Star Wars 7 shit talk

breaking news guys: Josh Trank got fired from another Star Wars spinoff

you guys see the Vanity Fair pics? holy shit.

andy serkis confirmed to be playing 'supreme leader snoke', contuining grand tradition of fucking ridiculous star wars names

i hope his second in command is called schneef

Sometime wonder if Lucas had never actually met anyone called Luke, just threw it in as another wacky name.

i'm just hoping to hear some good jizz

call me a traditionalist but I prefer classic hot jizz to cool or free jizz

Follow the snoke to sith-filled land.

http://i.imgur.com/G2xiDFA.jpg

hm

Serkis in motion capture + "Snoke" maybe = a lizard/reptile type villain? Would be innerestink.

Supreme Leader Skink

Would be innerestink.

why

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Reptilian_sentient_species

Why? Because visually cool. Nothing more or less.

Oh man I hope he's one of the Swimming People of Dellait

Star Wars Rebels is back on!

Their Darth Vader portrayal, so much more powerful than any Jedi left, so good.

http://www.starwars.com/news/christopher-miller-and-phil-lord-to-helm-han-solo-anthology-film

I worry these guys are spreading themselves too thin

hopefully starring channing tatum and jonah hill as chewbacca and han solo, respectively.

i kind of like the idea of a million "star wars" films made in widely varying styles and tones

maybe gaspar noe can make a film about the fleshpits of tatooine

david cronenberg can make one about people who like to have sex while crashing spaceships into each other

etc

this is gonna be like the marvel films shortly where i'm three behind isn't it

And you can re-create the plot of the ones you missed by mashing action figures together.

"hopefully starring channing tatum and jonah hill as chewbacca and han solo, respectively."

this would be amazing

reverse that and I'll buy tickets right now

:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNJ51ghzdY

kinda hilarious how almost every line of that seems like they had to quickly cut away to omit an "... unlike the prequels!"

I have high hopes, I guess, but JJ Abrams often disappoints. At least Damon Lindelof is not involved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5W8EBHNsLc

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/star-wars-force-awakens-storm-6218981

Big article and tons of photos in EW. Maybe they're sort-of-kind-of doing the Jacen Solo story after all?

Remember how we eventually learned that “Darth” is not a first name, but a kind of title? It appears the surname “Ren” is something similar.

“He is a character who came to the name Kylo Ren when he joined a group called the Knights of Ren,” Abrams says. But that’s as far as the writer-director will go. What are the Knights of Ren? You’re going to have to wait until Dec. 18 to find out.

“He is not your prototypical mustache-twirling bad guy,” Abrams offers. “He is a little bit more complex than that, and it was a great joy to work with Adam Driver on this role, because he threw himself into it in a deep and remarkable way.”

There are many implications to this piece of Kylo Ren’s history. If he had a different name before aligning with these mysterious knights, maybe we’ve heard it before. Maybe we know… his parents?

We’re definitely going to have to wait for that.

No mustache-twirling bad guys pls the Star Wars are known for their subtle and nuanced villains. /s

The second trailer has my hopes up but Abrams is generally such a hack and while pretty good at setup, he's so terrible at finishing stories.

I thought Darth was short for Dark Lord of the Sith

Scholars disagree on that, apparently.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a6/93/eb/a693ebb7701057438691a3e9ca459055.jpg

Kylo Ren's facemask looks like an aluminum can to me, but otherwise the released shots look pretty cool.

I like it, resembles a 30's pulp villain or something.

I'm genuinely impressed with the look of what we've seen in trailers so far.

Colin Tervorrow confirmed to direct Episode IX

that name is extremely difficult to type for some reason

That's his Jedi name, right?

http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/08/rogue-one-cast-photo-d23-1024x682.jpg

Are you ready for Star Wars to be completely drained of all color?

For a photo shoot, perhaps, but all the trailer footage we've seen indicates the opposite.

that's from Rogue One

glad to see Connect Four exists in the Star Wars universe

oh and Mads Mikkelsen's in it

Donnie Yen!!!

xxp pretty sneaky, Sith

i just liked that post 5000 times in my mind

Lol phil

itt: Phil D. justifies the existence of ILX

omg