away with such poor shallow writing. However, now it's not. JJ Abrams isn't a smart enough film maker.

But he has glasses.

he has glasses of a fool

More proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjVgF5JDq8

I mean, they don't give Ted talks to just anyone with a headset mic.

Here he is, thinking smart things about Star Wars: http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/JJ-Abrams-Star-Wars-Episode-7.jpg

Well I'm convinced

Hoping C3PO dies in this one

Can dumb people do this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i1pR1PbXda4/UQNdLI1L0dI/AAAAAAAAB4s/aUYxvsP1KLk/s1600/Abrams.jpg

Raccoon tanuki what are your favorite eastern films

he's unbearable. listening to that he sounds more like an engineer than an artist.

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_my_raccoon_laptop_bag-r6f749a99051341a8a3249da07ad25206_vxwp2_8byvr_324.jpg

How does propulsion on the falcon allow for that sort of steering within a planet's gravity? All of the thrust is in the rear, isn't it?

Not sure how it would even turn in zero-g actually.

Raccoon tanuki what are your favorite eastern films

― 龜,

kill bill, letters from iwo jima, ninja turtles (u should like that ;)), crouching tiger hidden dragon, rush hour etc

Ty

http://mountainlake.org/downloads/2189/download/Best%20Western%20PLUS%20logo.jpg%3Fcb%3Df18ea98c9df40f46ec2b276882269899

The best films don't show simply "evil" characters, they show the roots of evil, greed, ill will, delusion.

lucas tried to do this in the prequels and everybody hated them.

(b/c they were terrible IIRC)

http://mountainlake.org/downloads/2189/download/Best%20Western%20PLUS%20logo.jpg

anyway i think this is peak raccoon tanuki, time to stop

"Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. "

lmao

raccoon just admitted he liked the prequels so whatever man.

"lucas tried to do this in the prequels and everybody hated them."

― I dunno. (amateurist),

I liked them. Visually, what more SW fan looking for?. the 1st one and the 3rd anyway. Acting from Hayden C in 3rd was sketchy at best but still, good flick.

but since when did bad acting ever stop SW being loved?

With current technology, they need to make a version of that dispenser that plays a sample of C-3PO saying "oh my!" whenever someone, er, pulls off a piece.

― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball),

biggest LOL of my day

I think I have identified RT

yep, here he is:

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130505230626/starwars/images/a/a9/Crumb_btm.jpg

lol

must say i am really glad to see the relative diversity of the cast render internet racists apoplectic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Y6YfDBmh8

so what is boyega doing before the trailer

what is he doing

can he possibly be doing anything other than crouching below a camera for an unknown amount of time

Coming up an propulsor lift hidden in a ground

http://i.imgur.com/ZbQnfG8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/q1cOST1.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3khUwlCcAA6lgi.jpg

but since when did bad acting ever stop SW being loved?

― Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, November 29, 2014 8:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fisher and Ford were both fantastic come on.

the trailer is fine except for the narration being clunky as shit

haha, Carrie Fisher in the first movie is EXACTLY like Debbie Reynolds' 19-year-old daughter in space.