Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 17:56 (ten years ago)

Wondering if someone perhaps compiled any kind of list or something that documents how long ago things of the 90s are.

Evan, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:56 (ten years ago)

March of Time Episode Eight: Nostalgia's Pull

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 17:57 (ten years ago)

At the EA panel now. The battle that results in the crashed star destroyer in the trailer will be playable content in the new Battlefront two weeks before the movie opens.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 17:57 (ten years ago)

That's nice and all, but how old is someone now if they were 5 when Saved By The Bell was on the air?

Evan, Friday, 17 April 2015 17:58 (ten years ago)

It's crazy that some people who were 33 when the last Star Wars teaser trailer came out are now 34.

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)

dearest rebecca, forgive the lateness of my letter; it has been four star wars since last we spoke

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:02 (ten years ago)

there's a real irony to complaining about someone acknowledging the passing of time on a star wars 7 thread

or wait, is that the problem

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:09 (ten years ago)

"man it's funny to realize how many franchises millennials grew up with compared to..."

"OMG GOOD SIR DO BE STILL"

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:11 (ten years ago)

lol, i swear dude there is really no circumstance under which you can post "yeah okay, i suppose people could see things differently; i'll let it go" is there

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:12 (ten years ago)

there are, but "lol that's stupid to care about" isn't one

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:14 (ten years ago)

regardless of how you'd like to reframe it, "a twenty year old today was 6 when harry potter 1 came out" is kind of stupid to care about but seriously this is the sort of non-argument that you've made a name for yourself with and to join in is to lose

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:17 (ten years ago)

Just watched that Battlefront trailer, disappointed that no gameplay is shown.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:18 (ten years ago)

hey i just expressed a feeling about a fact, you're the one that made it into an argument

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:18 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4-U3ijVMo

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:19 (ten years ago)

are you guys reenacting the climactic volcano lightsaber duel from episode iii or what

Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)

kinda probably

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)

Just watched that Battlefront trailer, disappointed that no gameplay is shown.

― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, April 17, 2015 2:18 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They did say that is in-engine footage, though, so my expectations are high.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

http://img.pr0gramm.com/2015/04/17/8b0cf9b3fe402a2c.jpg

Evan, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

xp

It was impressive for what it was I guess. I wonder if it would still have the single player mode.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)

xp LOL

schwantz, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:34 (ten years ago)

i was about to say "man they should try to revive spaceballs" but then i remembered they did

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceballs:_The_Animated_Series

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:35 (ten years ago)

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)

DAMN look at that model! It is so nice to see real spaceships again not CGI dreams.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:21 (ten years ago)

They are making "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money" last I heard.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:24 (ten years ago)

they're still trying to write a Darth Maul double-lightsaber dick joke that works.

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 17 April 2015 23:50 (ten years ago)

"If you think my double lightsaber is impressive, you should see my dick!"

I Stepped On Your Samwich (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 April 2015 00:12 (ten years ago)

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Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 18 April 2015 15:44 (ten years ago)

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Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 18 April 2015 16:32 (ten years ago)

Heh

PFT rules

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:29 (ten years ago)

If you're watching Star Wars Rebels on Disney XD, they released a season 2 trailer today. I got shut out of seeing the season 2 premiere early -- the queue line, for a 5:30 screening, was full to capacity by 2:45pm. I missed it by about 15 minutes. Anyway, shit's going down in season 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av8GjpGK98A

I did attend the panel this morning with the producers and voice cast. Freddie Prinze, Jr. hit the jackpot with this and he knows it.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:35 (ten years ago)

How so?

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Sunday, 19 April 2015 08:54 (ten years ago)

Voicing a well-liked cartoon character means paid appearances at all kinds of events for decades, I'd guess

mh, Sunday, 19 April 2015 15:35 (ten years ago)

Freddie prinze jr became a writer for the wwe (or whatever they call it now) in the last decade. I think he may just be an enthusiastic nerd.

da croupier, Sunday, 19 April 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)

hopefully it's not just Fast and furious 8: in space

Arctic Noon Auk, Sunday, 19 April 2015 15:48 (ten years ago)

I wouldn't mind that

mh, Sunday, 19 April 2015 16:14 (ten years ago)

A well-made action-adventure with a very diverse cast wouldn't be a bad role model, no.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 19 April 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)

I don't see a reason to believe that it wouldn't have enough depth, if that's what's being implied via F&F8 comment?

Evan, Sunday, 19 April 2015 17:59 (ten years ago)

i have the same worry, cf: new trek movies

the late great, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)

Everyone else already answered, but yeah, what I meant by Prinze hitting the jackpot is that he is clearly a huge nerd (he had several anecdotes during his panel about growing up a Star Wars fan, including one about the scar on his chin, which he got when he and his brother snapped a plastic flagpole in half to make lightsabers). And now he's on the inside of it and couldn't be happier. He came out from backstage taking video of the crowd on his phone, and was just beaming through the entire panel.

(Also fun: Tiya Sircar, who voices Sabine on "Rebels," used the words "serendipitously" and "trepidation" when answering questions. I can guess who always finishes the crossword while waiting around at the production office.)

We now know who's responsible for the BB-8 technology: http://time.com/3826420/bob-iger-star-wars-sphero/

And they appear to be making an official toy: http://toyland.gizmodo.com/is-this-our-first-look-at-spheros-official-the-force-aw-1698993843

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 13:49 (ten years ago)

we can get one for shakey

mh, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 13:53 (ten years ago)

it'll be 'funny' if BB-8 turns out to be a Jar-Jar-like annoyance in the new film

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:34 (ten years ago)

their animated division has been doing a decent job of scripting droids with personalities

mh, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:45 (ten years ago)

BB-8 speaks in a Jamaican patois and is known for constantly shitting everywhere.

Au Jus On My Dungarees (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)

MJR-LZR-8

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:57 (ten years ago)

Any film can do FF8: in space. Star Wars has the untouchable element and it should use it. Not just be a CGI pornsplosion fest, as much as it pioneered imagery. I always kept it in balance.

Arctic Noon Auk, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:40 (ten years ago)

Super8 was so terrible and unimaginative I have no trust in JJBRAMS as competent.

Arctic Noon Auk, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:40 (ten years ago)

Good set of photos from the small and mostly spoiler-free prop exhibit for Episode VII at Celebration, including two other new stormtrooper models: http://www.jeditemplearchives.com/content/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=15458

Two teasers and a convention in, we've yet to lay eyes on Adam Driver, Lupita Nyongo, Max Von Sydow or Andy Serkis. It's been all Ridley/Isaac/Boyega, so they must be the Leia/Han/Luke of the new deal.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)

we've yet to lay eyes on Adam Driver, Lupita Nyongo, Max Von Sydow or Andy Serkis

they're inside BB-8, pedaling furiously

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:44 (ten years ago)

^ irl lol

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:56 (ten years ago)


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