Is it bad that I misread the URL and was hoping the story was about how he proposed to someone at a winery and got totally rejected
― Simon H., Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link
Fuck, I was really looking forward to Cap'n Guy's Wasabi and Donkey Sauce Chipotle Cream of Cabernet :/
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link
Artisinal sierra mist
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photo
― slam dunk, Sunday, 25 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link
I guess I can't say I've never seen them in the same room together anymore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B83KnoFCQAAOlxK.jpg
― polyphonic, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
put away the donkey sauce before the donkey sauce puts you away
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
Courtroom sketch of Fieri at the trial of the guy who stole his Lamborghini is the best
http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BKtXIa3pmg0JVhyAcx8TlX-fgCo=/89x0:910x616/1200x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38862268/Fieri-Lamborghini-Testimony.0.jpg
(kid got a life sentence too)http://www.eater.com/2014/1/24/6292173/teen-behind-guy-fieri-lambo-heist-sentenced-to-life
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
I feel like the murder attempt is the most important part of that case
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Fieri looks like Judd Nelson in that sketch. Also, I kinda want to make that my Twitter avatar.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link
I could murder an Off-Da-Hook Original Smash Burger right now.
― how's life, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link
someone who decided his life was a real life version of Grand Theft Auto stole Guy Fieri's car
somehow this makes sense
― mh, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/bananalise/status/576119100155523072
― goole, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tGxPkip.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link
Not covered in diarrhea = fake
― Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6kOt8Xk.jpg
:O
― 龜, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 11:50 (nine years ago) link
are those tiles?
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtPo8Sa3NE
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link
oic
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link
That's very weird.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link
i've seen roughage
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link
Guy Fieri is currently filming at a place two blocks away from a friend's house in Minneapolis, she is ignoring my pleas on facebook to dress her blonde 4 year old like him and go for a photo op. This image did nothing to change her mind:https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/17/b8/4a/17b84ae991350450aeb83fbfddbc6a8a.jpg
― joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link
a friend saw his car in front of a restaurant in Fort Collins, Colorado, and I offered her $20 to poop in it
― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
wait where is he filming in mpls?
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link
Northbound Smokehouse on 38th
― joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Guy Fieri's Colorado Smokin' Poop Cars - $20
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link
That photo is insane. Guy is your Overlord.
― calstars, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link
Rip northbound
― dan m, Saturday, 16 May 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link
there's an ok-not-great place in new orleans called katie's that was on the fieri show a couple years ago, now on the menu there are little icons next to guy-approved dishes
― adam, Saturday, 16 May 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4eliTtX.jpg
― dan m, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gtcBPmG.jpg
― 龜, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link
that pic is going to give me nightmares, thx dyao!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
the picture that launched a thousand Guy/Guy slashfics
― DJP, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link
mutual water lapping
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link
hot, sweaty donkey sauce swap imminent
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link
get in on the ground floor: guy fieri is gonna be cool. soon.
http://www.rookiemag.com/2015/06/sunday-comic-an-ode-to-guy-fieri/
https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/604429273835913218
― goole, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link
oh dear god no
― DJP, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link
Just one more wedge driven between me and the cool kids.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link
I think I've met that Luke dude before? If so, next time I see him I am just going to shake my head disapprovingly at him and, if he asks why, say "you know why"
― DJP, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link
Osama Bin Laden gets made fun of a lot, but he's actually a really inspirational guy!He may seem like a weird person to look up to, but he's actually pretty cool.1) He's passionate about what he does, and he doesn't feel bad about showing it!2) He sticks with his fashion choices & doesn't care what people think of him.3) He's got a lot of charisma.4) He sticks by what he believes in & helps out his community.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link
You can plug literally any person into that framework and it makes sense.
take it up with tavi, buddy, i'm not driving this train
― goole, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link
this guy FIERI, this 47-year-old-or-so cooking man who is so funny!
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link
― goole, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link
"If your eyes were open to all the beauty in the world, you too would be overwhelmed with joy"
https://vine.co/v/eAwgO6mtWDP
― Plasmon, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link
just noticed that the pic on guy's wikipage is him with a painful-looking sunglasses tan at fuckin guantanamo
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Guy_Fieri_at_Guantanamo_2.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 13 June 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
every picture of a celeb on wikipedia is fucked up
― Cory Sklar, Saturday, 13 June 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link
burrito-sized sushi
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/files/2015/10/IMG_4886.jpg
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link
i wondered why it was missing bb
bbq sauce, but somehow guy fieri is not involved with this
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link