worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

hahaha wait, what

first Coolio, then Kelis, now Joey Fatone

should I be on the lookout for "Meals by Martika" in 2015

surely the show would be called Martika's Kitchen??

boom

"Pot Roast...Thy WILL be done."

that salon article is not really why I dislike Guy Fieri, also misses the point that the other half of cable television food programming is now contest-style stuff, which is where Fieri got his start, iirc

Fieri bellowing about food is part of the end game, the rest is sub-Iron Chef stuff like The Taste (on network tv!) and Chopped, a Food network show I was unhealthily addicted to which seems to have an extremely low budget

I received Guy on Fire for Christmas. Can't wait to cook for friends.

i feel that each poll entry here deserves a matching penis

Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photo
http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2015/01/23/guy-fieris-proposed-santa-rosa-winery-gets-totally-rejected/

Fieri, however, did not attend the hearing himself. Instead, he was playing with Guy Fieri dolls

this whole thing is amazingly funny

Is it bad that I misread the URL and was hoping the story was about how he proposed to someone at a winery and got totally rejected

Fuck, I was really looking forward to Cap'n Guy's Wasabi and Donkey Sauce Chipotle Cream of Cabernet :/

Artisinal sierra mist

Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photo

I guess I can't say I've never seen them in the same room together anymore

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B83KnoFCQAAOlxK.jpg

put away the donkey sauce before the donkey sauce puts you away

Courtroom sketch of Fieri at the trial of the guy who stole his Lamborghini is the best

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BKtXIa3pmg0JVhyAcx8TlX-fgCo=/89x0:910x616/1200x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38862268/Fieri-Lamborghini-Testimony.0.jpg

(kid got a life sentence too)
http://www.eater.com/2014/1/24/6292173/teen-behind-guy-fieri-lambo-heist-sentenced-to-life

I feel like the murder attempt is the most important part of that case

Fieri looks like Judd Nelson in that sketch. Also, I kinda want to make that my Twitter avatar.

I could murder an Off-Da-Hook Original Smash Burger right now.

someone who decided his life was a real life version of Grand Theft Auto stole Guy Fieri's car

somehow this makes sense

https://twitter.com/bananalise/status/576119100155523072

http://i.imgur.com/tGxPkip.jpg

Not covered in diarrhea = fake

http://i.imgur.com/6kOt8Xk.jpg

:O

are those tiles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtPo8Sa3NE

oic

That's very weird.

i've seen roughage

Guy Fieri is currently filming at a place two blocks away from a friend's house in Minneapolis, she is ignoring my pleas on facebook to dress her blonde 4 year old like him and go for a photo op. This image did nothing to change her mind:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/17/b8/4a/17b84ae991350450aeb83fbfddbc6a8a.jpg

a friend saw his car in front of a restaurant in Fort Collins, Colorado, and I offered her $20 to poop in it

wait where is he filming in mpls?

Northbound Smokehouse on 38th

Guy Fieri's Colorado Smokin' Poop Cars - $20

That photo is insane. Guy is your Overlord.

Rip northbound

there's an ok-not-great place in new orleans called katie's that was on the fieri show a couple years ago, now on the menu there are little icons next to guy-approved dishes

http://i.imgur.com/4eliTtX.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gtcBPmG.jpg

that pic is going to give me nightmares, thx dyao!

the picture that launched a thousand Guy/Guy slashfics

mutual water lapping

hot, sweaty donkey sauce swap imminent

get in on the ground floor: guy fieri is gonna be cool. soon.

http://www.rookiemag.com/2015/06/sunday-comic-an-ode-to-guy-fieri/

https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/604429273835913218

oh dear god no

Just one more wedge driven between me and the cool kids.

I think I've met that Luke dude before? If so, next time I see him I am just going to shake my head disapprovingly at him and, if he asks why, say "you know why"

lol

Osama Bin Laden gets made fun of a lot, but he's actually a really inspirational guy!
He may seem like a weird person to look up to, but he's actually pretty cool.
1) He's passionate about what he does, and he doesn't feel bad about showing it!
2) He sticks with his fashion choices & doesn't care what people think of him.
3) He's got a lot of charisma.
4) He sticks by what he believes in & helps out his community.