http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/star-wars1.jpg
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)
http://worth1000.s3.amazonaws.com/submissions/7148500/7148782_d8c7_625x1000.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)
Busey as Sarlaac, plz
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)
Do Luke Skywalken please
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)
"I'm your sister".............................."I KNOW!"
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)
http://thecooleststuffever.com/sites/default/files/styles/product_main/public/toilet-sarlacc1.jpg?itok=YYCMDllj
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)
o god
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)
Star Wars 7 shit take
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)
the dagobah cistern
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)
rookie question: is darth maul's red face supposed to be the result of a hideous accident, or...does he wake up every day and paint his face?
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)
He doesn't paint it every day. Usually just a little touch-up in the mornings and then a shower and a repaint every third day or so.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)
Maul, the Dathomirian[3] Zabrak male[1] who would become the feared Darth Maul, was born on Dathomir[8] to Kycina, a Human Nightsister of Mother Talzin's coven and a Zabrak father who, by tradition, was murdered after Maul's conception.[1] By birth, Maul was a Nightbrother;[1] a clan of male Zabraks from Dathomir who served as warriors and slaves of the dominant Nightsisters.[13] Like the rest of his kin, Maul was subjected, shortly after birth, to an initiation ritual during which he was immersed in a "magic" oily bath, and covered head to toe in black and red tattoos.[1] Later stripped of his black Nightbrother markings, Maul was left solely red-skinned.[19] Agonizing Sith tattoos were applied personally by Darth Sidious in an attempt to cleanse Maul's mind[19] as well as demonstrating Maul's complete dedication to the dark side.[2]
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)
I'd like to see the full range of facepainting options Maul tried out before he settled on one. Although I guess I'm assuming he actually did settle on one. Maybe the face we saw was just the one he chose for that day's outing.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/197/2/e/darth_maul_makeup___outline_by_danahopkins-d7r0jzj.jpg
"Sorry boss, I overslept"
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)
xxpost That is such gibberish.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)
how dare you. that is canon
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)
he was tattooed twice lol
Tattooed, untattooed, and then retattooed.
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)
Presumably with the same tattoos.
Reading a great new unauthorized biography right now: "A Sidious Man"
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)
did darth sidious personally apply the horns with gorilla glue as well, or was he born with them?
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
Wonder if there's a contradiction in the canon here. The red and black tattoos seem to be a generic Sith thing: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith_tattoo
― jmm, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)
7 minutes? What's with the massive lull in posting all of a sudden?
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)
I remember going to my first comic book convention as a wee lad ( a "youngling"?) and wandering into the wrong room. Lo! I encountered Star Trek "filksinging". Shudder. Is there a SWequivalent?
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)
srs question - is "filk" really just a Trek thing? I thought it was more generic than that.
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)
what is happening
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)
avoiding any momentum killing lulls itt
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)
new SW coming out soon, 'sode 7 - harrison ford is in it, reportedly broke his femur or something during filming, jj abrams directing, he is universally loved and will do a great job
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)
sorry if any of that has been covered upthread i haven't read it yet
it's mostly banter about whether or not JJ will bring back the OG star wars' heart and soul, i.e. incest
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)
xp Yeah, you replace the word Trek with Wars - filk is a fandom-wide curse.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)
Not sure about any of that but what are your feelings about hilts.
Hilt C/D?
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)
fan theory: the hilt is for slicing onions
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)
'sode 9 should be nothing but siblings making out
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)
Slicing and caramelising!
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)
plus flashback scenes of darth maul getting agonizing sith tattoos personally applied by darth sidious
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:38 (eleven years ago)
we also discussed the new leaked movie art, which mostly depicts jar jar binks being milked by various futuristic machines
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)
*SPOILER*so we think there is a big milking scene
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)
the hilt does look like 2 bunsen burners
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)
after the filking scene
xpost
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)
like poetry
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)
binks filks and gets milked xxx
― Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:43 (eleven years ago)
milky-chlorians
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)
a Zabrak father who, by tradition, was murdered after Maul's conception.
this is positively the dumbest thing i've ever read in my entire life
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)
it seems like such a waste of a good Zabrak
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)
maybe it was many years after conception. it does not say 'immediately after'.
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:51 (eleven years ago)
but someone should have been murdered after Maul's conception is what I'm sayin
that tradition would quickly result in a declining population and eventual extinction, is the weird thing
xp
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)
I never saw episode 3, should I watch it before I watch this y/n
― Lorde 2Pac Beck Mashup (crüt), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)
i want to know more about this Zabrak universe. i would like to know the story of Darth Maul's father, just after his birth. like did he just walk around awaiting his murder or did he fight back? i hope that every father who gets murdered goes down in a 20 minute light saber battle
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)