Star Wars 7 shit talk

If you survived the first 2 you can do anything

xposts

what is the point? u know preying mantises actually have kind of a reason for killing dad right? how do they even keep their population stable if they kill the dad right after a conception? is their infant mortality rate zero? so every darth maul couple can have at most 1 darth maul child who might get their junk chopped off by a lightsaber before they can even produce another darth maul embryo?

ok gd i underestimate this ridiculous thread many xps

I mean if the male reproduction rate is anything lower than 100% you're going to have an exponentially declining population

UNLESS

what if the Zabrak men father multiple babies? if there's even 15 minutes allowed before they get murdered, that's enough time to jump in the bushes with someone else

that must be it. otherwise you're right, the population would quickly crash. glad to have cleared that up!

or the ratio of males to females is really large. it would still happen for many more than a few generations

Zabrak would commonly take their names from animals native to Iridonia, with many Zabrak families named after the Bukk. Many Zabrak males were named after the Blok, Lok, and zur. Many Zabrak females were known to take their names from the Triz.

According to Ashaa, the Mother Machine, the Zabraks were one of her "children," synthetic lifeforms she created under orders from the Infinite Empire, as part of experimentation the Rakata hoped would give them insight into the loss of their connection to the Force. [5] This would place the origins of the species sometime between 30,000 and 25,200 BBY.[6]

Zabraks, unlike Humans, could not grow eyelashes or facial hair – there were some exceptions, such as Maris Brood and Bao-Dur, who had eyebrows) and eye color (which have certain pigmentations that Humans lack, such as purple, yellow, red, and orange).

Many Zabrak females were known to take their names from the Triz.

^^ This stuff. Why "known to take"? Why not "took"?

it's more of a rumor

also what does it even mean to take your name from animals? how close did we come to Darth Mittens and Darth Mister Fluffums?

Darth Blobfish

an epic lightsaber battle between Darth Three Toed Sloth and Darth Two Toed Sloth

poop dance of death

http://www.wackyowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Darth-Vader-dog-costume.jpg

Darth Porkins

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/67/156203373_345184dd92.jpg

Darth Maullard

http://youtu.be/N2Iu39b1IUc

#1 hope about Boyega trooper is JJ has chosen to totally ignore prequel canon

surely its a goodie in a stormtrooper costume in a "Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?" type scenario?

Canon is nothing; by the time of ANH, stormtroopers were either conscripts or enlisted, not clones.

OK this splendid thread has introduced me to the concept of 'Filk'. I think I'm going to let it remain a concept and not watch any YouTube videos.

Good morning! this thread needs Sy Snoodles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Kj98hIb58

that's Sy SNOOTles, fake geek girl

Massive gallery of models from the OT. For those who like that kind of thing

http://imgur.com/a/Zt9Y4?gallery

(raises hand. ) This would've given 9 y.o. me a heart attack. thanks Number!

Beautiful

Footage released of Benedict recording voiceover for trailer

http://i.imgur.com/HpFYbwV.gif

Gee wonder what's happening below the frame.

Oh my god, those model photos. Those are amazing. The unfinished Death Star! The detailing on the speeder bikes!

Somehow it never occurred to me that the models had electronics in them, like they couldn't just easily add all the lights and whatnot later

the Death Star model is mind boggling

Tarkin's first name is Wilhuff?

I thought it was Moff until last week.

Moff is his title.

if Lucas had written a Grand Moff Mhuff into the storyline it wouldn't have surprised me though

Always thought it was weird that there was no Grand Moff Tarkin action figure (at least, not in 1977-83).

generic "Imperial Commander," whom I used in many universes: G.I. Joe, Transformers, etc.

How high a rank is Grand Moff anyway, and are there also Petit Moffs?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mofference

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Moffship

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Under-Moff

Moff Fett

moffe

I wanted to bring that up, but it's 77

not that I really give a shit

Moff Mon Mothma

Would a Sith lord who was also a Moff be a Moff Darth or a Darth Moff?

Moff Filk Milks Bink's Drinks

Sith neophytes sitting around coming up with badass Sith names must be very similar to black metal kids.

I once read a book about Darth Plagueis. It was terrible.

Generally the expanded universe stuff published before TPM came out are okay