Star Wars 7 shit talk

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keep forgetting he's a sock

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 1 December 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

Shakes?

, Monday, 1 December 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

I hear utility meter data figures heavily in the JJ Abrams sequels fyi

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 December 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link

"whatever you were going for there failed

― linda cardellini (zachlyon),"

Haha. Oh dear linda cardellini, oh. dear. I should've worked some Shakaespeare in too.

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 1 December 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

that Serafinowicz thing is a little time investment but it does build and build, fucking diiiiiiiiied laughing just now when it got to the issue of Terence Stamp's compensation (no spoilers).

Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 December 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

i have been sonned don't forget me

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 1 December 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

Cardellini you've been sonned by a sock.

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link

the joke's on you i'm not actually linda cardellini

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link

no that means jokes definitely still on you

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link

TPM has essentially nothing any Star Wars fan needs to see.

TPM has all of the ludicrous Queen Amidala wigs and makeup, which everyone needs to see.

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

a couple of ilx challops

you and rt both really need to take a step back from ilx imo

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, December 1, 2014 4:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha challumps am i right

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Still haven't figured out the relationship between Padme and Queen Amidala xp

, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

lol

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

Queen is an elected position on their planet (!) and her full name is Padme Amidala or some shit, iirc

valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

xpost this is going to blow your mind, but padme and queen amidala are played by the same actress (natalie portman)! their characters also have a lot in common. i could explain more but it gets pretty nerdy

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link

!

Why is one named Padme and the other is named Queen Amidala?

Sorry, that's jsut the first questino to pop into mym ind

, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

Honestly this movie is so solidly pitched at Shakey's demographic I mean just look at this screencap

http://i.imgur.com/uIMVnES.jpg?1

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

Loooooooool

, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

one is the Queen, one is the Queen's body double

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

amidala truthers are the worst

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:48 (nine years ago) link

Queen amidala is her official name, Padme is her first name. They are the same character. She pretended to be her own handmaiden under the name Padme for a bit in TMP so she could check out tattooine or something.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

Who was the Queen then while Padme was the handmaiden

, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

Why do they have different accents if they're the same person?

jmm, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

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Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

but who pretended to be queen amidala? was there a real padme? someone once told me one of the padmes was keira knightley. is that true? why doesn't norma care that her sister's in the black lodge?

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

System you're supposed to warn me about xposts!

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

i can see rewatching the canonical original trilogy if it's with a child who hasn't seen it before.

except that's no longer possible, right?

@NickPinkerton
If you were a kid in the 70s, I can understand why Star Wars is important to you. Baffling otherwise. In that respect it's like KISS fandom.

^he's a film critic

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

with the internet, all things are possible.

guys, amidala was the white swan; I never understand why everyone gets this confused.

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

Why do they have different accents if they're the same person?

― jmm, Monday, December 1, 2014 1:54 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was a callback to Carrie Fisher's performance in the first film.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link

Huh, Sofia Coppola was a handmaid as well.

jmm, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link

I mean just look at this screencap

lol well played

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

relevant resource: http://royalhandmaidensociety.org/

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

John Simon called Leia "Organic Lay."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

except that's no longer possible, right?

? I just re-watched ESB and ROTJ with my 7yo daughter, it was her first time seeing them. ESB is p good ROTJ is stupid, and even the Ewoks/Endor gave her pause.

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

Guys... what if there were actually three Queen Amidalas?

, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

http://www.royalhandmaidensociety.org/decoy_queen.html

Producer Rick McCallum did nothing to help our cause during on online chat with fans. Here's the text of the Lucasfilm chat from June 7, 1999:

ASKLucasfilm: Jedi-Al says: Rick, was it a separate actress that played the "fake" queen, when Natalie was Padme on screen? I didn't see her name in the credits.

RickMcCallum: No, it's Natalie that plays both parts.

Thanks a lot Rick!

jmm, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

all the handmaidens rule together; they just take turns with the makeup+hair

difficult listening hour, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

Shakey, what I meant was the PURE, unfucked-with-by-GL original-release versions are not unavailable unless you have some videotapes from the '90s.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link

ah. yeah I don't have those.

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link

I got that on VHS somewhere at home but it has commercials

Kooki-Wan Tanooki (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link

I have those but only in P&S format

, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link

I remember picking the silver color too over the gold color one (the letterbox) at Shoprite

What a fool

, Monday, 1 December 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link

you kids and your aspect-ratio problems

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link

Shakey, what I meant was the PURE, unfucked-with-by-GL original-release versions are not unavailable unless you have some videotapes from the '90s.

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Two-Disc-Widescreen-Theatrical/dp/B000FQJAIW

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

IIRC, for those "special feature" reissues of the untouched OG trilogy, George Lucas pretty much just played some of his old Betamax copies on a shitty TV and videotaped the results.

Your Soup Is Inside Me (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

IIRC, for those "special feature" reissues of the untouched OG trilogy, George Lucas pretty much just played some of his old Betamax copies on a shitty TV and videotaped the results.

Yep. They look TERRIBLE. Like one-fourth the size of whatever screen you view them on, blurry, just awful.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 December 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link


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