Star Wars 7 shit talk

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so what is boyega doing before the trailer

what is he doing

can he possibly be doing anything other than crouching below a camera for an unknown amount of time

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

Coming up an propulsor lift hidden in a ground

ambergris shmambergris (silby), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZbQnfG8.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/q1cOST1.png

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

but since when did bad acting ever stop SW being loved?

― Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, November 29, 2014 8:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fisher and Ford were both fantastic come on.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

the trailer is fine except for the narration being clunky as shit

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

haha, Carrie Fisher in the first movie is EXACTLY like Debbie Reynolds' 19-year-old daughter in space.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

which is excellent

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

better in Shampoo

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link

^^ somebody get this walking carpet out of my way!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 November 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link

i've been traveling up until now, so just saw the trailer. haven't read the thread so i'm assuming there's some shit talk but who among us can deny that they're pumped??

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link

I am not "pumped"

Οὖτις, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link

you're a SW7 denier. there is something fundamental and plain that you are suppressing!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link

i stand with shakey

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link

I showed the trailer to my six year old son. He liked it. I didn't think to ask him if he's pumped.

silverfish, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link

He really likes the light saber. I think he might not have understood that those two short beams are supposed to be a hilt. He's imagining some sort of unwieldy triple light saber.

silverfish, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link

I'ts been thirty years since good star wars. I only watched first prequel in cinema, hate all three of them. Why on earth would i be 'pumped'? Are you guys actually going to watch this?

Frederik B, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:40 (nine years ago) link

I am a consumer whore and yes

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link

I'm cautiously pumped. I will need to see more before advancing to 'stoked'. They seem to be aiming to recapture some of the look and feel of the originals (recon droid sound effects, etc.), which if nothing else is nice, pleasant, nostalgic.

jmm, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link

'pumped'

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:52 (nine years ago) link

the thing about hilts is usually they aren't made out of blades

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link

I have a young son who is the right age for this stuff so yes, I'm almost certainly going to see this. This looks much better than the countless superhero movies he also wants to see.

The JJ Abrams aesthetic actually seems like a good fit for the star wars universe.

silverfish, Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:00 (nine years ago) link

also yeah i think the trailer's great for trying to reassure nerds that they're going back to the "old" ways of the original trilogy

but then i remember

jj abrams

xp

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link

and yeah of course i'm seeing this it's sw

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link

Did you see the prequels? I think i saw iii in 2012. I'll get to vii at some point.

Frederik B, Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:06 (nine years ago) link

I... watched the wrong trailer (the fan-made fake one with Ford and von Sydow).

Now I have watched the authentic one.

I am still unpumped.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link

"Unpumped" from you is practically a ringing endorsement!

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:09 (nine years ago) link

Did you see the prequels? I think i saw iii in 2012. I'll get to vii at some point.

― Frederik B, Saturday, November 29, 2014 11:06 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes of course i saw the prequels

it's sw

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link

I'm also intrigued to see a new Star Wars movie that isn't bound down by a lot of prior storyline commitments. The prequels had all these dots to connect. They had to be about Vader. They had to tediously unpack a throwaway line from Episode 4 about the "Clone Wars". This time, who knows?

jmm, Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link

you can count on JJ for incessant unnecessary callbacks

Simon H., Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:35 (nine years ago) link

I appreciate all the extended book/game canon being flushed down the toilet

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:38 (nine years ago) link

At worst I'm out ten bucks and two hours of my time so why would I not go?

joygoat, Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:44 (nine years ago) link

ilxors will question your taste

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:44 (nine years ago) link

I'd have an opinion about the trailer except I am way too distracted by the fact that this "hilt" wouldn't do it's job since the opponent lightsaber "blade" would fit inside the corner below the hilt beam and destroy it. It wouldn't block anything. What is this bullshit gimmick? Fucking infomercial lightsabers.

Evan, Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:53 (nine years ago) link

1 vote for pumped

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:04 (nine years ago) link

don't worry about the hilt

the hilt has invisible hilts attached to it to deflect blows to the (visible) hilt

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:05 (nine years ago) link

yea, there is another hilt above the visible hilt

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link

I spose there's something symmetrical about this opening in the month when the Grand Moff Rodham is crisscrossing Iowa and New Hampshire.

a disturbance in the Farce

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:07 (nine years ago) link

I say the beam continues inside the metal hilt part. It needs to be enclosed next to the handle so that you don't scorch your hand.

jmm, Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link

I've been imagining a post-Star Wars sequel since I was a kid so this is exciting! Who is driving the Falcon?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:19 (nine years ago) link

Like I wonder if Chewie is gonna be in this with an eyepatch and some grey hair.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:19 (nine years ago) link

jar jar binks, old and grizzled, knocking back rum and blue milks

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:28 (nine years ago) link

the ineluctable modality of the hilt

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:29 (nine years ago) link

Who is driving the Falcon?

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081126192732/starwars/images/4/4a/Nien_Nunb_JKTCG.jpg

jmm, Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:36 (nine years ago) link

the thing about hilts is usually they aren't made out of blades

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, November 29, 2014 7:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this criticism does not make sense. the hilt needs to be able to stop a lightsaber and so must be made of lightsaber. it is not necessarily a blade. the whole concept of blade and non-blade lightsaber is just...maybe you don't have what it takes to be a tru believer.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 30 November 2014 06:54 (nine years ago) link

I spose there's something symmetrical about this opening in the month when the Grand Moff Rodham is crisscrossing Iowa and New Hampshire.

a disturbance in the Farce

AMAZING Morbz parody account, fess up guys, who's behind it?

the incredible string gland (sic), Sunday, 30 November 2014 07:02 (nine years ago) link

this criticism does not make sense. the hilt needs to be able to stop a lightsaber and so must be made of lightsaber. it is not necessarily a blade. the whole concept of blade and non-blade lightsaber is just...maybe you don't have what it takes to be a tru believer.

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, November 30, 2014 1:54 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok but in real sword land if the hilt had to be made out of blades then they would've just said "let's not do this because it will backfire and hurt real quick" so thanks again george lucas

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 November 2014 07:06 (nine years ago) link


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