xxp but stormtroopers weren't Fett clones by the time of the original trilogy! Remember, Lucas dubbed over Boba Fett's voice with Temuera Morrison's, but *not* the stormtrooper voices.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
They should reference midichlorians as a discredited theory a la luminiferous ether.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/037/1/7/midi_chlorians_are_a_lie_by_nobdethroog-d4ouas4.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link
Star Wars fan fiction can wiggle out of anything Lucas tries to do to ruin it.
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
Wait wait wait. So Darth Maul's actual last name is Oppress? That's like a Sith lord choosing to call himself Darth Vader when his real name is Anakin Hopecrusher.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
maybe 'maul' is savage oppress' maiden name
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
what the hell is that comic
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
hey lets not be normative maybe oppress is maul's maiden name
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
maulopress
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
he had been busy designing his own custom force-powered coffee maker until he was seduced by the dark roast
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
Red Letter Media on General Grievous
"Also on this ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-A-Bad-Guy, and Admiral Bone-to-Pick. But they don't mention them."
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
I feel like Mrs. Oppress was pretty irresponsible in choosing the name of at least one of her children. Like, Oppress is a pretty heavy name to be saddled with already, but naming the kid Savage just gives him no chance at all. Name him Tim and there's at least the chance that he'll go to college or become something other than a violent despot.
But what do I know, maybe Maul's actual first name is Tim.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
That comic has a bit of a Chick tract tone.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
Gary Maul
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
Garth
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link
"Darth" was just a mean playground nickname that stuck
Ollie Oppress
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
Darth Richard Branson
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
from Veergen Atloontic
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/3/3d/Darths.png/225px-Darths.png
"Darth Stroyer, Darth Trocious, Darth Sploder, Darth Urderer, and Darth Ithead!"
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, December 3, 2014 4:11 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://photos.costume-works.com/full/darth_maul_starwars1.png
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link
wtf is a 'vader' anyway
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link
go way 'vadin
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link
vater = german for father, come on noob
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link
vādere: to go
I guess a vader is a goer, like in Monty Python.
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
ernest was a vader
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
Oh wait. In keeping with standard Sith lord naming conventions: Darth (In)Vader.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
So, Padme, does she go, eh? Go? Know what I mean?
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
Darth Saulter
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
Darth Buser
Darth Busey
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link
http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/star-wars1.jpg
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
http://worth1000.s3.amazonaws.com/submissions/7148500/7148782_d8c7_625x1000.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
Busey as Sarlaac, plz
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
Do Luke Skywalken please
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
"I'm your sister".............................."I KNOW!"
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
http://thecooleststuffever.com/sites/default/files/styles/product_main/public/toilet-sarlacc1.jpg?itok=YYCMDllj
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
o god
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
Star Wars 7 shit take
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
the dagobah cistern
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
rookie question: is darth maul's red face supposed to be the result of a hideous accident, or...does he wake up every day and paint his face?
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link
He doesn't paint it every day. Usually just a little touch-up in the mornings and then a shower and a repaint every third day or so.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
Maul, the Dathomirian[3] Zabrak male[1] who would become the feared Darth Maul, was born on Dathomir[8] to Kycina, a Human Nightsister of Mother Talzin's coven and a Zabrak father who, by tradition, was murdered after Maul's conception.[1] By birth, Maul was a Nightbrother;[1] a clan of male Zabraks from Dathomir who served as warriors and slaves of the dominant Nightsisters.[13] Like the rest of his kin, Maul was subjected, shortly after birth, to an initiation ritual during which he was immersed in a "magic" oily bath, and covered head to toe in black and red tattoos.[1] Later stripped of his black Nightbrother markings, Maul was left solely red-skinned.[19] Agonizing Sith tattoos were applied personally by Darth Sidious in an attempt to cleanse Maul's mind[19] as well as demonstrating Maul's complete dedication to the dark side.[2]
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
I'd like to see the full range of facepainting options Maul tried out before he settled on one. Although I guess I'm assuming he actually did settle on one. Maybe the face we saw was just the one he chose for that day's outing.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/197/2/e/darth_maul_makeup___outline_by_danahopkins-d7r0jzj.jpg
"Sorry boss, I overslept"
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
xxpost That is such gibberish.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
how dare you. that is canon
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
he was tattooed twice lol
Tattooed, untattooed, and then retattooed.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link