Star Wars 7 shit talk

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the darksa and the lightsa

Punny Names (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:27 (ten years ago)

Star Wars in itself is a blunt story, so maybe I'm now expecting too much. the representation of evil for evil's sake is unnuanced and lacking in subtlely or depth. The best films don't show simply "evil" characters, they show the roots of evil, greed, ill will, delusion. It's funny with the Yoda buddhist influence in the prequels (fear leads to anger ...) non of it was present in the originals. Just, here's a bad guy, and here's good guys. This is inherent in western filmaking and thinking, eastern films consistantly show people as neither good nor bad, but obviously complex yeah. Haha!

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:35 (ten years ago)

The dumb story was never a big problem to me though as it was cool enough in other ways to get away with such poor shallow writing. However, now it's not. JJ Abrams isn't a smart enough film maker.

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:38 (ten years ago)

But he has glasses.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:40 (ten years ago)

he has glasses of a fool

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:41 (ten years ago)

More proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjVgF5JDq8

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:41 (ten years ago)

I mean, they don't give Ted talks to just anyone with a headset mic.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:42 (ten years ago)

Here he is, thinking smart things about Star Wars: http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/JJ-Abrams-Star-Wars-Episode-7.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:42 (ten years ago)

Well I'm convinced

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:43 (ten years ago)

Hoping C3PO dies in this one

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:43 (ten years ago)

Can dumb people do this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i1pR1PbXda4/UQNdLI1L0dI/AAAAAAAAB4s/aUYxvsP1KLk/s1600/Abrams.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:44 (ten years ago)

Raccoon tanuki what are your favorite eastern films

, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:45 (ten years ago)

he's unbearable. listening to that he sounds more like an engineer than an artist.

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:46 (ten years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_my_raccoon_laptop_bag-r6f749a99051341a8a3249da07ad25206_vxwp2_8byvr_324.jpg

Punny Names (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:46 (ten years ago)

How does propulsion on the falcon allow for that sort of steering within a planet's gravity? All of the thrust is in the rear, isn't it?

Not sure how it would even turn in zero-g actually.

polyphonic, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:49 (ten years ago)

Raccoon tanuki what are your favorite eastern films

― 龜,

kill bill, letters from iwo jima, ninja turtles (u should like that ;)), crouching tiger hidden dragon, rush hour etc

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:49 (ten years ago)

Ty

, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:51 (ten years ago)

http://mountainlake.org/downloads/2189/download/Best%20Western%20PLUS%20logo.jpg%3Fcb%3Df18ea98c9df40f46ec2b276882269899

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:55 (ten years ago)

The best films don't show simply "evil" characters, they show the roots of evil, greed, ill will, delusion.

lucas tried to do this in the prequels and everybody hated them.

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:55 (ten years ago)

(b/c they were terrible IIRC)

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:55 (ten years ago)

http://mountainlake.org/downloads/2189/download/Best%20Western%20PLUS%20logo.jpg

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:55 (ten years ago)

anyway i think this is peak raccoon tanuki, time to stop

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:56 (ten years ago)

"Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. "

lmao

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:59 (ten years ago)

raccoon just admitted he liked the prequels so whatever man.

akm, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:59 (ten years ago)

"lucas tried to do this in the prequels and everybody hated them."

― I dunno. (amateurist),

I liked them. Visually, what more SW fan looking for?. the 1st one and the 3rd anyway. Acting from Hayden C in 3rd was sketchy at best but still, good flick.

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:01 (ten years ago)

but since when did bad acting ever stop SW being loved?

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:03 (ten years ago)

With current technology, they need to make a version of that dispenser that plays a sample of C-3PO saying "oh my!" whenever someone, er, pulls off a piece.

― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball),

biggest LOL of my day

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:04 (ten years ago)

I think I have identified RT

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:52 (ten years ago)

yep, here he is:

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130505230626/starwars/images/a/a9/Crumb_btm.jpg

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:52 (ten years ago)

lol

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:53 (ten years ago)

must say i am really glad to see the relative diversity of the cast render internet racists apoplectic

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:53 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Y6YfDBmh8

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:12 (ten years ago)

so what is boyega doing before the trailer

what is he doing

can he possibly be doing anything other than crouching below a camera for an unknown amount of time

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:16 (ten years ago)

Coming up an propulsor lift hidden in a ground

ambergris shmambergris (silby), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:20 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZbQnfG8.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:25 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/q1cOST1.png

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:25 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3khUwlCcAA6lgi.jpg

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:40 (ten years ago)

but since when did bad acting ever stop SW being loved?

― Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, November 29, 2014 8:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fisher and Ford were both fantastic come on.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:42 (ten years ago)

the trailer is fine except for the narration being clunky as shit

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:44 (ten years ago)

haha, Carrie Fisher in the first movie is EXACTLY like Debbie Reynolds' 19-year-old daughter in space.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:46 (ten years ago)

which is excellent

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:49 (ten years ago)

better in Shampoo

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:50 (ten years ago)

^^ somebody get this walking carpet out of my way!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 November 2014 22:01 (ten years ago)

"Fisher and Ford were both fantastic come on.

― Matt Armstrong, "

http://images.radiotimes.com/namedimage/Hear_Bradley_Cooper_s__most_real__authentic__hysterical__raccoon_laugh.jpg?quality=85&mode=crop&width=620&height=374&404=tv&url=/uploads/images/original/53712.jpg

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 23:34 (ten years ago)

i've been traveling up until now, so just saw the trailer. haven't read the thread so i'm assuming there's some shit talk but who among us can deny that they're pumped??

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:28 (ten years ago)

I am not "pumped"

Οὖτις, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:38 (ten years ago)

you're a SW7 denier. there is something fundamental and plain that you are suppressing!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:03 (ten years ago)

i stand with shakey

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:06 (ten years ago)

I showed the trailer to my six year old son. He liked it. I didn't think to ask him if he's pumped.

silverfish, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:15 (ten years ago)

He really likes the light saber. I think he might not have understood that those two short beams are supposed to be a hilt. He's imagining some sort of unwieldy triple light saber.

silverfish, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:19 (ten years ago)


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