Star Wars 7 shit talk

Here he is, thinking smart things about Star Wars: http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/JJ-Abrams-Star-Wars-Episode-7.jpg

Well I'm convinced

Hoping C3PO dies in this one

Can dumb people do this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i1pR1PbXda4/UQNdLI1L0dI/AAAAAAAAB4s/aUYxvsP1KLk/s1600/Abrams.jpg

Raccoon tanuki what are your favorite eastern films

he's unbearable. listening to that he sounds more like an engineer than an artist.

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_my_raccoon_laptop_bag-r6f749a99051341a8a3249da07ad25206_vxwp2_8byvr_324.jpg

How does propulsion on the falcon allow for that sort of steering within a planet's gravity? All of the thrust is in the rear, isn't it?

Not sure how it would even turn in zero-g actually.

Raccoon tanuki what are your favorite eastern films

― 龜,

kill bill, letters from iwo jima, ninja turtles (u should like that ;)), crouching tiger hidden dragon, rush hour etc

Ty

http://mountainlake.org/downloads/2189/download/Best%20Western%20PLUS%20logo.jpg%3Fcb%3Df18ea98c9df40f46ec2b276882269899

The best films don't show simply "evil" characters, they show the roots of evil, greed, ill will, delusion.

lucas tried to do this in the prequels and everybody hated them.

(b/c they were terrible IIRC)

http://mountainlake.org/downloads/2189/download/Best%20Western%20PLUS%20logo.jpg

anyway i think this is peak raccoon tanuki, time to stop

"Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. "

lmao

raccoon just admitted he liked the prequels so whatever man.

"lucas tried to do this in the prequels and everybody hated them."

― I dunno. (amateurist),

I liked them. Visually, what more SW fan looking for?. the 1st one and the 3rd anyway. Acting from Hayden C in 3rd was sketchy at best but still, good flick.

but since when did bad acting ever stop SW being loved?

With current technology, they need to make a version of that dispenser that plays a sample of C-3PO saying "oh my!" whenever someone, er, pulls off a piece.

― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball),

biggest LOL of my day

I think I have identified RT

yep, here he is:

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130505230626/starwars/images/a/a9/Crumb_btm.jpg

lol

must say i am really glad to see the relative diversity of the cast render internet racists apoplectic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Y6YfDBmh8

so what is boyega doing before the trailer

what is he doing

can he possibly be doing anything other than crouching below a camera for an unknown amount of time

Coming up an propulsor lift hidden in a ground

http://i.imgur.com/ZbQnfG8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/q1cOST1.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3khUwlCcAA6lgi.jpg

but since when did bad acting ever stop SW being loved?

― Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, November 29, 2014 8:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fisher and Ford were both fantastic come on.

the trailer is fine except for the narration being clunky as shit

haha, Carrie Fisher in the first movie is EXACTLY like Debbie Reynolds' 19-year-old daughter in space.

which is excellent

better in Shampoo

^^ somebody get this walking carpet out of my way!

"Fisher and Ford were both fantastic come on.

― Matt Armstrong, "

http://images.radiotimes.com/namedimage/Hear_Bradley_Cooper_s__most_real__authentic__hysterical__raccoon_laugh.jpg?quality=85&mode=crop&width=620&height=374&404=tv&url=/uploads/images/original/53712.jpg

i've been traveling up until now, so just saw the trailer. haven't read the thread so i'm assuming there's some shit talk but who among us can deny that they're pumped??

I am not "pumped"

you're a SW7 denier. there is something fundamental and plain that you are suppressing!

i stand with shakey

I showed the trailer to my six year old son. He liked it. I didn't think to ask him if he's pumped.

He really likes the light saber. I think he might not have understood that those two short beams are supposed to be a hilt. He's imagining some sort of unwieldy triple light saber.

I'ts been thirty years since good star wars. I only watched first prequel in cinema, hate all three of them. Why on earth would i be 'pumped'? Are you guys actually going to watch this?

I am a consumer whore and yes

I'm cautiously pumped. I will need to see more before advancing to 'stoked'. They seem to be aiming to recapture some of the look and feel of the originals (recon droid sound effects, etc.), which if nothing else is nice, pleasant, nostalgic.

'pumped'

the thing about hilts is usually they aren't made out of blades

I have a young son who is the right age for this stuff so yes, I'm almost certainly going to see this. This looks much better than the countless superhero movies he also wants to see.

The JJ Abrams aesthetic actually seems like a good fit for the star wars universe.

also yeah i think the trailer's great for trying to reassure nerds that they're going back to the "old" ways of the original trilogy

but then i remember

jj abrams

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