Star Wars 7 shit talk

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man, to lose a star wars movie cuz your dogs shit all over a house

akm, Monday, 4 May 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

It sounds like he mostly got fired because he couldn't finish Fantastic Four filing on-time and the actors keep getting yanked back in from the movies they moved on to to re-shoot scenes

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

i mean "filming", the filing by all accounts was fair

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I assume FF is overbudget and shitty.. and the one low blow detail they can leak about going over budget is the 100k in dog shit line item

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

That's Hollyweird for ya!

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

Trank has several small dogs who were left in a rented house in New Orleans while the film was shooting there. According to sources, as much as $100,000 worth of damage was done to the property

$100,000?!?!!?

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 May 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure the landlord came up with that estimate.

It would be cool to see a movie about several small dogs doing $100k damage to a house.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:28 (nine years ago) link

darth paws

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 May 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

According to sources, Trank was sometimes indecisive and uncommunicative. Producers Simon Kinberg and Hutch Parker had to step in to help pull the film together, though sources stress that Trank was still on set and directing the film. (Were that not the case, the production could have run afoul of the Directors Guild of America.)

Just over three months from opening, Fox’s Fantastic Four has done re-shoots. Those were complicated because stars Miles Teller, Kate Mara and Michael B. Jordan had obligations on other films. The most recent round, which involved three days of re-shoots at the end of April, had to take place on weekends because of Teller’s work on Todd Phillip’s Arms and the Dude. Parker and Kinberg are said to have been heavily involved in those re-shoots, pulling them away from duties in Canada on X-Men: Apocalypse, which they also are producing.

Given the issues with Trank’s performance, the production added Stephen Rivkin (Avatar) to help pull the film together. Trank had hired his Chronicle editor, Elliot Greenberg, on the project.

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

So what's the over/under on Trank being a Marvel Studios mole?

More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure there was a passage in the Art of War about how to handle a rival who's making a pointless reboot to retain rights to a property that you want for yourself.

More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

i hope my favorite alien, amanaman, shows up
http://s419.photobucket.com/user/sithman_01/media/autographs/CopyofautographE6Amanaman.jpg.html

slam dunk, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

http://www.bogleech.com/images/amanaman1.jpg

slam dunk, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

the last SW figure I ever bought

SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link

i loved that guy and his funky accessory

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

re-shoots at the end of April, had to take place on weekends because of Teller’s work on Todd Phillip’s Arms and the Dude

hey guys Teller already shot that movie, they ended up calling it Whiplash

fuck me, archipelago (Simon H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

breaking news guys: Josh Trank got fired from another Star Wars spinoff

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 07:12 (nine years ago) link

you guys see the Vanity Fair pics? holy shit.

piscesx, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

andy serkis confirmed to be playing 'supreme leader snoke', contuining grand tradition of fucking ridiculous star wars names

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 29 May 2015 10:16 (nine years ago) link

i hope his second in command is called schneef

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 29 May 2015 10:53 (nine years ago) link

Sometime wonder if Lucas had never actually met anyone called Luke, just threw it in as another wacky name.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 May 2015 10:55 (nine years ago) link

i'm just hoping to hear some good jizz

difficult listening hour, Friday, 29 May 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link

call me a traditionalist but I prefer classic hot jizz to cool or free jizz

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 29 May 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link

Follow the snoke to sith-filled land.

how's life, Friday, 29 May 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/G2xiDFA.jpg

, Sunday, 7 June 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link

hm

jennifer islam (silby), Sunday, 7 June 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

Serkis in motion capture + "Snoke" maybe = a lizard/reptile type villain? Would be innerestink.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 7 June 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

Supreme Leader Skink

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Sunday, 7 June 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

Would be innerestink.

why

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Sunday, 7 June 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

Why? Because visually cool. Nothing more or less.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 8 June 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

Oh man I hope he's one of the Swimming People of Dellait

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 8 June 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

Star Wars Rebels is back on!

Their Darth Vader portrayal, so much more powerful than any Jedi left, so good.

Upright Mammal (mh), Sunday, 21 June 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.starwars.com/news/christopher-miller-and-phil-lord-to-helm-han-solo-anthology-film

I worry these guys are spreading themselves too thin

Number None, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

hopefully starring channing tatum and jonah hill as chewbacca and han solo, respectively.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 22:35 (nine years ago) link

i kind of like the idea of a million "star wars" films made in widely varying styles and tones

maybe gaspar noe can make a film about the fleshpits of tatooine

david cronenberg can make one about people who like to have sex while crashing spaceships into each other

etc

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

this is gonna be like the marvel films shortly where i'm three behind isn't it

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link

And you can re-create the plot of the ones you missed by mashing action figures together.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

"hopefully starring channing tatum and jonah hill as chewbacca and han solo, respectively."

this would be amazing

akm, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

reverse that and I'll buy tickets right now

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link

:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNJ51ghzdY

Number None, Saturday, 11 July 2015 11:09 (nine years ago) link

kinda hilarious how almost every line of that seems like they had to quickly cut away to omit an "... unlike the prequels!"

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 11 July 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

I have high hopes, I guess, but JJ Abrams often disappoints. At least Damon Lindelof is not involved.

schwantz, Saturday, 11 July 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5W8EBHNsLc

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Big article and tons of photos in EW. Maybe they're sort-of-kind-of doing the Jacen Solo story after all?

Remember how we eventually learned that “Darth” is not a first name, but a kind of title? It appears the surname “Ren” is something similar.

“He is a character who came to the name Kylo Ren when he joined a group called the Knights of Ren,” Abrams says. But that’s as far as the writer-director will go. What are the Knights of Ren? You’re going to have to wait until Dec. 18 to find out.

“He is not your prototypical mustache-twirling bad guy,” Abrams offers. “He is a little bit more complex than that, and it was a great joy to work with Adam Driver on this role, because he threw himself into it in a deep and remarkable way.”

There are many implications to this piece of Kylo Ren’s history. If he had a different name before aligning with these mysterious knights, maybe we’ve heard it before. Maybe we know… his parents?

We’re definitely going to have to wait for that.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link


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