Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Star Wars fans can rationalize anything. I think Lucas knew this and with the prequels presented his greatest challenge to them. It's his masterpiece in that regard. Thank you George Lucas.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

Since we were on the subject of Darths above, if you play the Star Wars: The Old Republic MMORPG, the major Sith lords you run into during the story are Darth Marr, Darth Baras, Darth Angral, Darth Malgus, Darth Skotia, Darth Jadus, Darth Serevin and Darth Lachris.

Also, Moff Dracen and Moff Kilran.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

darth brooks

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

Darth Scotiabank

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

Darth Marr of the Smith Lords

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

srs question: can gamorreans and ugnaughts crossbreed, asking for a friend

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link

Unless that important question's answer can provide a desperate rationalization for discrepancies in logic or story of the star wars universe, I worry it sadly may have never been addressed.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

srs question

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

I think we need to establish which species is descended from pigs and whether or not they inherited the corkscrew penis gene

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

corkscrew penis gene is a pretty good guy

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

Find just one contradiction in the Star Wars universe and then crossbreed whatever the heck you want.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_explosion

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

p. sure that despite their aged looks, Ugnaughts are the larval stage of Gamorreans

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link

what about the uggsandleggingsnaughts?

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link

Looks like there has been extensive research and testing. Here are the findings:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a5T3QlMO_kQ/UXX6dYcgoCI/AAAAAAAAACg/jWmb7yo7zKI/s1600/Compare+1.png

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

I feel certain that the darkest corners of the internet have already obsessively detailed the many varieties of interspecies trysts within the Star Wars universe. Hot Bantha on AT-AT action and what have you.

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

Aw, I got the save the date too! See you there.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

apparently that's what he looks like in star wars 7

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

time has not treated him well

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

han solo

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

dentures from war wound

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

Darth Marr of the Smith Lords

― Evan, Friday, December 5, 2014 4:14 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm personally hurt & offended that this was ignored.

Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

I chuckled at it, for the record!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 December 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

Darth Algar and the Pain Cave

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 December 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

oh Georgepaws.

piscesx, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

No Gungans, no dice.

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

George is all PEACE OUT NERDS

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link

But when we asked Lucas if he was curious to see what Abrams has done with the new “Star Wars,” Lucas said, “Not really.”

Aw don't be pouty.

Evan, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

that's so fucking lame

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link

dude sold off the whole thing bcz he didn't want to think about Star Wars anymore

Gland Of Horses (sic), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link

ding ding ding

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 04:20 (nine years ago) link

GL donated like 4 billion to charity, he's a good guy

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link

that single comment led me down a rabbit hole of googling billionaire philanthropists and somehow hating them even more. i feel like i've turned to the dark side

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 04:31 (nine years ago) link

if i peaced out from my job i'd be pretty whatever about ppl trying to tell me what the new guy is doing

he's bingewatching his power of myth boxset & eating ho-hos & making ships in bottles

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link

i hope the series is incredibly good so disney's not tempted to george smiley him back into the circus

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 05:11 (nine years ago) link

yep

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link

His ho-ho consumption frequency has never actually changed though

Evan, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 05:34 (nine years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 05:58 (nine years ago) link

and he is stuffing 450 ships into those tiny bottles

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 06:10 (nine years ago) link

omg dying

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 06:15 (nine years ago) link

hahahaha

gr8080, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link

that single comment led me down a rabbit hole of googling billionaire philanthropists and somehow hating them even more. i feel like i've turned to the dark side

What if Darth Vader offset his actions with the occasional grand charitable gesture? What if, despite being an intergalactic asshole, he was pro gay marriage and single payer health care? What ... if ... ?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 13:05 (nine years ago) link

Has it ever really been made clear what the Empire's policies were on anything? Like, they just seem to like putting stormtroopers everywhere. And then when people rebel against stormtroopers being put everywhere, they blow up a planet, I guess.

Pooja Bhatt's erotic thriller Jism 2 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link

people always talk about the blowing up planets but what about the radical welfare reforms?

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

welfare reform doesn't get much more radical than straight-up destroying a planet tbh

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 13:33 (nine years ago) link

http://dailybail.com/storage/bill-clinton-404_683090c.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1285011722646

"Good, good - I can feel your anger!"

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link

UNLIMITED POWAAAAHHHHH

Pooja Bhatt's erotic thriller Jism 2 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link


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