Star Wars 7 shit talk

Dangerous Days: Making Blade Runner

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8390583808/h49528301/

Given the weirdly advanced and sterile atmosphere of the prequels, lightsabers just don't seem that impressive of a tool. This is regardless of being watered down merely by overuse as well. What I mean is all the technology seemed so advanced and perfect I don't think it'd phase anyone to see a lightsaber set of kitchen knives or a lightsaber gardening shovel in any given scene.

only real masters of the force are capable to withstand all that radiation over extended periods of time

All that radiation really takes a toll on their midichlorian count, though.

oh god "capable to withstand" i need to take a break

Star Wars fans can rationalize anything. I think Lucas knew this and with the prequels presented his greatest challenge to them. It's his masterpiece in that regard. Thank you George Lucas.

Since we were on the subject of Darths above, if you play the Star Wars: The Old Republic MMORPG, the major Sith lords you run into during the story are Darth Marr, Darth Baras, Darth Angral, Darth Malgus, Darth Skotia, Darth Jadus, Darth Serevin and Darth Lachris.

Also, Moff Dracen and Moff Kilran.

darth brooks

Darth Scotiabank

Darth Marr of the Smith Lords

srs question: can gamorreans and ugnaughts crossbreed, asking for a friend

Unless that important question's answer can provide a desperate rationalization for discrepancies in logic or story of the star wars universe, I worry it sadly may have never been addressed.

srs question

I think we need to establish which species is descended from pigs and whether or not they inherited the corkscrew penis gene

corkscrew penis gene is a pretty good guy

Find just one contradiction in the Star Wars universe and then crossbreed whatever the heck you want.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_explosion

p. sure that despite their aged looks, Ugnaughts are the larval stage of Gamorreans

what about the uggsandleggingsnaughts?

Looks like there has been extensive research and testing. Here are the findings:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a5T3QlMO_kQ/UXX6dYcgoCI/AAAAAAAAACg/jWmb7yo7zKI/s1600/Compare+1.png

I feel certain that the darkest corners of the internet have already obsessively detailed the many varieties of interspecies trysts within the Star Wars universe. Hot Bantha on AT-AT action and what have you.

http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2013/06/DisneyChewie5-400x400.jpg

Aw, I got the save the date too! See you there.

http://www.admitonedrinkinggames.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/harrt.jpg

apparently that's what he looks like in star wars 7

time has not treated him well

han solo

dentures from war wound

Darth Marr of the Smith Lords

― Evan, Friday, December 5, 2014 4:14 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm personally hurt & offended that this was ignored.

I chuckled at it, for the record!

Darth Algar and the Pain Cave

oh Georgepaws.

http://pagesix.com/2014/12/07/george-lucas-hasnt-seen-new-star-wars-trailer/

No Gungans, no dice.

George is all PEACE OUT NERDS

But when we asked Lucas if he was curious to see what Abrams has done with the new “Star Wars,” Lucas said, “Not really.”

Aw don't be pouty.

that's so fucking lame

dude sold off the whole thing bcz he didn't want to think about Star Wars anymore

ding ding ding

GL donated like 4 billion to charity, he's a good guy

that single comment led me down a rabbit hole of googling billionaire philanthropists and somehow hating them even more. i feel like i've turned to the dark side

if i peaced out from my job i'd be pretty whatever about ppl trying to tell me what the new guy is doing

he's bingewatching his power of myth boxset & eating ho-hos & making ships in bottles

i hope the series is incredibly good so disney's not tempted to george smiley him back into the circus

yep

His ho-ho consumption frequency has never actually changed though

lol

and he is stuffing 450 ships into those tiny bottles

omg dying

hahahaha

that single comment led me down a rabbit hole of googling billionaire philanthropists and somehow hating them even more. i feel like i've turned to the dark side

What if Darth Vader offset his actions with the occasional grand charitable gesture? What if, despite being an intergalactic asshole, he was pro gay marriage and single payer health care? What ... if ... ?