Living without cable means I all too often find myself watching Joey on "My Family Recipe Rocks."
Let me tell you how many of the family recipes rock: zero.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
hahaha wait, what
first Coolio, then Kelis, now Joey Fatone
should I be on the lookout for "Meals by Martika" in 2015
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
surely the show would be called Martika's Kitchen??
― Funky as hell even on the lap. (stevie), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
boom
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
"Pot Roast...Thy WILL be done."
that salon article is not really why I dislike Guy Fieri, also misses the point that the other half of cable television food programming is now contest-style stuff, which is where Fieri got his start, iirc
Fieri bellowing about food is part of the end game, the rest is sub-Iron Chef stuff like The Taste (on network tv!) and Chopped, a Food network show I was unhealthily addicted to which seems to have an extremely low budget
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
I received Guy on Fire for Christmas. Can't wait to cook for friends.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 December 2014 04:09 (nine years ago) link
i feel that each poll entry here deserves a matching penis
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 December 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link
Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photohttp://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2015/01/23/guy-fieris-proposed-santa-rosa-winery-gets-totally-rejected/
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 24 January 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
Fieri, however, did not attend the hearing himself. Instead, he was playing with Guy Fieri dolls
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link
this whole thing is amazingly funny
― Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
Is it bad that I misread the URL and was hoping the story was about how he proposed to someone at a winery and got totally rejected
― Simon H., Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link
Fuck, I was really looking forward to Cap'n Guy's Wasabi and Donkey Sauce Chipotle Cream of Cabernet :/
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link
Artisinal sierra mist
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photo
― slam dunk, Sunday, 25 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link
I guess I can't say I've never seen them in the same room together anymore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B83KnoFCQAAOlxK.jpg
― polyphonic, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
put away the donkey sauce before the donkey sauce puts you away
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
Courtroom sketch of Fieri at the trial of the guy who stole his Lamborghini is the best
http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BKtXIa3pmg0JVhyAcx8TlX-fgCo=/89x0:910x616/1200x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38862268/Fieri-Lamborghini-Testimony.0.jpg
(kid got a life sentence too)http://www.eater.com/2014/1/24/6292173/teen-behind-guy-fieri-lambo-heist-sentenced-to-life
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
I feel like the murder attempt is the most important part of that case
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Fieri looks like Judd Nelson in that sketch. Also, I kinda want to make that my Twitter avatar.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link
I could murder an Off-Da-Hook Original Smash Burger right now.
― how's life, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link
someone who decided his life was a real life version of Grand Theft Auto stole Guy Fieri's car
somehow this makes sense
― mh, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/bananalise/status/576119100155523072
― goole, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tGxPkip.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link
Not covered in diarrhea = fake
― Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6kOt8Xk.jpg
:O
― 龜, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 11:50 (nine years ago) link
are those tiles?
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtPo8Sa3NE
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link
oic
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link
That's very weird.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link
i've seen roughage
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link
Guy Fieri is currently filming at a place two blocks away from a friend's house in Minneapolis, she is ignoring my pleas on facebook to dress her blonde 4 year old like him and go for a photo op. This image did nothing to change her mind:https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/17/b8/4a/17b84ae991350450aeb83fbfddbc6a8a.jpg
― joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link
a friend saw his car in front of a restaurant in Fort Collins, Colorado, and I offered her $20 to poop in it
― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
wait where is he filming in mpls?
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link
Northbound Smokehouse on 38th
― joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Guy Fieri's Colorado Smokin' Poop Cars - $20
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link
That photo is insane. Guy is your Overlord.
― calstars, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link
Rip northbound
― dan m, Saturday, 16 May 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link
there's an ok-not-great place in new orleans called katie's that was on the fieri show a couple years ago, now on the menu there are little icons next to guy-approved dishes
― adam, Saturday, 16 May 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4eliTtX.jpg
― dan m, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gtcBPmG.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link
that pic is going to give me nightmares, thx dyao!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
the picture that launched a thousand Guy/Guy slashfics
― DJP, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link
mutual water lapping
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link
hot, sweaty donkey sauce swap imminent
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link
get in on the ground floor: guy fieri is gonna be cool. soon.
http://www.rookiemag.com/2015/06/sunday-comic-an-ode-to-guy-fieri/
https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/604429273835913218
― goole, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link
oh dear god no
― DJP, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link
Just one more wedge driven between me and the cool kids.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link
I think I've met that Luke dude before? If so, next time I see him I am just going to shake my head disapprovingly at him and, if he asks why, say "you know why"
― DJP, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link