Star Wars 7 shit talk

I spose there's something symmetrical about this opening in the month when the Grand Moff Rodham is crisscrossing Iowa and New Hampshire.

a disturbance in the Farce

I say the beam continues inside the metal hilt part. It needs to be enclosed next to the handle so that you don't scorch your hand.

I've been imagining a post-Star Wars sequel since I was a kid so this is exciting! Who is driving the Falcon?

Like I wonder if Chewie is gonna be in this with an eyepatch and some grey hair.

jar jar binks, old and grizzled, knocking back rum and blue milks

the ineluctable modality of the hilt

Who is driving the Falcon?

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081126192732/starwars/images/4/4a/Nien_Nunb_JKTCG.jpg

the thing about hilts is usually they aren't made out of blades

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, November 29, 2014 7:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this criticism does not make sense. the hilt needs to be able to stop a lightsaber and so must be made of lightsaber. it is not necessarily a blade. the whole concept of blade and non-blade lightsaber is just...maybe you don't have what it takes to be a tru believer.

I spose there's something symmetrical about this opening in the month when the Grand Moff Rodham is crisscrossing Iowa and New Hampshire.

a disturbance in the Farce

AMAZING Morbz parody account, fess up guys, who's behind it?

this criticism does not make sense. the hilt needs to be able to stop a lightsaber and so must be made of lightsaber. it is not necessarily a blade. the whole concept of blade and non-blade lightsaber is just...maybe you don't have what it takes to be a tru believer.

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, November 30, 2014 1:54 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok but in real sword land if the hilt had to be made out of blades then they would've just said "let's not do this because it will backfire and hurt real quick" so thanks again george lucas

yeah i'm putting this one on george

well there's no guarantee that the lighthilt would do damage. maybe the photon density is lower in the hilt or something.

and maybe when the dude hits the lighthilt with a lightsaber it's all SSKKKGGGGHHH! SKKKGGHH SKKKGGGGGHHH! and he's like AWWWW YEAH! and that makes it worth the risk.

we're descending to a level i never meant to descend to

to the planet core

is Adam Driver wielding the hilt? wh y is there no frontal shot of his lightsaber?

No lens flare. Some teal but not much orange. I'm OK with this teaser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng#t=67

xp: Oh, there was lens flare alright. I noticed it on the first view.

I feel like this teaser does not provide me with enough information to confidently pump yet.

yeah the lack of T and O is a very good thing. are we past peak T and O now? i think we must be, thing really seems to have tailed off.

I watched Walter Mitty the other day and it was crazy levels of T&O in places.

I'm OK with lens flare when it's used to make special effects blend in. Lens flare when the Falcon passes by a sun is fine.

All I want to know is how Obama will mess this up, too.

Can't wait for this HD Star Wars reboot by JJ 'I'm a movie director' Abrams.

no matter how craptastic it is, it's NOT A REBOOT

they have 3 fossils reprising their roles for God's sake

Six fossils, counting whacky sidekicks.

Can't wait for this HD Star Wars reboot by JJ 'I'm a movie director' Abrams.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Sunday, November 30, 2014 10:28 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You know who's an even shittier director than Abrams? George Lucas.

you have no idea who's wearing those tin suits, let's be honest

Sir Derek Jacobi, most likely.

new robot footage!

check the YouTube comments on the Trailer for huffy nerd gems such as: "It really baffles me how you guys are overreacting. First off these are STORMTROOPERS not CLONE TROOPERS, their is a huge difference. Second off the light saber doesn't look that bad, so stop being a bunch of babies."

*clutches darth maul travel mug*

hard to make a judgment about whether this movie will be good or bad off of 45 seconds of footage, but i will say the x-wings and corellian freighter look mighty cool

Not gonna lie, that money shot of Falcon v. TIE fighters with the main theme playing made my heart skip a beat

me too

I like the title. "STAR WARS". It really pops.

sounds like something lucas would name it tbh

apparently the narrator is Andy Serkis

Star Bores more like it right?

I hope to god Cumberbatch isn't a main villain in this shit because that's the worst sort of fan service, and not even for Star Wars fans

jj abrams is not that great and this will undoubtedly be trash but that shot of x-wings kicking up spray across water shows more wit and sense than lucas has shown for my whole adult life

The only Abrams I have seen was Super 8 and although I don't remember much, apparently my kid liked it enough that we bought it for him and I periodically see it pop up while I'm flipping through our dvd book. Should I go back and watch it again with a cynical and jaded critical eye and realize how bad it was after all?

i'm suspending judgment, i thought the star treks were really corny but i could see that corniness working better in the star wars context

I feel like Abrams at least understands what people liked about the originals and will produce at least part of a movie that feels true to that

And if it sucks, maybe Rian Johnson will get weird with the next one.

As far as big $$$ H'wood Product I'm way more excited about these new SW films than I could ever be about the bland and noisy superhero mush that continues to be churned out.

And I'll pop in Solaris (Tarkovsky model) or Stalker if I ever want my highbrow SF fix. I dig that, too. No shame in my SW love over here.

jj abrams is not that great and this will undoubtedly be trash but that shot of x-wings kicking up spray across water shows more wit and sense than lucas has shown for my whole adult life

Qft

tbf you could say the same for THE DARK KNIGHT RISES and um

The X-wings in _The Dark Knight Rises_?

there's really no reason to believe Cumberbatch is in this at all