Star Wars 7 shit talk

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plus flashback scenes of darth maul getting agonizing sith tattoos personally applied by darth sidious

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link

we also discussed the new leaked movie art, which mostly depicts jar jar binks being milked by various futuristic machines

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link

*SPOILER*
so we think there is a big milking scene

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link

the hilt does look like 2 bunsen burners

Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link

after the filking scene

xpost

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link

like poetry

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link

binks filks and gets milked xxx

Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link

milky-chlorians

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:45 (nine years ago) link

a Zabrak father who, by tradition, was murdered after Maul's conception.

this is positively the dumbest thing i've ever read in my entire life

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link

it seems like such a waste of a good Zabrak

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link

maybe it was many years after conception. it does not say 'immediately after'.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link

but someone should have been murdered after Maul's conception is what I'm sayin

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link

that tradition would quickly result in a declining population and eventual extinction, is the weird thing

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

I never saw episode 3, should I watch it before I watch this y/n

Lorde 2Pac Beck Mashup (crüt), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link

i want to know more about this Zabrak universe. i would like to know the story of Darth Maul's father, just after his birth. like did he just walk around awaiting his murder or did he fight back? i hope that every father who gets murdered goes down in a 20 minute light saber battle

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

maybe it's a tradition bc there are too many zabrak dudes

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

after a few generations there wouldn't be

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

i imagine that in the Zabrak world that climactic fight scene music from TPM is constantly playing as people get murdered left and right. also in the Zabrak world men are always weeping as they have sex for some reason

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:54 (nine years ago) link

I mean if the male reproduction rate is anything lower than 100% you're going to have an exponentially declining population

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:54 (nine years ago) link

If you survived the first 2 you can do anything

xposts

Evan, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:54 (nine years ago) link

what is the point? u know preying mantises actually have kind of a reason for killing dad right? how do they even keep their population stable if they kill the dad right after a conception? is their infant mortality rate zero? so every darth maul couple can have at most 1 darth maul child who might get their junk chopped off by a lightsaber before they can even produce another darth maul embryo?

ok gd i underestimate this ridiculous thread many xps

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link

I mean if the male reproduction rate is anything lower than 100% you're going to have an exponentially declining population

UNLESS

what if the Zabrak men father multiple babies? if there's even 15 minutes allowed before they get murdered, that's enough time to jump in the bushes with someone else

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link

that must be it. otherwise you're right, the population would quickly crash. glad to have cleared that up!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link

or the ratio of males to females is really large. it would still happen for many more than a few generations

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link

Zabrak would commonly take their names from animals native to Iridonia, with many Zabrak families named after the Bukk. Many Zabrak males were named after the Blok, Lok, and zur. Many Zabrak females were known to take their names from the Triz.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

According to Ashaa, the Mother Machine, the Zabraks were one of her "children," synthetic lifeforms she created under orders from the Infinite Empire, as part of experimentation the Rakata hoped would give them insight into the loss of their connection to the Force. [5] This would place the origins of the species sometime between 30,000 and 25,200 BBY.[6]

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

Zabraks, unlike Humans, could not grow eyelashes or facial hair – there were some exceptions, such as Maris Brood and Bao-Dur, who had eyebrows) and eye color (which have certain pigmentations that Humans lack, such as purple, yellow, red, and orange).

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link

Many Zabrak females were known to take their names from the Triz.

^^ This stuff. Why "known to take"? Why not "took"?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link

it's more of a rumor

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

also what does it even mean to take your name from animals? how close did we come to Darth Mittens and Darth Mister Fluffums?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

Darth Blobfish

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

an epic lightsaber battle between Darth Three Toed Sloth and Darth Two Toed Sloth

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

poop dance of death

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link

Darth Porkins

jmm, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link

Darth Maullard

Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link

http://youtu.be/N2Iu39b1IUc

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:07 (nine years ago) link

#1 hope about Boyega trooper is JJ has chosen to totally ignore prequel canon

surely its a goodie in a stormtrooper costume in a "Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?" type scenario?

Nixon head is essential. (stevie), Thursday, 4 December 2014 08:36 (nine years ago) link

Canon is nothing; by the time of ANH, stormtroopers were either conscripts or enlisted, not clones.

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Thursday, 4 December 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link

OK this splendid thread has introduced me to the concept of 'Filk'. I think I'm going to let it remain a concept and not watch any YouTube videos.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:02 (nine years ago) link

Good morning! this thread needs Sy Snoodles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Kj98hIb58

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:07 (nine years ago) link

that's Sy SNOOTles, fake geek girl

the incredible string gland (sic), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:01 (nine years ago) link

Massive gallery of models from the OT. For those who like that kind of thing

http://imgur.com/a/Zt9Y4?gallery

Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:14 (nine years ago) link

(raises hand. ) This would've given 9 y.o. me a heart attack. thanks Number!

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link

Beautiful

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

Footage released of Benedict recording voiceover for trailer

http://i.imgur.com/HpFYbwV.gif

, Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

Gee wonder what's happening below the frame.

Evan, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

Oh my god, those model photos. Those are amazing. The unfinished Death Star! The detailing on the speeder bikes!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

Somehow it never occurred to me that the models had electronics in them, like they couldn't just easily add all the lights and whatnot later

18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link


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