Star Wars 7 shit talk

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After the collapse of the Trade Federation and the heavy fascism of the Galactic Empire, I can imagine only oligarchs have access to advanced technology and everyone else is fighting over scraps.

mh, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link

A coupla shots looked straight out of KotOR so I'm happy.

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

Color of Money is pretty great, though admittedly I've never seen the movie it's a sequel to.

no, and it figures.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

oh man i hope the plot of this movie revolves around our heroes' efforts to rebuild the shattered Trade Federation, root out graft, and restore consistent inspection standards for interstellar produce shipments

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link

most definitely

also a side-quest where they have to seek out an old robot factory to repair R2-D2's rocket thrusters

mh, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

C3PO's skills with etiquette and protocol finally prove mightier than the Force, as it all comes down to an all-nighter negotiation over the future of spaceship part surpluses and the efforts of one Rebel faction to exploit Dagobah's abundant petroleum reserves.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

Star Wars: Episode VIII: Tales of Fraud and Malfeasance in Stormtrooper Hiring Practices

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

man how great would it be if ford/hamill/fisher/chewie are only in the movie for like 20 minutes before the ship they're on gets blown up by the new big bad guy

slam dunk, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

nothing about this is going to be great

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link

Color of Money /is pretty great, though admittedly I've never seen the movie it's a sequel to./

no, and it figures.

I've seen both and color of money is better and great. People got mad about a great director filming billiard balls and didn't give it the chance it deserved.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

Tron Legacy is straight garbage, at least the original was inventive and cutely humourous.

Music was good. Cool motorcycle.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link

hoping just chewie dies and then the rest all yell "CHEWIE!" in unison at the explosion

da croupier, Thursday, 16 April 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

then han notes that shit just got real

da croupier, Thursday, 16 April 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

New trailer is fine. We get that it's vader's helmet though, JJ

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 16 April 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

Watching that Celebration thing. I love the new cast, I'm pretty excited to see what they do. Also LOL @ Carrie Fischer she is always hilarious.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 April 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

They had the real soccer ball droid come out on stage it is pretty amazing feat of engineering. How does it work? Magnets?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 April 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

dead star destroyer half buried in the desert was quite something. i hope that kind of thing is a pervasive backdrop throughout.

head clowning instructor (art), Friday, 17 April 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

Doing a death star 2 run through the engines of a ruined capital ship >>>>>>>>>>>

, Friday, 17 April 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

龜 can we meet somewhere to watch this when it comes out? I feel our shared SW knowledge and love would enhance the experience

mh, Friday, 17 April 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

Sure but I don't got no credits

, Friday, 17 April 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

I waited to watch the trailer bcz I didnt want to just peer at it on my phone

mr veg had it cued up on the big tv when i got home <3

fuck this was so rad, like more than i was hoping

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

ruined star destroyer on some ozymandias shit, so great

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

can imagine people capitalizing on the ruins of the war, living in and salvaging shit from starships crashed on to their planets

mh, Friday, 17 April 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

FLYING YR MILLENNIUM FALCON THROUGH RUINED SHIPS

omg

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 April 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

Oh you mean there's gonna be new jawas xp

, Friday, 17 April 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

I've seen both and color of money is better and great. People got mad about a great director filming billiard balls and didn't give it the chance it deserved.
--Matt Armstrong

Wtf. People didn't like it because it was mediocre sequel to a great film and it was before Scorcese turned to garbage. Filming billiard balls had dick to do with it. Next some moron will rep for Sting II.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 17 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

utinni!
xp

mh, Friday, 17 April 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

How does it work? Magnets?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/050/566/abrams.jpg

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Friday, 17 April 2015 10:02 (nine years ago) link

nothing about this is going to be great

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 April 2015 22:56 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha keep fighting the fight, man.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 17 April 2015 10:14 (nine years ago) link

So how many teasers and trailers will be released before the main film? Will they leave anything left to surprise us? That's my concern anyway

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 17 April 2015 12:41 (nine years ago) link

that shiny (chrome?) stormtrooper in the cape looked way cool.

circa1916, Friday, 17 April 2015 13:16 (nine years ago) link

Will they leave anything left to surprise us?

If you haven't seen Carrie Fisher's work (done) in Maps to the Stars, I would say YES.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 April 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link

Mashable thinks it may be two connected but indpendently controllable robots: http://mashable.com/2015/04/16/star-wars-bb8-technology/?utm_cid=hp-hh-sec

Currently sitting in the Day 2 queue for a 10:30 am panel with EA previewing "Star Wars: Battlefront III." FINALLY.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

http://io9.com/star-wars-costumes-and-props-reveal-new-characters-for-1698341539

Snowtroopers and....flametroopers?

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

They're saving the Windtroopers and Earthtroopers and Spirittroopers for the next film.

what are tbey going to do to keep the laughs coming (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

i assumed so?

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

did you guys forget we went over this soccer ball robot thing way upthread

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link

tbh just been sitting here smugly about it

mh, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

Oh, yeah that is an upside down super star destroyer! Such a cool effect.

Evan, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

my whole confusion about the soccer ball robot was based on not being able to tell/see that the lower half was bisected

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

altho wait looking at that new clip it looks like it's *not* bisected? ok I have no idea how it works.

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link

:)

mh, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:25 (nine years ago) link

Shakey it's ok to not have opinions no one will judge u

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

false i will judge u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

Reason why it's a big deal is previously we only saw it in that first trailer and this was a real-life and functional robot making its public debut yesterday.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 April 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

caught an intern at work watching the trailer and asked him his take on the whole thing. he was pretty sure he'd seen the original trilogy first, though possibly all out of order - and definitely felt it was superior to the prequels, as any sensible person would. but his enthusiasm was way more tempered - not so much by the prequels, but by the fact that there were a whole bunch of blockbuster kid-oriented cross-promotional franchises when he was young. so he knew that jimmy kimmel and the dads of friends were shedding tears watching this thing, his pals were more "looks good, will check out." dude had no idea how novel the action figures were, or that some sad gen-xers saw episode one five times purely out of stockholm syndrome.

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

when it wasn't called "Episode One" and ppl knew when to quit

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 April 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link


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