Everybody is so concerned about this Jedi hurting itself like it is a goddamn baby. youngling
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
it'd be funny if the bionic chewie arm just gesticulated awkwardly and wildly like a regular wookie arm
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
what's the old joke "doc, that's amazing news, I couldn't play the piano at all before the accident"
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
what if chewie accidentally rips his own dick off with his bionic arm. he should have mittens.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFeqoE0CcAAN6M7.jpg
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 3, 2014 3:05 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
So he can softly rip his own dick off? How would this help?
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
Have you ever tried to grip a wookie's dick with mittens?
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/17708/1240601086.jpg
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
haha my first thought washttp://static.gamesradar.com/images/totalfilm/o/oveur.jpg
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
I love you canon.
However, Maul managed to survive his defeat at the hands of Kenobi. Through his hate and will to live, as well as his hatred against Kenobi, he reached out with the Force and grabbed an air vent.[8]
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120518041057/starwars/images/5/57/DarthScorpionKing-SWE.png
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
The hilt can also be used for offense this way.
can't really see that happening tbh w/o having the opposite end of the hilt up to yr throat or something, or having your opponent in a weird position where the blade wouldn't hit them first anyway
this is the worst movie ever
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link
I had this idea that ILX should "precover" Ep 7 by building an entire film around the trailer scenes
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
directed by lou reed
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link
No one ever dies in the Star Wars extended universe, do they? They always manage to claw back out of the Sarlacc somehow.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link
xxxp That Darth Maul thing was an entire story arc on the Clone Wars cartoon, where he was rescued by his brother -- I swear to god I am not making this up -- Savage Oppress*, and eventually given a regular pair of mechanical legs.
* This name was conceived by whichever one of Lucas's two daughters was a writer for the show. The younger one.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
Yeah but the plot of the movie is pretty obvious:
-A stormtrooper wakes up in the desert after a heavy night of drinking.-Some X-wings take some now unemployed rebel soldiers wake-boarding-Some clumsy nerd kills himself with his stupid fucking light saber hilt in the woods somewhere. Nobody was anywhere near him and his body is never found. Good riddance.
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
BTW it's pronounced FRONKensteen SaVAJE oPRESS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
what if darth maul accidentally rips his own dick off with his mechanical legs. he should have short pants with a supportive netting interior.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link
http://images.superherostuff.com/image-shortstrwrsvdrkds-primary-shsresultsetsize.jpg
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:36 (nine years ago) link
I don't think he has a dick anymore. Maybe his species never had dicks. hard to tell.
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:36 (nine years ago) link
Or maybe they had very special dicks.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Lx-q0vsqrHQ/TcE6Lbw601I/AAAAAAAABtY/oSVnJEB1n_8/s1600/star-wars-darth-maul-double-bladed-light-saber-new-aede0.jpg.png
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
I don't think people you see at burning man classify as a separate "species"
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
-A stormtrooper wakes up in the desert after a heavy night of drinking.
Cut to an uber taking the other stormtroopers home, when one suddenly realizes "where's Mike?"
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:39 (nine years ago) link
(Indiana Jones enters)
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link
*"where's Jango 1002993?"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link
https://tribktla.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/star-wars-stormtrooper-trailer-boyega.jpg
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link
rest of the film is about the awesome roadtrip they have trying to find Mike and bring him home
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
#1 hope about Boyega trooper is JJ has chosen to totally ignore prequel canon
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
(storm trooper enters Indiana Jones)
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
midichlorians shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
but they have to get to him before his uptight girlfriend finds out what he's been up to *gf rides off on landspeeder*
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link
xxp but stormtroopers weren't Fett clones by the time of the original trilogy! Remember, Lucas dubbed over Boba Fett's voice with Temuera Morrison's, but *not* the stormtrooper voices.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
They should reference midichlorians as a discredited theory a la luminiferous ether.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/1/7/midi_chlorians_are_a_lie_by_nobdethroog-d4ouas4.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
Star Wars fan fiction can wiggle out of anything Lucas tries to do to ruin it.
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
Wait wait wait. So Darth Maul's actual last name is Oppress? That's like a Sith lord choosing to call himself Darth Vader when his real name is Anakin Hopecrusher.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
maybe 'maul' is savage oppress' maiden name
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
what the hell is that comic
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
hey lets not be normative maybe oppress is maul's maiden name
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
maulopress
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
he had been busy designing his own custom force-powered coffee maker until he was seduced by the dark roast
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
Red Letter Media on General Grievous
"Also on this ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-A-Bad-Guy, and Admiral Bone-to-Pick. But they don't mention them."
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
I feel like Mrs. Oppress was pretty irresponsible in choosing the name of at least one of her children. Like, Oppress is a pretty heavy name to be saddled with already, but naming the kid Savage just gives him no chance at all. Name him Tim and there's at least the chance that he'll go to college or become something other than a violent despot.
But what do I know, maybe Maul's actual first name is Tim.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
That comic has a bit of a Chick tract tone.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
Gary Maul
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
Garth
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
"Darth" was just a mean playground nickname that stuck
Ollie Oppress
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
Darth Richard Branson
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link