Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Kylo Renney

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

Kylo Riley

Pooja Bhatt's erotic thriller Jism 2 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

I totally had a huge pile of Star Wars bubblegum cards. Back when I was 4, they used to sell bubblegum cards from ice cream trucks. I have, like, a ton of Star Wars, a handful of Battlestar Galactica cards, and maybe four Kiss cards. And somehow I also ended up with Wayne Gretzky's rookie card. I didn't even know they made hockey trading cards.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

oscar isaac as damon dash or smth

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

as an elementary school star wars CCG obsessive who basically sees all star wars media through the lens of the star wars CCG, those cards are alright. but the names are dumb.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

yeah, it's star wars

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)

I've still got a stash of the original cards around in my desk. I mean, why wouldn't I, me being me.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)

I am a tedious fuck for being annoyed that those cards all have the exact same stains/creases, etc

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 12 December 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

They're from an old universe

Pooja Bhatt's erotic thriller Jism 2 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 12 December 2014 00:56 (eleven years ago)

how's yr petard?

Gland Of Horses (sic), Friday, 12 December 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

i meant the pictures u pedant, i know they were in the link

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

clear your cache

Gland Of Horses (sic), Friday, 12 December 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

huh

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

(They've messed with the links, made direct links to the JPEGs show the entire page)

koogs, Friday, 12 December 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

(Ah, I have images off so I see only the links. If I click on them it goes to the page. But if I long click and open in new tab I get the image.)

koogs, Friday, 12 December 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

i dont see any of that on zing

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

petard shmetard

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

"open image in new tab" takes me to collider.com home page

Gland Of Horses (sic), Friday, 12 December 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/star-wars-the-force-awakens-oscar-isaac-poe-dameron.jpg

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/star-wars-the-force-awakens-bb-8.jpg

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/star-wars-the-force-awakens-trading-card-stormtroopers.jpg

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/star-wars-the-force-awakens-trading-card-x-wings.jpg

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/star-wars-the-force-awakens-trading-card-millennium-falcon.jpg

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

can we pedant about other things now

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 05:09 (eleven years ago)

you guys sure ate up that sith.

Has anyone unearthed which of these VII characters are the progeny of the original trio of leads?

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 December 2014 06:27 (eleven years ago)

Some of these names, like "Poe Dameron" or "Finn", sound curiously English, so I think it's time to bring up this question again:

Are the people in the Star Wars movies humans?

Tuomas, Friday, 12 December 2014 09:37 (eleven years ago)

Is there really no other nationality that the name 'Finn' makes you think of?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 December 2014 11:45 (eleven years ago)

HAHA

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 12 December 2014 11:47 (eleven years ago)

lol

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 December 2014 11:49 (eleven years ago)

"Finn" is not a Finnish name. There is an archaic female first name "Suometar", which translates roughly to "Finlandess" (as in "lioness"), but I don't think anyone's been given that name in decades.

Tuomas, Friday, 12 December 2014 11:57 (eleven years ago)

Finn's not an particularly English name either - it is apparently top 10 in Germany - have you tried www.ilxor.de ?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 December 2014 12:15 (eleven years ago)

What's the source for that? I've never met or heard of a German with the first name "Finn"...

Tuomas, Friday, 12 December 2014 12:19 (eleven years ago)

A minute's Googling, and this: http://www.firstnamesgermany.com/

Though it's only fair to point out that I'm really not that invested in this beyond pointing out that Luke (and possibly Ben?) are the only English names in a series known for ridiculous names, AND that this isn't really a reasonable link to your 43rd theory of point-missing.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 12 December 2014 12:34 (eleven years ago)

It's Gaelic isn't it? Finn MacCool!

Frederik B, Friday, 12 December 2014 12:34 (eleven years ago)

pointing out that Luke (and possibly Ben?) are the only English names in a series known for ridiculous names

Also Leia (a variant of Leah), Owen and Lobot.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 12 December 2014 13:03 (eleven years ago)

How many English people know someone called Poe?

Mark G, Friday, 12 December 2014 14:30 (eleven years ago)

http://www.teletubbies.co.uk/en/images/pic-meet-char-po.jpg

how's life, Friday, 12 December 2014 14:35 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z8NP0eI4Og

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 12 December 2014 14:35 (eleven years ago)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/98/48/bc/9848bc0d9c45fafe394262de5fc77279.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 12 December 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)

the internet is vast

Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 12 December 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

I can;t see a single one of VegemiteGrrl's pics; not sure why she bothered, tbh

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 12 December 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

because like you i love frittering away my time on a messageboard

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 December 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

Don't link to Collider.

They posted them here:

http://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-the-force-awakens-digital-trading-cards

Delbert Gravy (kingfish), Sunday, 21 December 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/IJv4XKD.gif

What Is JJ Abrams Doing

, Sunday, 28 December 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

._.

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 December 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

star wars episode iv: a new boak

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 28 December 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

Fake, there is no plumbing in the Star Wars universe

GUARD YOUR EARS!!! ...with Gorman's. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 29 December 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

han spewed first

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 December 2014 08:30 (eleven years ago)


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