worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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I guess I can't say I've never seen them in the same room together anymore

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B83KnoFCQAAOlxK.jpg

polyphonic, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link

put away the donkey sauce before the donkey sauce puts you away

I feel like the murder attempt is the most important part of that case

"Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

Fieri looks like Judd Nelson in that sketch. Also, I kinda want to make that my Twitter avatar.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

I could murder an Off-Da-Hook Original Smash Burger right now.

how's life, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

someone who decided his life was a real life version of Grand Theft Auto stole Guy Fieri's car

somehow this makes sense

mh, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/bananalise/status/576119100155523072

goole, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/tGxPkip.jpg

, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

Not covered in diarrhea = fake

Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/6kOt8Xk.jpg

:O

, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 11:50 (nine years ago) link

are those tiles?

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

oic

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

That's very weird.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

i've seen roughage

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Guy Fieri is currently filming at a place two blocks away from a friend's house in Minneapolis, she is ignoring my pleas on facebook to dress her blonde 4 year old like him and go for a photo op. This image did nothing to change her mind:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/17/b8/4a/17b84ae991350450aeb83fbfddbc6a8a.jpg

joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

a friend saw his car in front of a restaurant in Fort Collins, Colorado, and I offered her $20 to poop in it

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

wait where is he filming in mpls?

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Northbound Smokehouse on 38th

joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

Guy Fieri's Colorado Smokin' Poop Cars - $20

That photo is insane. Guy is your Overlord.

calstars, Friday, 15 May 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

Rip northbound

dan m, Saturday, 16 May 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

there's an ok-not-great place in new orleans called katie's that was on the fieri show a couple years ago, now on the menu there are little icons next to guy-approved dishes

adam, Saturday, 16 May 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4eliTtX.jpg

dan m, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gtcBPmG.jpg

, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

that pic is going to give me nightmares, thx dyao!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

the picture that launched a thousand Guy/Guy slashfics

DJP, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

mutual water lapping

zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

hot, sweaty donkey sauce swap imminent

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 10:12 (nine years ago) link

get in on the ground floor: guy fieri is gonna be cool. soon.

http://www.rookiemag.com/2015/06/sunday-comic-an-ode-to-guy-fieri/

https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/604429273835913218

goole, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

oh dear god no

DJP, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

Just one more wedge driven between me and the cool kids.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:46 (nine years ago) link

I think I've met that Luke dude before? If so, next time I see him I am just going to shake my head disapprovingly at him and, if he asks why, say "you know why"

DJP, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

Osama Bin Laden gets made fun of a lot, but he's actually a really inspirational guy!
He may seem like a weird person to look up to, but he's actually pretty cool.
1) He's passionate about what he does, and he doesn't feel bad about showing it!
2) He sticks with his fashion choices & doesn't care what people think of him.
3) He's got a lot of charisma.
4) He sticks by what he believes in & helps out his community.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

You can plug literally any person into that framework and it makes sense.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

take it up with tavi, buddy, i'm not driving this train

goole, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

this guy FIERI, this 47-year-old-or-so cooking man who is so funny!

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

lol

goole, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

"If your eyes were open to all the beauty in the world, you too would be overwhelmed with joy"

https://vine.co/v/eAwgO6mtWDP

Plasmon, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

just noticed that the pic on guy's wikipage is him with a painful-looking sunglasses tan at fuckin guantanamo

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Guy_Fieri_at_Guantanamo_2.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 13 June 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

every picture of a celeb on wikipedia is fucked up

Cory Sklar, Saturday, 13 June 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

i wondered why it was missing bb

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

bbq sauce, but somehow guy fieri is not involved with this

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

honestly I would totally eat that sushi monstrosity

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

basically temaki, no?

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link

I bet the pickled sweet potatoes I made would be good in a catfish roll. oh god i'm starting to think like guy

Exit, pursued by Yogi Berra (WilliamC), Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link

Pickled sweet potatoes sounds good.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link


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