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Zabrak would commonly take their names from animals native to Iridonia, with many Zabrak families named after the Bukk. Many Zabrak males were named after the Blok, Lok, and zur. Many Zabrak females were known to take their names from the Triz.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

According to Ashaa, the Mother Machine, the Zabraks were one of her "children," synthetic lifeforms she created under orders from the Infinite Empire, as part of experimentation the Rakata hoped would give them insight into the loss of their connection to the Force. [5] This would place the origins of the species sometime between 30,000 and 25,200 BBY.[6]

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

Zabraks, unlike Humans, could not grow eyelashes or facial hair – there were some exceptions, such as Maris Brood and Bao-Dur, who had eyebrows) and eye color (which have certain pigmentations that Humans lack, such as purple, yellow, red, and orange).

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link

Many Zabrak females were known to take their names from the Triz.

^^ This stuff. Why "known to take"? Why not "took"?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link

it's more of a rumor

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

also what does it even mean to take your name from animals? how close did we come to Darth Mittens and Darth Mister Fluffums?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

Darth Blobfish

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

an epic lightsaber battle between Darth Three Toed Sloth and Darth Two Toed Sloth

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link

poop dance of death

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link

Darth Porkins

jmm, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link

Darth Maullard

Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link

http://youtu.be/N2Iu39b1IUc

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:07 (nine years ago) link

#1 hope about Boyega trooper is JJ has chosen to totally ignore prequel canon

surely its a goodie in a stormtrooper costume in a "Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?" type scenario?

Nixon head is essential. (stevie), Thursday, 4 December 2014 08:36 (nine years ago) link

Canon is nothing; by the time of ANH, stormtroopers were either conscripts or enlisted, not clones.

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Thursday, 4 December 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link

OK this splendid thread has introduced me to the concept of 'Filk'. I think I'm going to let it remain a concept and not watch any YouTube videos.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:02 (nine years ago) link

Good morning! this thread needs Sy Snoodles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Kj98hIb58

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:07 (nine years ago) link

that's Sy SNOOTles, fake geek girl

the incredible string gland (sic), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:01 (nine years ago) link

Massive gallery of models from the OT. For those who like that kind of thing

http://imgur.com/a/Zt9Y4?gallery

Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:14 (nine years ago) link

(raises hand. ) This would've given 9 y.o. me a heart attack. thanks Number!

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link

Beautiful

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:36 (nine years ago) link

Footage released of Benedict recording voiceover for trailer

http://i.imgur.com/HpFYbwV.gif

, Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

Gee wonder what's happening below the frame.

Evan, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

Oh my god, those model photos. Those are amazing. The unfinished Death Star! The detailing on the speeder bikes!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

Somehow it never occurred to me that the models had electronics in them, like they couldn't just easily add all the lights and whatnot later

18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link

the Death Star model is mind boggling

Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Tarkin's first name is Wilhuff?

jmm, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

I thought it was Moff until last week.

how's life, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

Moff is his title.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

if Lucas had written a Grand Moff Mhuff into the storyline it wouldn't have surprised me though

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

Always thought it was weird that there was no Grand Moff Tarkin action figure (at least, not in 1977-83).

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

generic "Imperial Commander," whom I used in many universes: G.I. Joe, Transformers, etc.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

How high a rank is Grand Moff anyway, and are there also Petit Moffs?

18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

Moff Fett

Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

moffe

Lorde 2Pac Beck Mashup (crüt), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link

I wanted to bring that up, but it's 77

18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

not that I really give a shit

18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

Moff Mon Mothma

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link

Would a Sith lord who was also a Moff be a Moff Darth or a Darth Moff?

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link

Moff Filk Milks Bink's Drinks

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

Sith neophytes sitting around coming up with badass Sith names must be very similar to black metal kids.

jmm, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

I once read a book about Darth Plagueis. It was terrible.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

Generally the expanded universe stuff published before TPM came out are okay

, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

Like the Timothy Zahn books from upthread

I'd stay the hell away after anything published after 2000 unless it was by an author established to have Done Good Work for the canon

, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

yeah well none of it's canon now so might as well burn the lot

Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

I'd stay the hell away after anything published after 2000 unless it was by an author established to have Done Good Work for the canon

The Rise of Darth Vader, the only one I've read, wasn't bad as far as slash fic goes.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, the Timothy Zahn books were good, and I enjoyed that Bounty Hunters collection. The Plagueis one was from a couple years ago, really put me off reading any more EU books.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

basically the only thing I can remember from the Zahn trilogy is that they made a clone called Luuke

Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link


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