Great Real Names

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Charity Hair

pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Diadorius Boudleaux Bryant

List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Saturday, 16 May 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

Baymirza Hayit Mahmutmirzaoğlov

opa panzram style (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 May 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link

Studs Terkel

xelab, Saturday, 23 May 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

Lol sadly not

So You've Been Pubically Shaved (wins), Saturday, 23 May 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link

it isn't run of the mill for sure but I think it is a splendid name, saying that I thought Dogsby was a great dog name.

xelab, Saturday, 23 May 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

No I meant it isn't his real name

So You've Been Pubically Shaved (wins), Saturday, 23 May 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link

When somebody uses a name for 70 yrs they own it! Nobody calls Stalin "Jugashvili" or Canonball Adderley "Julian".

xelab, Saturday, 23 May 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

Haha I take your point but you must surely see how posting "cannonball adderly" to the thread "great real names" goes against the spirit

So You've Been Pubically Shaved (wins), Saturday, 23 May 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link

Jan Woutersz van Cuyck

opa panzram style (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 May 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

angelo badalamenti

drash, Sunday, 24 May 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

Winthrop Wetherbee

ogmor, Friday, 29 May 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

kortney hause

r|t|c, Sunday, 31 May 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

Borderline case: if i had a daughter I would seriously consider naming her Quintana Roo, however Quintana Roo Dunne Michael is an abysmal real name

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Sunday, 31 May 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link

quintana roo period

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Sunday, 31 May 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link

Zedekiah Belknap, itinerant portrait artist of the early 19th century

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 May 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

Divine Naah could go either way but, idk, i like it.

Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 June 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

MLB 2015 amateur draft has some dope ones to drop on you all:

Dansby Swanson
Cornelius Randolph
Philip Pfeifer
Kade Scivicque
Gabriel Cancel
Kyle Funkhouser
Tucker Tubbs
Trey Cabbage
Grayson Long
Skye Bolt

Who M the best? (Will M.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

^^^more

Earl Burl III
Scooter Hightower
Jagger Rusconi
Kerby Camacho
Rayne Supple
Bowden Derby
Dalton Geekie
Bucket Goldby

mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link

bucket?

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 June 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link

Several of those belong in the abysmal real names thread.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

But they were stunned in Canada when Lady Andrade raced clear in the first half to fire under the goalkeeper.

imago, Saturday, 13 June 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FjimLex.png

mick signals, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

Oh come on

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

That wedding we discovered online, took place on July 30, 2013, between himself and one Bambi Liu (now BamBrogan). According to a Forbes report yesterday, "the singular name came when the former Kevin Brogan decided last year to merge more than just lives with his new wife." Kevin Brogan, it turns out is quite the character.

imago, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

flag post, obv

imago, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

Whoops, I was looking for the Great Bro Names thread

mick signals, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

Lady Andrade

ogmor, Thursday, 18 June 2015 08:52 (nine years ago) link

6 posts previous m8 ;)

imago, Thursday, 18 June 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

fair enough though, it is the best name of the wwc

imago, Thursday, 18 June 2015 12:02 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Noah's Ark Mitchell

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Monday, 6 July 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

Waffles Pi Natusch

in an awkward manor (doo dah), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

Eddie McDoom

Plasmon, Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

NA0mi C1ench

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

Honest Ndlovu

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 July 2015 08:07 (nine years ago) link

he's just being honest

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

Urban Shocker

in an awkward manor (doo dah), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

Goodfriend Magruder

1staethyr, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

Meta Forkel-Liebeskind

I kind of want to change my name to Metaphorical Lovechild but I think this reference may be a tad obscure.

emil.y, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

I looked at the Wiki bio on Urban Shocker and just assumed from his photo he was about 60, not 20-30 whatever he was in that photo.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

thank you for new dn

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

Richard: What happened was, I became friendly with a man named Stefano Ferrari.

http://www.slashfilm.com/theodore-rex/

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 August 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

My dad had actually cut me off years earlier because of my professional and lifestyle choices. At the time, I was living off my wife’s modeling money and the residuals from an aerobics tv show I had made for Italian television)

Stefano is people who know how to live.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 August 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link


back in the 60's I got a recycled box of 78's with the original postees name on it; "Rex Brain Jr.". No, I'm not kidding? you think I could have made this up? (doan answer that..)

ian, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

Bessie Escobar

j., Friday, 4 September 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

Tamara Katsenelenbogen

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 September 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

what's the over/under on Reggie Bugmuncher

imago, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 08:17 (nine years ago) link

+1

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 08:32 (nine years ago) link

Maria Anna Walburga Ignatia "Nannerl" Mozart

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 11 September 2015 10:13 (nine years ago) link


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