poop dance of death
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 23:55 (ten years ago)
http://www.wackyowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Darth-Vader-dog-costume.jpg
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:11 (ten years ago)
Darth Porkins
― jmm, Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:12 (ten years ago)
https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/67/156203373_345184dd92.jpg
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:13 (ten years ago)
Darth Maullard
http://youtu.be/N2Iu39b1IUc
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:07 (ten years ago)
#1 hope about Boyega trooper is JJ has chosen to totally ignore prequel canon
surely its a goodie in a stormtrooper costume in a "Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?" type scenario?
― Nixon head is essential. (stevie), Thursday, 4 December 2014 08:36 (ten years ago)
Canon is nothing; by the time of ANH, stormtroopers were either conscripts or enlisted, not clones.
― Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Thursday, 4 December 2014 09:29 (ten years ago)
OK this splendid thread has introduced me to the concept of 'Filk'. I think I'm going to let it remain a concept and not watch any YouTube videos.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:02 (ten years ago)
Good morning! this thread needs Sy Snoodles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Kj98hIb58
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 11:07 (ten years ago)
that's Sy SNOOTles, fake geek girl
― the incredible string gland (sic), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:01 (ten years ago)
Massive gallery of models from the OT. For those who like that kind of thing
http://imgur.com/a/Zt9Y4?gallery
― Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:14 (ten years ago)
(raises hand. ) This would've given 9 y.o. me a heart attack. thanks Number!
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:18 (ten years ago)
Beautiful
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 4 December 2014 12:36 (ten years ago)
Footage released of Benedict recording voiceover for trailer
http://i.imgur.com/HpFYbwV.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 4 December 2014 13:32 (ten years ago)
Gee wonder what's happening below the frame.
― Evan, Thursday, 4 December 2014 14:49 (ten years ago)
Oh my god, those model photos. Those are amazing. The unfinished Death Star! The detailing on the speeder bikes!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:00 (ten years ago)
Somehow it never occurred to me that the models had electronics in them, like they couldn't just easily add all the lights and whatnot later
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:05 (ten years ago)
the Death Star model is mind boggling
― Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:26 (ten years ago)
Tarkin's first name is Wilhuff?
― jmm, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:43 (ten years ago)
I thought it was Moff until last week.
― how's life, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:44 (ten years ago)
Moff is his title.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:46 (ten years ago)
if Lucas had written a Grand Moff Mhuff into the storyline it wouldn't have surprised me though
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:47 (ten years ago)
Always thought it was weird that there was no Grand Moff Tarkin action figure (at least, not in 1977-83).
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:47 (ten years ago)
generic "Imperial Commander," whom I used in many universes: G.I. Joe, Transformers, etc.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:48 (ten years ago)
How high a rank is Grand Moff anyway, and are there also Petit Moffs?
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:48 (ten years ago)
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mofference
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Moffship
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Under-Moff
― jmm, Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:52 (ten years ago)
Moff Fett
― Gauranteed Love Reelationship Solution (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 15:58 (ten years ago)
moffe
― Lorde 2Pac Beck Mashup (crüt), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:01 (ten years ago)
I wanted to bring that up, but it's 77
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:02 (ten years ago)
not that I really give a shit
Moff Mon Mothma
― Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:22 (ten years ago)
Would a Sith lord who was also a Moff be a Moff Darth or a Darth Moff?
― Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:23 (ten years ago)
Moff Filk Milks Bink's Drinks
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:28 (ten years ago)
Sith neophytes sitting around coming up with badass Sith names must be very similar to black metal kids.
― jmm, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:33 (ten years ago)
I once read a book about Darth Plagueis. It was terrible.
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:35 (ten years ago)
Generally the expanded universe stuff published before TPM came out are okay
― 龜, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:36 (ten years ago)
Like the Timothy Zahn books from upthread
I'd stay the hell away after anything published after 2000 unless it was by an author established to have Done Good Work for the canon
yeah well none of it's canon now so might as well burn the lot
― Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:38 (ten years ago)
The Rise of Darth Vader, the only one I've read, wasn't bad as far as slash fic goes.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:39 (ten years ago)
Yeah, the Timothy Zahn books were good, and I enjoyed that Bounty Hunters collection. The Plagueis one was from a couple years ago, really put me off reading any more EU books.
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:41 (ten years ago)
basically the only thing I can remember from the Zahn trilogy is that they made a clone called Luuke
― Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:42 (ten years ago)
Grand Admiral Thrawn would view your DeviantArt account and then use that to figure out how to beat you
― 龜, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:46 (ten years ago)
My favorites are the short story collections that fill in the backstories of all the characters who basically only existed to sell action figures. IIRC, the one centered around Jabba's palace revealed that most of the background dudes had their brains harvested and placed in robotic spider bodies.
― Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:49 (ten years ago)
A Mofference was a secret conference held by the Imperial Central Committee of Grand Moffs in the secluded Mofference room of their Moffship.
Come on now.
― ledge, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:52 (ten years ago)
That reminds me, back in the 90s, pre-TPM, I had this really elaborate screen saver package thing that had all these nutso, in-depth things to play around with. Like you could pull up a screen shot from the cantina sequence and click on all the characters and it would give some in-depth bio about them. Thought it was really cool at the time, but for the like of me I can't remember what it was called.
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:52 (ten years ago)
Mofference = the Shriner's Convention of the Star Wars universe
― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:53 (ten years ago)
that's mofful!
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:53 (ten years ago)
oh shit, wait, here it is!
― ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:53 (ten years ago)
story I remember from Jabba's Palace is the one about the "snot vampire"
was written in an annoying stream of consciousness style iirc
― Number None, Thursday, 4 December 2014 16:54 (ten years ago)