Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Alec Guinness, box office catnip XP

Yeah, it wasn't that long ago "nerd" and "geek" were insults

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 24 April 2015 06:17 (nine years ago) link

Josh Trank fired from the second spin-off movie

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/inside-a-star-wars-firing-792933

Number None, Saturday, 2 May 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

what the hell

Trank has several small dogs who were left in a rented house in New Orleans while the film was shooting there. According to sources, as much as $100,000 worth of damage was done to the property.

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

The high stakes being will Disney make all the money in the world or all the money in the solar system?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 3 May 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

Han Polo (shirt)

nashwan, Sunday, 3 May 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link

High stakes = can they stave off "Star Wars 8 shit talk"

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 3 May 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

And Lupita Nyongo in a mo-cap suit.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 12:30 (nine years ago) link

^^^
Proper Star Wars

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 4 May 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link

Includes at least two classic Star Wars aliens, an Ithorian second from left, and one of the dude's from Jabba's palace near the right, next to the guy in red.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:01 (nine years ago) link

evil dark really really bad adam in a snowscape followed by nu-snowtroopers is really cracking me up

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:19 (nine years ago) link

I'm parsing him as Imperial middle management jobsworth rather than evil dark really really bad.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

I hope this is really good and everyone rubs it in Lucas's face for the rest of his life (in regards to the prequels of course)

Evan, Monday, 4 May 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link

I love that. The chrome makes it look like a sci-fi medieval suit of armour.

jmm, Monday, 4 May 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

Game of Star Thrones

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

HBO's Rome in Space

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 4 May 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Brienne of Darth

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

So Josh Trank got fired from the 2nd spinoff movie that they hadn't even started yet

akm, Monday, 4 May 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

very publicly too.. he fucked up. hell hath no fury like a studio scorned.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 May 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Something about dogs messing up the house fox was renting for him?

how's life, Monday, 4 May 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/inside-a-star-wars-firing-792933

Indeed, producers on Fantastic Four, set for release July 30, are said to have faced great challenges pulling the film together given behavior described by one insider as “erratic” and at times “very isolated.” Trank did not offer clear direction, this person adds, saying, "If you've got someone who can't answer questions or who isn't sure or is in hiding, that's not good."

A Fox spokesman says the studio is “very happy with the movie and we can’t wait for audiences to see it” but acknowledges, “There were definitely some bumps in the road.”

Among those bumps: Trank has several small dogs who were left in a rented house in New Orleans while the film was shooting there. According to sources, as much as $100,000 worth of damage was done to the property. A source says the production considers any destruction of the property to be Trank's responsibility.

Citing Trank’s work on the 2012 found-footage superhero movie Chronicle, an insider says: “No question there’s talent there. You can’t do Chronicle by accident.” But Trank seemed “like one of these kids who comes to the NBA with all the talent and none of the character-based skills to handle it. There’s equipment he doesn’t yet have.”

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

man, to lose a star wars movie cuz your dogs shit all over a house

akm, Monday, 4 May 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

It sounds like he mostly got fired because he couldn't finish Fantastic Four filing on-time and the actors keep getting yanked back in from the movies they moved on to to re-shoot scenes

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

i mean "filming", the filing by all accounts was fair

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I assume FF is overbudget and shitty.. and the one low blow detail they can leak about going over budget is the 100k in dog shit line item

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

That's Hollyweird for ya!

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

Trank has several small dogs who were left in a rented house in New Orleans while the film was shooting there. According to sources, as much as $100,000 worth of damage was done to the property

$100,000?!?!!?

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 May 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure the landlord came up with that estimate.

It would be cool to see a movie about several small dogs doing $100k damage to a house.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

darth paws

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

According to sources, Trank was sometimes indecisive and uncommunicative. Producers Simon Kinberg and Hutch Parker had to step in to help pull the film together, though sources stress that Trank was still on set and directing the film. (Were that not the case, the production could have run afoul of the Directors Guild of America.)

Just over three months from opening, Fox’s Fantastic Four has done re-shoots. Those were complicated because stars Miles Teller, Kate Mara and Michael B. Jordan had obligations on other films. The most recent round, which involved three days of re-shoots at the end of April, had to take place on weekends because of Teller’s work on Todd Phillip’s Arms and the Dude. Parker and Kinberg are said to have been heavily involved in those re-shoots, pulling them away from duties in Canada on X-Men: Apocalypse, which they also are producing.

Given the issues with Trank’s performance, the production added Stephen Rivkin (Avatar) to help pull the film together. Trank had hired his Chronicle editor, Elliot Greenberg, on the project.

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

So what's the over/under on Trank being a Marvel Studios mole?

More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure there was a passage in the Art of War about how to handle a rival who's making a pointless reboot to retain rights to a property that you want for yourself.

More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

i hope my favorite alien, amanaman, shows up
http://s419.photobucket.com/user/sithman_01/media/autographs/CopyofautographE6Amanaman.jpg.html

slam dunk, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bogleech.com/images/amanaman1.jpg

slam dunk, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

the last SW figure I ever bought

SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

i loved that guy and his funky accessory

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

re-shoots at the end of April, had to take place on weekends because of Teller’s work on Todd Phillip’s Arms and the Dude

hey guys Teller already shot that movie, they ended up calling it Whiplash

fuck me, archipelago (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

breaking news guys: Josh Trank got fired from another Star Wars spinoff

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 07:12 (nine years ago) link

you guys see the Vanity Fair pics? holy shit.

piscesx, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

andy serkis confirmed to be playing 'supreme leader snoke', contuining grand tradition of fucking ridiculous star wars names

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 29 May 2015 10:16 (nine years ago) link

i hope his second in command is called schneef

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 29 May 2015 10:53 (nine years ago) link


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