start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

Step 1: Buy the entire bushel of cilantro that comes wire twistie-tied together.

Step 2: Put all the cilantro in the garbage, tie bag, remove from house immediately.

give all cilantro to mh, keep it away from in orbit

use all the cilantro, ignore the instructions

This just made me think of a burrito containing nothing but cilantro, like a Vietnamese spring roll except a burrito and hold the lettuce, noodles, meat, and sprouts and sub cilantro. Now I am sad and disgusted.

that might be almost too much cilantro, unless it's a thick tortilla.

Since I got anosmia in 2010 I haven't been able to taste cilantro :(
My sense of smell has come back partially (with major "perversions") but cilantro still doesn't taste like delicious soap.

I created a massive list of UK-US English translations for a work thing - possibly the most comprehensive list that exists anywhere - and the last-discovered major omission was cilantro.

So it's something you can't share? Or can you? I love that kind of thing.

My iPhone's autocorrect has learned the following bad spellings that drive me crazy

yiu
Coukd (always capitalized)
tye (the)
wilk

And it insists on changing "co" as in "co-authored" to "℅."

And this post reinforced all of those spellings :(

Lol at c/o

Shoukd make it easier for yiu to shop for wilk tho

i hate ios8's autocorrect. at least i think that's when it got worse. went through so many autocorrected Hash, Hag, Hear just to type Yeah to my supervisor the other day.

Wondering what the story is on the disappearance of instant fairtrade coffee from the shelves of the local LIDL. Been gone for the last couple of weeks and now its shelf space has been taken up. So looks like it isn't about to reappear.
Been relying on that place for my coffee needs for the last couple of years so hope it isn't permanent.
Hoping it isn't an intentional policy thing. Cos I liked the fact you could get Fairtrade coffee. Also hoping i haven't been hoodwinked into thinking something that wasn't actually fairtrade was.

Now wondering if you can get a cafetiere that does less than 8 cups of coffee at a time. I haven't really used one before so don't know what a minimum amount you can make in one would be. & I only really drink one cup at a time and live alone.

They do still do fairtrade non-instant in the place.

pfeh, i get that restaurants need to make money, but i am IA at being guilt-tripped when i don't order a lot of food. i just ordered a club sandwich from room service and the guy was like "are you sure you don't want anything else? something to drink?" and you could visualize him mentally sighing even though it wasn't audible. i didn't even want a whole sandwich, but i would have felt self-conscious just asking for a starter. the sandwich arrived and it's HUGE and comes with fries. i couldn't even eat half of it, and there's no mini-fridge in the room so i can't save the rest for breakfast. i should have just had one of the protein bars i brought with me. now i'm IA at myself for not doing that.

it bothers me that the transportation department in my state regularly refers to the "MS River" on Twitter.

"MS" is a postal abbreviation for the state's name. You would never refer to the first president as George WA.

Of course. it's George IA

multiple sclerosis river

Ms. River

george iowa?

I get annoyed when people use old-fashioned abbreviations for states! Particularly on pieces of mail but anywhere else too.

I tell you what, no one thought I was from Arizona back when we used Ark.

People who say "karma, bitch!"

HSB your associates are horrible quote machines

Was actually my pastor that said it ;_;

your religion is subservient to Breaking Bad scripts

My phone autocorrects ill to "I'll" all the time and drives me bonkers.
Perhaps I should stop having such an affect of saying "ill" instead of "sick", i unno.

if i type "he's" on my phone it tries to auto-correct to "hens".
only if i type "hes" does it default to "he's"

stop penalising me for correct punctuation, dickwad phone!

Websites, billboards and advertising that use outdated versions of the city's skyline.

My own company even just did this recently on a magazine cover, somehow catching the magic week the Met Building was getting turned into Simmons.

http://i.imgur.com/dRjfNBp.jpg

When you click on a picture to enlarge and it opens a picture exactly the same size. MOTHERFUCKINGGKJKLSDFJKLSDF

^ THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

• Click on a picture to enlarge, stays the same size.

• Click on a picture to enlarge, lightbox screen opens up, obscuring half of picture.

• Right-click on a pic to view separately, somehow automatically downloads to your hard drive.

daylight time, goddammit

― mookieproof, Thursday, June 27, 2013 8:18 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no one is even forcing you to specify, we will understand if you just put CT.

Cereal packaging.

In particular:
-cereal boxes that don't have the name on the side so if you have three different Kellogg's cereals they all look the fucking same
-cereal boxes that don't have that little flap you push down to keep the top closed
-cereal boxes with the tops glued so tightly that you rip that little flap thing and can't close the box
-plastic inner bags that rip downwards when you try to open them so you can't pour your cereal without half of it ending up loose outside the bag in the bottom of the box
-stupidly sized boxes that don't fit in any standard kitchen cupboard or shelf
-every single fucking thing about weetabix packaging

I've let this shit build up too long. Fuck cereal.

Solution: clear plastic tubs, toss packaging.

lately i've been irrationally angry when reading articles about the videogame bloodborne where the writer calls the fictional location in which the game takes place 'yarnham' instead of the correct 'yharnam'.

it's particularly annoying to me because you see the correct spelling many, many times on-screen when playing. pay closer attention ffs!

websites that list the full name of US states in a selector, but the list is alphabetized by the state's abbreviation
conversely, websites that list the abbreviations of US states but alphabetize the list by the state's full name, leading to this:

ID
IL
IN
IA

That's horrible.

Never noticed that myself, though. It's tough living at the top.

http://i.imgur.com/Rahc91b.gif

I think Iowa is the only state screwed over by that convention, although Alabama/Alaska comes close

Well, it should, right?

Alabama
Alaska

AK
AL

Maine----------ME
Maryland-------MD
Massachusetts--MA
Michigan-------MI
Minnesota------MN
Mississippi-----MS
Missouri-------MO
Montana-------MT

MA
MD
ME
MI
MN
MO
MS
MT

What's gabbneb's new name, he could add to this.

ah, yes, I had a moment of cognitive uselessness

I appreciate your analysis of this issue

But again, these two-letter abbreviations have been with us for awhile. Not sure why it's so hard for people to wrap their head around Nebraska being NE and Nevada being NV.

This was weird: When I was in Australia in December, my mother-in-law introduced a friend of hers who was in the shipping business. Oh, he said, he ships things all around the world! Arkansas! He knows all about it! All over the South.

Kind of a nervous fellow, and as he was leaving, he mentioned how he'll keep an eye out for our name next time he sees a shipping tag for Arizona. It wasn't until ten minutes after he left that I realized, man, he must really be in the shipping business. I doubt any other Australians would get those two states confused.

I hate when they ask you for your name for an order...then when they call out the food they just shout out the order instead.

get seven people who ordered the same shit all thinking it's theirs

Wondering why if I'm on what is supposedly the best bus service in town, 2 scheduled buses don't turn up, while I pass one with my service's number returning to the bus garage just before the first of those scheduled times.
Also why they choose to do this at the height of rush hour on a really wet day.

Clarification there, what I don't understand is why there's a bus returning to the bus station instead of not appearing because it's stuck somewhere on the route. As in you expect a non appearance to be because of the latter not the former. Roads can be at an apparent utter standstill for the hour or whatever of the rush hour. I think they do move intermittently.

In fact after having to wait for the bus we then got stuck in traffic for ages once it had started heading towards my destination.

The amount of packages the other two floors of this building get, that **I sign for** is starting to seem kind of nuts. I'm glad someone is here for them, and I recognize the problem of trying to ever get deliveries during the day, but these people don't even CHECK to see if we're going to be here, they just have things shipped and don't seem to make any effort to be home for them?

Like, if I get an email note that there's a UPS package coming, I know to be at the door by 7.15pm! What do they think is going to happen?? I should let their stuff be returned to a warehouse in the far reaches of Queens and see if they get more attentive.

One of them has afaict never once put her apartment number on the address so they ring all 3 bells every single time. And she's never, ever here.

There's an old warehouse converter to lux loft-style condo living that I considered renting a unit in a number of years back (and probably should have, I would have been right next to the inexpensive bar/restaurants) that has a FRONT DESK that is staffed during the day. It'd be awesome to have someone to sign for yr packages as part of your home.

So, long-standing local grocery chain Dahl's made some bad business decisions and, post-bankruptcy, have been bought by the Price Chopper chain. Or whoever owns that chain, among others, and they decided to humiliate Dahl's by renaming them Price Chopper.

So that sucks. But, on the bright side, Dahl's on Beaver Avenue, long known as BeaverDahl's, is now BEAVER CHOPPER

the price chopper chain based in schenectady, new york?