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Is it like that autopsy show about the dyslexics who are comfortable with their birth gender?

pplains, Monday, 25 May 2015 16:35 (ten years ago)

and they all work at a hi-fi shop

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 25 May 2015 18:34 (ten years ago)

the tv show, Transparent

― slam dunk, Monday, May 25, 2015 2:36 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:O

― just sayin, Monday, May 25, 2015 4:39 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how the fuck didn't you, I mean

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Monday, 25 May 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)

God, never heard of the show before so was wondering what the pun actually was. Now looking it up on IMDB looks like i got the pun without having seen the show.

Stevolende, Monday, 25 May 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)

lol i dont know how i didnt get it

just sayin, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 01:14 (ten years ago)

www.trannailery.com

zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 01:41 (ten years ago)

tbf i only got as far in getting it as 'trans'

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:07 (ten years ago)

ha i did not get the <i>transparent</i> pun until now, either.

jaymc, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:20 (ten years ago)

my god ppl

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:21 (ten years ago)

encephalitic worms all round

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 12:24 (ten years ago)

i only realised earlier this year that it was called '50 shades of grey' because the guy's name was grey

I figured this out when I saw the French translation of the title which is something like "50 tons de Grey", which doesn't really make any sense as a title. I mean, why not also change the guy's name in the book so that the title actually works?

silverfish, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

i still haven't figured out why there are 50

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:40 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/m7a4PIa.jpg

this Staind album (2003) actually makes sense because it has 14 tracks. I feel so bad for Aaron Lewis, though: he must have been so angry and confused when 50SoG got popular ("this kid is eating my lunch!")

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:53 (ten years ago)

in the novel Mr. Grey has 50 dalmatians

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:57 (ten years ago)

so you kinda have to read it to understand

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:58 (ten years ago)

(they're sex dalmatians)

Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:00 (ten years ago)

all dalmatians are sex dalmatians! but I appreciate the explanation.

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)

Mr. Grey is a Ray-Ban salesperson trying to meet a quota, iirc.

The Freewheelin' Denny Dillon (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

!! Just this instant got that the band name Spacehog had two meanings. I never got thought of the one about hitting space.

Je55e, Sunday, 14 June 2015 03:35 (ten years ago)

I didn't realize until I read this month's Rolling Stone that the name ZZ Top was a take-off on B.B. King.

pplains, Sunday, 14 June 2015 04:01 (ten years ago)

It took a while to realize Stephin Merrit's band Gothic Archies referenced a Gothic arch. I just figured the comic book characters as Goths was the whole thing.

nickn, Sunday, 14 June 2015 07:28 (ten years ago)

the twitter name "emily post-punk" (i thought it was just an emily who liked post-punk)

music begins where words leave off (get bent), Sunday, 14 June 2015 08:03 (ten years ago)

antacid -> aunt acid -> Uncle Acid (& the deadbeats)

right?

rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:07 (ten years ago)

!! Just this instant got that the band name Spacehog had two meanings. I never got thought of the one about hitting space.

What does this mean? And, for that matter, this:

the twitter name "emily post-punk" (i thought it was just an emily who liked post-punk)

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

yeah me neither

kinder, Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:31 (ten years ago)

portmanteau of emily post/post-punk

put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:33 (ten years ago)

she was very small

put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:37 (ten years ago)

(xp) Thx!

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:38 (ten years ago)

it was a massive tome

drash, Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:39 (ten years ago)

try balancing that fucker on your head

put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:40 (ten years ago)

What's that hat all about btw?

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:40 (ten years ago)

That's a dinner roll. Again: very small.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:42 (ten years ago)

it is explained in emily post's hatiquette.

estela, Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:45 (ten years ago)

http://www.emilypost.com/everyday-manners/common-courtesies/479-hats-off-the-who-what-when-where-of-the-hat

put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:50 (ten years ago)

(Cancer patients are exempt from hat rules. They may keep their hats or caps on at all times if they wish.)

put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 13:50 (ten years ago)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

(although I still don't know if there is an actual pun in there)

Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2015 14:38 (ten years ago)

wait, what?

put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 14:41 (ten years ago)

are you saying that you didn't get that "alfred, lord sotosyn" is a reference to "alfred, lord tennyson" or is there something else

put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 14:42 (ten years ago)

why, then you'll be a man, my soto!

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)

i don't know what possessed me to post that

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2015 14:44 (ten years ago)

are you saying that you didn't get that "alfred, lord sotosyn" is a reference to "alfred, lord tennyson" or is there something else

― put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, June 14, 2015 10:42 AM (10 minutes ago)
Yes, I am saying exactly that. It took me ages to see that. Sorry for the thread derail. Nothing to see here, carry on.

Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2015 14:54 (ten years ago)

i never made the tennyson connection before, but i don't know alfred IRL or anything like that to trigger a last-name connection.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:04 (ten years ago)

the tender grace of a pun that was missed

estela, Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

lol

this is blowing my mind a bit. Why would you have to know alfred personally to make the connection with the only person in history who has been called alfred, lord anything

put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:23 (ten years ago)

Alfred, Lord Tennyson was a powerful name. This what its owner had to say of it:

"A kind of walking trance I have frequently had, quite up from boyhood, when I
have been all alone. This has often come upon me through repeating my own name
to myself silently till, all at once, as it were, out of the intensity of the
consciousness of individuality, the individuality itself seemed to dissolve and
fade away into boundless being; and this not a confused state, but the clearest
of the clearest, the surest of the surest, the weirdest of the weirdest,
utterly beyond words, where death was an almost laughable impossibility, the
loss of personality (if so it were) seeming no extinction, but the only true
life."

quixotic yet visceral (Bob Six), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:27 (ten years ago)

yeah, why would you need to know a minor Victorian poet personally to make the connection with the world's greatest living rock critic? (xpost)

rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)

Well if you've never heard of Tennyson that's one thing, & not really "missing the pun". But like... If you were aware that there was a recording artist called del tha funky homosapien, and I posted for like a decade under the name "d3lg4do tha funky homosapien" & you didn't realise that the one was related to the other, that would be crazy whether or not you knew that that was my surname or were familiar with dtfh's oeuvre

put a skronk ornette (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:38 (ten years ago)

Meek milton

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:41 (ten years ago)

In my case for a long time some part of my brain decided it was a play on the Cordwainer Smith character Lord Sto Odin and even though I know Alfie doesn't read that stuff I just couldn't dislodge this clearly erroneous thought and see the obvious.

Never Mind The Blecchs, Here's The James Redd Orche (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:08 (ten years ago)


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