Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers

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I would have, but I didn't want to start a barn-y...

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Friday, 3 April 2015 11:47 (ten years ago)

i meant wrestling villain deems

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 April 2015 11:47 (ten years ago)

I mean, people were getting their heads in a twist enough as it is.

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Friday, 3 April 2015 11:47 (ten years ago)

I'd keep my eyes wide open on that guy though.

pplains, Friday, 3 April 2015 13:27 (ten years ago)

People at work sometimes leave stuff in the break room to be taken by others (mugs, books, etc). Someone left this:

and I thought it was stupid and funny so I took it and put it on a shelf at my desk. A few days later I get called into someone's office and told that someone complained about it. I asked what the nature of the complaint was and was told that the person just said it "made them uncomfortable" seeing the words "ashes of ex husbands" and when I asked if they said why, I was told "they didn't say and I didn't want to push it"

What the fuck?

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 April 2015 14:12 (ten years ago)

Wait this is the thing

http://i.imgur.com/k2ESlOKh.jpg

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 April 2015 14:13 (ten years ago)

kinda can't tell if I should be offended or not but it kinda makes me a bit uncomf that they were like "we didn't ask because we didn't want our suspicions of homophobia were correct so we're making this about you"

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 April 2015 14:20 (ten years ago)

yeah that is shitty

either
a) articulate what the "problem" actually is

or

b) there is no "problem"

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 April 2015 14:55 (ten years ago)

You should replace it with this one:

http://i.imgur.com/MNv2vsT.gif

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 April 2015 17:23 (ten years ago)

How does homophobia play into it? Probably reminds people of their harrowing divorce and desire to murder their ex husband. Aka acts as a trigger in the modern parlance

badg, Sunday, 5 April 2015 17:33 (ten years ago)

is it not likely someone whose partner or ex has died or something?

kinder, Sunday, 5 April 2015 20:53 (ten years ago)

V unlikely, I am p sure it was this one busybody ornery asshole who complains loudly about EVERYTHING all of the time, I obv could be wrong but I highly doubt any of the 5 or 6 ppl who even work in the part of the office that could even see it have ex husbands (only one of them could have or have had a husband and I know that she is single and am p sure she never married and wouldn't be offended by it)

But idk

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 April 2015 21:51 (ten years ago)

V unlikely, I am p sure it was this one busybody ornery asshole who complains loudly about EVERYTHING all of the time, I obv could be wrong but I highly doubt any of the 5 or 6 ppl who even work in the part of the office that could even see it have ex husbands (only one of them could have or have had a husband and I know that she is single and am p sure she never married and wouldn't be offended by it)

But idk

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 April 2015 21:51 (ten years ago)

The fact that they wouldn't give you a reason, when "One of your coworkers lost a spouse and found this item to be upsetting" is such an understandable and easy thing to say, suggests to me that a dead ex is not the issue here.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 5 April 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)

carbon allergy

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 April 2015 21:54 (ten years ago)

xpost carl otm

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 April 2015 21:55 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

ffs stop laughing, what's so fucking funny, you fucking annoying cow!!!!!!!!!

Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Monday, 27 April 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)

seems we've moved on from 'a big ask' to 'a high lift'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 April 2015 14:45 (ten years ago)

I know this is a broad river to ford but

Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 14:52 (ten years ago)

my coworker is sleeping w/ my friend (who I am also sleeping w/) and it's annoying me.

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 22:34 (ten years ago)

never let those worlds collide

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)

Don't shit where you eat, my friend.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:34 (ten years ago)

His coworker is shitting where Stevie shits but they both eat at a separate table iiuc

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:05 (ten years ago)

i can't help it! me + friend met totally separately from coworker + friend! what do i do??

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:15 (ten years ago)

double down & start sleeping with coworker

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:16 (ten years ago)

tbh that almost happened 4 or so years ago, long before we were coworkers

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 01:25 (ten years ago)

double down & start sleeping with coworker

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, April 29, 2015 1:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL why not?

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 02:46 (ten years ago)

I've considered trying to make it happen but tbh I want to sleep w/ coworker's bf much more.

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 12:30 (ten years ago)

Maybe the 4 of us could all watch a movie sometime?

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 12:30 (ten years ago)

I had my job orientation last week in the office of a HR manager who had that urn on a shelf reading "Ashes of Problem Employees" so....

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 12:33 (ten years ago)

In my 20s I worked for a very small family business owned by a real bozo (I don't want to armchair diagnose but she had some kind of narcissistic/borderline personality/total inability to relate to other humans in a way that was healthy or comfortable issue). Her really cute brother worked there, too, so I decided to make my life interesting by secretly dating him (he was also still married, although separated, to his second wife, and he lived in an apartment over the bozo's house, and I drove a Cutlass Supreme with flames painted on it so I had to like, park blocks away and sneak over) (he was also an ex-military muscle car dude who dressed like a greaser, so the whole thing had an air of novelty dating around it anyway). The relationship was never going to last, but he was a nice guy and in hindsight it was pretty fun. Also I quit that job by making two lists - one was all of the bozo's professional shortcomings, and one was all of her personal shortcomings, and literally pulling them out of my pocket and reading the professional items to the bozo herself (I never made it to the personal ones), in front of four other employees, which was wildly unprofessional but extremely satisfying. The brother and I broke up pretty amicably after a little less than a year of casual dating when we both realized we were uninterested in getting more serious (he's now on his third or fourth wife, third kid, and seems really happy).

Anyway, my point is that complicating your work situation by dating more of your coworkers is probably a terrible idea but that one time I did it, it turned out to be pretty fun.

xp LOL oh no. Stevie, you need to send IO your "ashes of ex husbands" jar, stat.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 12:44 (ten years ago)

Every time I thought that story couldn't get any better, it proved me so wrong.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 12:52 (ten years ago)

That resignation remains a real high point in my life. It's the kind of thing you can seriously only do in your early 20s when you can't imagine any of your actions actually having any consequences (to be fair to my younger self, those actions did not have any consequences of note beyond feeling great and giving me a good resignation story) so you're willing to just be a total asshole to your boss.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 12:55 (ten years ago)

I drove a Cutlass Supreme with flames painted on it

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 12:57 (ten years ago)

https://farm1.staticflickr.com/45/145653126_c25272310f_o.jpg

Unfortunately that's the only picture I have of it.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 13:09 (ten years ago)

Had no idea Carl was actually a character from a Peter Bagge comic.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 13:22 (ten years ago)

"His stories often use black humor and exaggerated cartooning to dramatize the reduced expectations of middle-class American youth."

Yeah, okay.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 13:23 (ten years ago)

That story should be in the "Lol Twenties" hall of fame

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)

xxxpost "unfortunately"?! omg so rad

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)

awes

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 17:03 (ten years ago)

glad this thread has returned to form.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:53 (ten years ago)

What was boss's response???

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 30 April 2015 01:06 (ten years ago)

My boss's response? She cried! I made my terrible boss cry! There was also yelling.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 30 April 2015 01:55 (ten years ago)

Carl's story is fantastic!

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:08 (ten years ago)

omg you made her cry

there's no better ending for that story

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 April 2015 06:25 (ten years ago)

can we give you some kind of parade? I feel like you need a parade

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 April 2015 06:25 (ten years ago)

after just having had a very tiresome chat with a co-worker (but... but... but... yes i know but...), that story has completely cheered me up.

Fizzles, Thursday, 30 April 2015 06:54 (ten years ago)

that is such a good story.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2015 07:34 (ten years ago)

I was shocked about the crying. I expected anger, indignation, quiet seething rage but when she just burst into tears I was definitely taken aback. But then I rallied and continued reading the items on my list.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:28 (ten years ago)


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