(storm trooper enters Indiana Jones)
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:43 (ten years ago)
midichlorians shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:43 (ten years ago)
but they have to get to him before his uptight girlfriend finds out what he's been up to *gf rides off on landspeeder*
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:45 (ten years ago)
xxp but stormtroopers weren't Fett clones by the time of the original trilogy! Remember, Lucas dubbed over Boba Fett's voice with Temuera Morrison's, but *not* the stormtrooper voices.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:46 (ten years ago)
They should reference midichlorians as a discredited theory a la luminiferous ether.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:46 (ten years ago)
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/1/7/midi_chlorians_are_a_lie_by_nobdethroog-d4ouas4.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:49 (ten years ago)
Star Wars fan fiction can wiggle out of anything Lucas tries to do to ruin it.
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:51 (ten years ago)
Wait wait wait. So Darth Maul's actual last name is Oppress? That's like a Sith lord choosing to call himself Darth Vader when his real name is Anakin Hopecrusher.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:01 (ten years ago)
maybe 'maul' is savage oppress' maiden name
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:03 (ten years ago)
what the hell is that comic
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:03 (ten years ago)
hey lets not be normative maybe oppress is maul's maiden name
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:04 (ten years ago)
maulopress
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:05 (ten years ago)
he had been busy designing his own custom force-powered coffee maker until he was seduced by the dark roast
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:06 (ten years ago)
Red Letter Media on General Grievous
"Also on this ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-A-Bad-Guy, and Admiral Bone-to-Pick. But they don't mention them."
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:07 (ten years ago)
I feel like Mrs. Oppress was pretty irresponsible in choosing the name of at least one of her children. Like, Oppress is a pretty heavy name to be saddled with already, but naming the kid Savage just gives him no chance at all. Name him Tim and there's at least the chance that he'll go to college or become something other than a violent despot.
But what do I know, maybe Maul's actual first name is Tim.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:09 (ten years ago)
That comic has a bit of a Chick tract tone.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:11 (ten years ago)
Gary Maul
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:11 (ten years ago)
Garth
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:12 (ten years ago)
"Darth" was just a mean playground nickname that stuck
Ollie Oppress
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:13 (ten years ago)
Darth Richard Branson
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:13 (ten years ago)
from Veergen Atloontic
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:14 (ten years ago)
http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/3/3d/Darths.png/225px-Darths.png
"Darth Stroyer, Darth Trocious, Darth Sploder, Darth Urderer, and Darth Ithead!"
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:21 (ten years ago)
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 3, 2014 4:11 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://photos.costume-works.com/full/darth_maul_starwars1.png
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:22 (ten years ago)
wtf is a 'vader' anyway
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:22 (ten years ago)
go way 'vadin
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:23 (ten years ago)
vater = german for father, come on noob
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:24 (ten years ago)
vādere: to go
I guess a vader is a goer, like in Monty Python.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:26 (ten years ago)
ernest was a vader
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:27 (ten years ago)
Oh wait. In keeping with standard Sith lord naming conventions: Darth (In)Vader.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:28 (ten years ago)
So, Padme, does she go, eh? Go? Know what I mean?
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:28 (ten years ago)
Darth Saulter
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:29 (ten years ago)
Darth Buser
Darth Busey
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:30 (ten years ago)
http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/star-wars1.jpg
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:31 (ten years ago)
http://worth1000.s3.amazonaws.com/submissions/7148500/7148782_d8c7_625x1000.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:33 (ten years ago)
Busey as Sarlaac, plz
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:33 (ten years ago)
Do Luke Skywalken please
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:34 (ten years ago)
"I'm your sister".............................."I KNOW!"
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:35 (ten years ago)
http://thecooleststuffever.com/sites/default/files/styles/product_main/public/toilet-sarlacc1.jpg?itok=YYCMDllj
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:37 (ten years ago)
o god
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:38 (ten years ago)
Star Wars 7 shit take
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:39 (ten years ago)
the dagobah cistern
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:41 (ten years ago)
rookie question: is darth maul's red face supposed to be the result of a hideous accident, or...does he wake up every day and paint his face?
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:53 (ten years ago)
He doesn't paint it every day. Usually just a little touch-up in the mornings and then a shower and a repaint every third day or so.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:55 (ten years ago)
Maul, the Dathomirian[3] Zabrak male[1] who would become the feared Darth Maul, was born on Dathomir[8] to Kycina, a Human Nightsister of Mother Talzin's coven and a Zabrak father who, by tradition, was murdered after Maul's conception.[1] By birth, Maul was a Nightbrother;[1] a clan of male Zabraks from Dathomir who served as warriors and slaves of the dominant Nightsisters.[13] Like the rest of his kin, Maul was subjected, shortly after birth, to an initiation ritual during which he was immersed in a "magic" oily bath, and covered head to toe in black and red tattoos.[1] Later stripped of his black Nightbrother markings, Maul was left solely red-skinned.[19] Agonizing Sith tattoos were applied personally by Darth Sidious in an attempt to cleanse Maul's mind[19] as well as demonstrating Maul's complete dedication to the dark side.[2]
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:57 (ten years ago)
I'd like to see the full range of facepainting options Maul tried out before he settled on one. Although I guess I'm assuming he actually did settle on one. Maybe the face we saw was just the one he chose for that day's outing.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:57 (ten years ago)
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/197/2/e/darth_maul_makeup___outline_by_danahopkins-d7r0jzj.jpg
"Sorry boss, I overslept"
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:58 (ten years ago)
xxpost That is such gibberish.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:58 (ten years ago)