"If your eyes were open to all the beauty in the world, you too would be overwhelmed with joy"
https://vine.co/v/eAwgO6mtWDP
― Plasmon, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link
just noticed that the pic on guy's wikipage is him with a painful-looking sunglasses tan at fuckin guantanamo
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Guy_Fieri_at_Guantanamo_2.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 13 June 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
every picture of a celeb on wikipedia is fucked up
― Cory Sklar, Saturday, 13 June 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link
burrito-sized sushi
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/files/2015/10/IMG_4886.jpg
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link
i wondered why it was missing bb
bbq sauce, but somehow guy fieri is not involved with this
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link
honestly I would totally eat that sushi monstrosity
― the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link
basically temaki, no?
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:58 (nine years ago) link
I bet the pickled sweet potatoes I made would be good in a catfish roll. oh god i'm starting to think like guy
― Exit, pursued by Yogi Berra (WilliamC), Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link
Pickled sweet potatoes sounds good.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link
I'd eat a burrito sized hand roll, sure
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 19 October 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link
have you guys never heard of sushirito? the sushi/burrito hybrid is pretty popular here in SF (no way will I eat it)
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 October 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
My only hand roll experience was pretty shitty so I haven't gone back since. I should probably try it again.
― ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link
i just feel like the sushi burrito is disrespectful to both sushi and burritos
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
good sushi is almost noble. like i would support well-formed sushi in the position of authority, and even take up arms against its enemies if it came down to it. and then on the other hand you have this giant ass burrito with sushi stuffed in it
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link
you can have both, life is full of mysteries and wonders
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 19 October 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link
weird tip: slice the burrito into cylinders and it ceases to be a burrito
― brimstead, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link
om mani padme hum
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link
really tho, what child didn't look at the Teddy Ruxpin commercial or the actual doll and think "I wonder what it would look like on fire?"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/kdrez/status/655406504430956544
― goole, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link
you can't tell but guy is crying there
― brimstead, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 18:04 (nine years ago) link
idgi
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link
<iframe src="https://vine.co/v/e9KpUKbuduh/embed/simple"; width="600" height="600" frameborder="0"></iframe><script src="https://platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js";></script>
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 13 November 2015 13:38 (nine years ago) link
boooo
pls watch this
https://vine.co/v/e9KpUKbuduh
(nbd just guy tossing some autographed lean cuisine's into a pumped crowd)
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 13 November 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link
i realized recently that DJ Khaled is the sonic equivalent of Guy Fieri
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 November 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.gq.com/story/guy-fieri-wine
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 November 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link
I thought I saw Guy at the mall but it was just a ferret
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 14 November 2015 05:26 (nine years ago) link
Ryder gets to pick which of his father's cars we take, and he chooses the yellow Camaro, the one with the license plate that reads RYDERSS. Years from now, when Ryder learns to drive, this Camaro will be his, just as the license plate has foretold. (Fieri has many other cars, each with its own vanity plate: FOOD FYT, CADLAQ, LIVFAST, BLKTRFL, etc.)
"blackterful"?
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 14 November 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
lol black truffle I'm guessing
― brownie, Saturday, 14 November 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link
http://jezebel.com/guy-fieri-is-tired-of-anthony-bourdains-shit-talking-1743178912
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 13:59 (eight years ago) link
that's kind of the charm of Fieri, he really thinks he's the everyman and not at all polarizing
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link
and the charm of Bourdain is that he's irredeemable human garbage
― welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
I don't mind the Bourdain man, pretty sure he'd admit he has a shtick
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
It’s not that I’m not open to the reality that the food world was like this from a few people’s perspective
having trouble parsing this
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
he gets that he's a clown to plenty of people in his field of expertise
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX5y9b-UwAAH3J0.jpg
― j., Monday, 4 January 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link
his face looks greasier than the hot dog
― pratt truss it (dan m), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link
Is he carrying that over a threshold?
― nickn, Monday, 4 January 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link
it's his son
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link
I don't know, looks like he's planning on making sweet love to it later in the evening.
― nickn, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:37 (eight years ago) link
how can we know that all these hypotheses are mutually exclusive?
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 05:43 (eight years ago) link
Surely he must be really sick of having to keep up with the ridiculous hair and beard bleaching. That shit is high maintenance!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 09:50 (eight years ago) link
Just what the world needed: Ted Cruz/Guy Fieri erotic fanfic!
Mildly NSFW: http://lanamacondo.tumblr.com/post/144719920453/frosted-tips
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 30 May 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link
Bookmark Removed
― DJP, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link
Cool, I've always wondered what would happen if Guy sprayed his donkey sauce all over a weird rubber mask.
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link
Perhaps if the source of sexual arrousal is so specific these folks won't reproduce? Assuming there's a genetic preference for bleached goatees...
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 14:18 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:43 (eight years ago) link
lock thread
― pratt truss it (dan m), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:03 (eight years ago) link
speechless
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link