Star Wars 7 shit talk

*"where's Jango 1002993?"

https://tribktla.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/star-wars-stormtrooper-trailer-boyega.jpg

rest of the film is about the awesome roadtrip they have trying to find Mike and bring him home

#1 hope about Boyega trooper is JJ has chosen to totally ignore prequel canon

(storm trooper enters Indiana Jones)

midichlorians shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

but they have to get to him before his uptight girlfriend finds out what he's been up to *gf rides off on landspeeder*

xxp but stormtroopers weren't Fett clones by the time of the original trilogy! Remember, Lucas dubbed over Boba Fett's voice with Temuera Morrison's, but *not* the stormtrooper voices.

They should reference midichlorians as a discredited theory a la luminiferous ether.

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/1/7/midi_chlorians_are_a_lie_by_nobdethroog-d4ouas4.jpg

Star Wars fan fiction can wiggle out of anything Lucas tries to do to ruin it.

Wait wait wait. So Darth Maul's actual last name is Oppress? That's like a Sith lord choosing to call himself Darth Vader when his real name is Anakin Hopecrusher.

maybe 'maul' is savage oppress' maiden name

what the hell is that comic

hey lets not be normative maybe oppress is maul's maiden name

maulopress

he had been busy designing his own custom force-powered coffee maker until he was seduced by the dark roast

Red Letter Media on General Grievous

"Also on this ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-A-Bad-Guy, and Admiral Bone-to-Pick. But they don't mention them."

I feel like Mrs. Oppress was pretty irresponsible in choosing the name of at least one of her children. Like, Oppress is a pretty heavy name to be saddled with already, but naming the kid Savage just gives him no chance at all. Name him Tim and there's at least the chance that he'll go to college or become something other than a violent despot.

But what do I know, maybe Maul's actual first name is Tim.

That comic has a bit of a Chick tract tone.

Gary Maul

Garth

"Darth" was just a mean playground nickname that stuck

Ollie Oppress

Darth Richard Branson

from Veergen Atloontic

http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/3/3d/Darths.png/225px-Darths.png

"Darth Stroyer, Darth Trocious, Darth Sploder, Darth Urderer, and Darth Ithead!"

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Gary Maul

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 3, 2014 4:11 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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wtf is a 'vader' anyway

go way 'vadin

vater = german for father, come on noob

vādere: to go

I guess a vader is a goer, like in Monty Python.

ernest was a vader

Oh wait. In keeping with standard Sith lord naming conventions: Darth (In)Vader.

So, Padme, does she go, eh? Go? Know what I mean?

Darth Saulter

Darth Buser

Darth Busey

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Busey as Sarlaac, plz

Do Luke Skywalken please

"I'm your sister"
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"I KNOW!"

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o god

Star Wars 7 shit take

the dagobah cistern

rookie question: is darth maul's red face supposed to be the result of a hideous accident, or...does he wake up every day and paint his face?

He doesn't paint it every day. Usually just a little touch-up in the mornings and then a shower and a repaint every third day or so.