Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Well it probably would've been less time and energy to just clean off the dirt instead of stopping to count all of the pieces!

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 December 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

Goddammit Karl Malone beat me to the joke.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 1 December 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

I had probably put away 5-6 books + spent about 50 hours on X-Wing's first mission that I could never beat before even getting a chance to buy and see the series on VHS (Can quite clearly remember the morning I finally watched SW)

It's gonna be hard to just point my finger at that stuff and say "that's not canon" and accept the new movies as overwriting them

O well

, Monday, 1 December 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

It's kinda like the Marvel movies. I just accept that they're a variation of the stories I'm used to. Which is cool as long as the movies bring it.

Your Soup Is Inside Me (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 December 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link

I will probably lose my fucking shit and start bawling like a child in the theater if Grand Admiral Thrawn makes even a small cameo

, Monday, 1 December 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

Bantha poodoo.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 December 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link

omg leaked photo of Adam Driver's character

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081126192732/starwars/images/4/4a/Nien_Nunb_JKTCG.jpg

Kooki-Wan Tanooki (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 December 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

You know, the best way to describe this new lightsaber is that it looks like something Kevin J. Andersen would have come up with

That fucker

, Monday, 1 December 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

Records from circa 400 BBY indicate that Keiran Halcyon constructed a special dual phase lightsaber that could go from the standard 1.3 meters to a length of three meters with flick of a switch.

And he didn't even have to take any pills or learn any special exercises

, Monday, 1 December 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link

as I've said before, I want to shoot geeks out of a cannon when i hear "canon"

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 December 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

Any other reaction wouldn't be Morbs canon.

Your Soup Is Inside Me (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 December 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

I so want that cute rolling droid to be worse than Jar Jar for the sake of that tattoo owner.

joygoat, Monday, 1 December 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link

I want to believe that the lightsaber is called Ouch-Hands.

Your Soup Is Inside Me (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 December 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link

Having to wait a whole year for this is making me IA

Kooki-Wan Tanooki (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 December 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link

some nerd made it into a big fuck off version

http://i.imgur.com/1STDEa3.gif

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 1 December 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

Looks kinda like Ichigo's zangetsu

, Monday, 1 December 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

If anyone cares, the Despecialized Editions (on P!r@t3 B@y) are pretty sweet HD re-creations of the original SW movies. For example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHfLX_TMduY

schwantz, Monday, 1 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

ugh he/s gotta point about those excess 'magenta tones' wtf man.

piscesx, Monday, 1 December 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

I think it's been shrugged off by Lucas, but his ex-wife had some strong contributions to script editing and not just film editing.

This is a really good read:

http://secrethistoryofstarwars.com/marcialucas.html

nate woolls, Monday, 1 December 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

Re: dirt removal, it reminds me of the digital clean up filter that they ran Kind of Blue through, which erased a lot of the brushed snare, which the computer thought was hiss and noise. Special Editions are movie equivalents to that.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 December 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

there was still tempered excitement about the second and third prequels (i was in high school/college) because people kept thinking some cool stuff had to happen eventually. it was a fun thing to think about. i saw ROTS at midnight on opening day and still remember the total silence as the end credits started, and the palpable deflated feeling in the audience as the light came up.

slam dunk, Monday, 1 December 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link

TPM was my first experience with heartbreak ever (which is why I'm kinda incredulous at Shakey's "everybody loved them at first")

the most painstaking, humorless people in the world (lukas), Monday, 1 December 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link

some nerd made it into a big fuck off version

http://i.imgur.com/1STDEa3.gif

Dark Souls: The Movie

festival culture (Jordan), Monday, 1 December 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link

I had a lot of arguments about TPM, everybody seemed to want to make excuses for it ("it's for kids!", "but ______ was cool!" etc.)

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 December 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah Mr Veg & I both were flipping out over the early TPM teasers & that cool poster of Anakin with Darth's shadow & Darth Maul looking all badass

and then we saw it & i clearly remember both of us going ok what the fuck was that
my clearest memory was how annoying that fkin anakin kid was & how darth maul was like the world's biggest merch con

i am not even rewriting history when i say my disappointment was palpable

ep2 really hammered that home weeee trade federationzzzzzz

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 December 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link

I had a friend call me after an early screening of Episode 2. "You've got to see it!" he proclaimed. "Why," I asked, "is it good?" "No!" he answered. "It's terrible! It actually begins with people walking off a ship and saying, phew, that was a close one, and then the ship blows up! And then it gets worse!"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 December 2014 23:26 (nine years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 December 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mR2EWDc.gif

Evan, Monday, 1 December 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

Does the dude stuff himself in?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 1 December 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link

spent entire showing of Ep 2 doing Mystery Science Theater commentary with friend.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 1 December 2014 23:58 (nine years ago) link

i am not even rewriting history when i say my disappointment was palpatine

dr bronner's new and improved peppermint (soda), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link

the emperor's first name is Sheev

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 00:35 (nine years ago) link

lol soda

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 00:44 (nine years ago) link

That Phantom Menace making-of was good. The storm taking out their Mos Eisley set, very gratifying.

jmm, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

Just got to the bit with Lucas and Spielberg trying to fix a battle droid, hahahaha.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link

"that's gonna be great"

Number None, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link

"These guys are just useless"

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link

"Jedis cut through them like butter."

jmm, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link

"Corooskant?"

jmm, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link

sometimes the butter is cold and hard, and this creates drama.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 01:58 (nine years ago) link

darth maul was like the world's biggest merch con

Totally, dude looked scary and and awesome but turned out to be a stupid red mute juggalo who gets chopped in half. It's funny that he's like the iconic image of this movie and people have tattoos of him and shit.

Though really Boba Fett is kind lame as the badass icon of the original trilogy. He's basically a UPS guy who delivered a package then fell into a giant sand hole.

joygoat, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link

Few sounds are as crazy as this one. The base effect is that of an alligator hissing (another animal whose call that doesn’t fit), but this is mixed with the sound of some of the film’s crew’s stomachs having just eaten (pizza of all things).How Burtt decided to do that is anybodies guess, although it does explain the other strange sound the sarlacc makes; the burp was probably just a burp.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

xpost plus now he's a bloody kiwi ffs

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link

thanks for the new dn joygoat

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link

lol joygoat

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 03:42 (nine years ago) link

When Episode III: Revenge of the Sith was released, handmaiden fans were hoping we would gain more knowledge about the newest handmaidens and next Queen of Naboo. Unfortunately, their roles were minimized and their scenes deleted.

who cares? the moon sucks. (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 04:10 (nine years ago) link


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