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dude on right is all "how did my life come to this?"

that's what you get when you sign up for medical school, buddy.

Plasmon, Monday, 23 February 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

love that this got bumped just as Andrew returned to ILX

bojaxhiu mother derive (imago), Monday, 23 February 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/I9obR6r.jpg

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"To me."
"To you."

Xpost

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Sunday, 15 March 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link

xp "I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't. Because your dick is in my arse."

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 15 March 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBC8ElbWEAAFsVF.jpg:large

Matt DC, Monday, 13 April 2015 11:08 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Who's the guy with the panda? I feel like I recognise him but can't place him?

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 28 May 2015 08:32 (nine years ago) link

can I still be ~a feminist~ and enjoy Up The Arse Corner?

Hljómsveitt say yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

Sanpaku, Thursday, 28 May 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

I can't believe Ned would rather show off to his facebook friends than put this here where it belongs...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGR0Cw-XIAAnZV0.jpg

écorché (S-), Monday, 1 June 2015 06:38 (nine years ago) link

I can't believe Ned would rather show off to his facebook friends than put this here where it belongs...

🗻

ha ha. i stared at that in wonderment for a full five minutes when he posted it.

Fizzles, Monday, 1 June 2015 06:44 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5757/20531291535_7823765dc9_z.jpgSpecial Delivery by Lucy, on Flickr

Madchen, Friday, 14 August 2015 10:20 (nine years ago) link

that alf thompson, what is he like?

feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 14 August 2015 10:41 (nine years ago) link

Perfect.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 14 August 2015 11:05 (nine years ago) link

hahaaaaaaa fantastic!

JimD, Friday, 14 August 2015 11:15 (nine years ago) link

this is from PETA website, so don't accuse me of promoting animal cruelty
http://www.peta.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Pig-Wrestling-Close-up.jpg

xelab, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

Hulk smash

a poetic ODE to FORNICATION (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 17 August 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

x-posted from the "horrible album titles" thread with all due apologies.

http://www.israbox.com/uploads/posts/2012-12/1354868969_cover-640x480.jpg

Neil S, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:10 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...
three months pass...

I remember reading the NME interview that photo belongs to in about '89 or something, I was still doing a paper-round at the time so it was way back. It was quite entertaining at the time, especially where MES was ripping Nick Cave's "pretentious artiste" type comments.

calzino, Saturday, 5 March 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

There's nothing new in Acid House for me, pal. I've been using that process for years. Bloody years. It might be new for you but don't assume it's new for anyone else, because you're fucking wrong, pal.

calzino, Saturday, 5 March 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link

More than a touch of the Madeley about Mark E Smith in that photo.

trishyb, Sunday, 6 March 2016 13:08 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Zhqe5Ys.jpg

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 14:15 (eight years ago) link

I remember thinking that the "Jesus helping" genre of paintings seemed like a ripe area of exploration for this thread, and lo:

http://www.divinemercy333.net/Jesus167_helping_person.gif

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 14:22 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpSBEtGVYAA7D7q.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 August 2016 20:18 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...
three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Iro3MnL.jpg

Sharia Laws and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:34 (eight years ago) link

the young Ernie Hudson/old Ernie Hudson one is fantastic, it should be a Chuck Tingle book, along the lines of

https://i.imgur.com/38pNViPh.jpg

soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:10 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu9niGTWgAEAwVx.jpg

Neil S, Monday, 17 October 2016 10:28 (eight years ago) link

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/H60AAOSwHaBWie~j/s-l1600.jpg

Fizzles, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
Really?
What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
I get to keep this 100 dollars if
I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
Really? Step aside.

Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

(sax solo)

[CHORUS]

Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!

[CHORUS]

Put a speaker in your butt
I say put a speaker in your butt

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

Eddie Murphy: Boogie In Your Butt (all rights reserved)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f27vG-Ja_0Y

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:58 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/I9obR6r.jpg

― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 27 February 2015 13:42 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this turned out to be 100% accurate

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 28 October 2016 04:33 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...
two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8QyK_rWAAEb8EP.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 31 March 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

that should be painted on a cathedral ceiling somewhere, really

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link

perfection

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

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