worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

that pic is going to give me nightmares, thx dyao!

the picture that launched a thousand Guy/Guy slashfics

mutual water lapping

hot, sweaty donkey sauce swap imminent

get in on the ground floor: guy fieri is gonna be cool. soon.

http://www.rookiemag.com/2015/06/sunday-comic-an-ode-to-guy-fieri/

https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/604429273835913218

oh dear god no

Just one more wedge driven between me and the cool kids.

I think I've met that Luke dude before? If so, next time I see him I am just going to shake my head disapprovingly at him and, if he asks why, say "you know why"

lol

Osama Bin Laden gets made fun of a lot, but he's actually a really inspirational guy!
He may seem like a weird person to look up to, but he's actually pretty cool.
1) He's passionate about what he does, and he doesn't feel bad about showing it!
2) He sticks with his fashion choices & doesn't care what people think of him.
3) He's got a lot of charisma.
4) He sticks by what he believes in & helps out his community.

You can plug literally any person into that framework and it makes sense.

take it up with tavi, buddy, i'm not driving this train

this guy FIERI, this 47-year-old-or-so cooking man who is so funny!

lol

"If your eyes were open to all the beauty in the world, you too would be overwhelmed with joy"

https://vine.co/v/eAwgO6mtWDP

just noticed that the pic on guy's wikipage is him with a painful-looking sunglasses tan at fuckin guantanamo

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Guy_Fieri_at_Guantanamo_2.jpg

every picture of a celeb on wikipedia is fucked up

burrito-sized sushi

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/files/2015/10/IMG_4886.jpg

i wondered why it was missing bb

bbq sauce, but somehow guy fieri is not involved with this

honestly I would totally eat that sushi monstrosity

basically temaki, no?

I bet the pickled sweet potatoes I made would be good in a catfish roll. oh god i'm starting to think like guy

Pickled sweet potatoes sounds good.

I'd eat a burrito sized hand roll, sure

have you guys never heard of sushirito? the sushi/burrito hybrid is pretty popular here in SF (no way will I eat it)

My only hand roll experience was pretty shitty so I haven't gone back since. I should probably try it again.

i just feel like the sushi burrito is disrespectful to both sushi and burritos

good sushi is almost noble. like i would support well-formed sushi in the position of authority, and even take up arms against its enemies if it came down to it. and then on the other hand you have this giant ass burrito with sushi stuffed in it

you can have both, life is full of mysteries and wonders

weird tip: slice the burrito into cylinders and it ceases to be a burrito

om mani padme hum

really tho, what child didn't look at the Teddy Ruxpin commercial or the actual doll and think "I wonder what it would look like on fire?"

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://twitter.com/kdrez/status/655406504430956544

you can't tell but guy is crying there

idgi

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boooo

pls watch this

https://vine.co/v/e9KpUKbuduh

(nbd just guy tossing some autographed lean cuisine's into a pumped crowd)

i realized recently that DJ Khaled is the sonic equivalent of Guy Fieri

http://www.gq.com/story/guy-fieri-wine

I thought I saw Guy at the mall but it was just a ferret

Ryder gets to pick which of his father's cars we take, and he chooses the yellow Camaro, the one with the license plate that reads RYDERSS. Years from now, when Ryder learns to drive, this Camaro will be his, just as the license plate has foretold. (Fieri has many other cars, each with its own vanity plate: FOOD FYT, CADLAQ, LIVFAST, BLKTRFL, etc.)

"blackterful"?

lol black truffle I'm guessing

http://jezebel.com/guy-fieri-is-tired-of-anthony-bourdains-shit-talking-1743178912

that's kind of the charm of Fieri, he really thinks he's the everyman and not at all polarizing

and the charm of Bourdain is that he's irredeemable human garbage

I don't mind the Bourdain man, pretty sure he'd admit he has a shtick

It’s not that I’m not open to the reality that the food world was like this from a few people’s perspective

having trouble parsing this

he gets that he's a clown to plenty of people in his field of expertise